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#1 Re: Main Forum » Anyone else hate this new tool update? » 2019-11-02 23:09:55

I hate it too, for the same reasons you wrote about. I think it's the reason why every single life I tried to live yesterday was so terrible. It seemed like no one at all was working on anything so I just didn't play because I knew it would be super frustrating. Who wants to play a game that only frustrates you? All these limitations are doing is killing the game imo. I put in thousands of hours into this game towards the start but recently I haven't been able to bring myself to play one life a day, if even. Some people are saying it just needs to be tweaked or reworked, but I don't know how reworking it could make it any better. Personally, I'd prefer if Jason got rid of the whole idea. I still very much loathe the rift but I'm still holding onto my tiny shred of hope that it will also be yeeted eventually..

#2 Re: Main Forum » If you could start one in-game folk tradition what would it be? » 2019-04-16 18:14:32

I had a life semi-recently where my mom had the older sibling name the newest child, and then that child would name the next one. I started doing it with my kids too but I think my daughters either forgot or didn’t care when they became mothers themselves. It’s not really beneficial to the town but I thought it was cute af anyway

#3 Re: Main Forum » biggest screw-up you've seen, biggest you've done » 2019-03-24 21:45:03

Back when I used to lag really bad, I was trying to clear out the sheep pen. Was trying to stab the last shorn sheep but I hit a lag spike and the mouflon walked right into the tile I was bouncing on with the knife. Someone walked up to the pen right after and was like “WTF???”  I just ran off and killed myself afterwards because I was so ashamed of myself lol

Worst I saw was recently. I was shot with a bow and tried explaining how to heal an arrow wound but the lady who was trying to help ended up stabbing me and made me die faster lol

#4 Re: Main Forum » PLAYER STATS + tools » 2019-03-15 21:45:45

No clue how to use the scripts as it kept giving me errors sad Here’s a life I lived recently if you could get my stats. http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3789221

#5 Re: Main Forum » Eve Pharo vs Lisa Pharo » 2018-09-22 07:09:35

This whole thing is wild. Nora, I suggest you don't go around slandering someone's character just for the hell of it. Because honestly, that just leads me to believe that you were the griefer all along.

I know Pharo; I have played countless hours with him and we have some of the highest playtimes in the game. Not to make us sound all high and mighty, but I can't imagine how many griefers have as many hours as we do. We don't grief, we just kill the people who do. We work hard, not to get recognition, but because that's why we enjoy the game. I'm sure actual griefers would have already gotten bored hundreds of hours ago.

I remember this life since I was twinning with Pharo. As he already said, our plan was to get sheep and improve the town. Unfortunately I stepped on a snake below the forge before we could get started on it. I don't know what happened after my death but I can tell you that Pharo is definitely not a griefer and you're either misinformed somehow or secretly, it was you who lead all of the bears into camp and only made one bowl and berry bush before calling it a day. If the latter is inaccurate, ask yourself how you feel about having your own character slandered.

I know you're new to the game so you've probably never played with Pharo or me before this life, and so I don't know how much my opinion weighs to you. I just want it to be known that slandering someone's character is only a reflection of your own, and girl, it's not a good look.

#6 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-09-16 19:25:26

It was mee. I did it for the aesthetic

#7 Main Forum » Raven and Caasi Hurst » 2018-08-30 23:01:46

Mirelli
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Raven was born during a time of prosperity, with plenty of pies and stews and compost to go around. Her mother, Amena dropped her off at the nursery with a cluster of other small children to be raised by the town's wet nurse. She was barely old enough to talk when a boy named Caasi, only a few years older than her, stepped away from the fire and said "Raven, are you a doughnut? Because you're all curves and sugar."

Raven was taken aback and rejected his advances, confused and embarrassed to be talked to in such a way. Years went by, but he would visit her every so often to remind her that he was still single and that he was in love with her. "You're the only one for me."

She decided to make the town a bit more beautiful and set to work finding wild rose seeds to turn into rose bushes along the walls of the hospital. Her goal was soon accomplished when Caasi found her again and told her that he had a gift for her. He set a rose at her feet, along with a note that he read aloud, "Kiss the cook." Smiling at his gesture, it seemed that he had finally worn her down.

The man was obviously in love with her and how could she refuse her own feelings that built up over the years? They were adults now, and she finally acknowledged the brilliance of his pickup line as children. She accepted his proposal and they were married next to the rose bushes, sealed with the berries they fed to each other.

Caasi was over the moon and declared that he would bring her gifts. Among them were a chef hat and an apron, which Raven proudly wore. She was touched by everything he did for her and made sure to tell him how sweet he was.

Not long after the marriage, Raven gave birth to their first son, who she named Caasi Jr. He looked more like his mother, and they were both ecstatic to welcome him into their family. A year later, she gave birth to their second son, Sebastian, who was the spitting image of his father.

All too soon, their babies had grown up and Caasi and Raven had grown old and weaker from the years. As they talked beside the fire, she noticed their son Sebastian, now fourteen, holding a bow and arrow. He was speaking of a griefer but Raven calmly walked up beside him and asked what he was doing. She was about to tell him how he should be careful holding that when a nightmare unfolded before her eyes.

A scream rang out and Raven blinked to find her husband clutching the arrow lodged in his chest. Sebastian yelled his apologies while she immediately pulled the arrow out of Caasi and ran to find someone with a knife. "Knife!!" she screamed, but she knew it was too late as a man finally came running with a hot knife. She ran back to her husband and hurriedly told him that she loved him, hoping to give him some final comfort in his dying hour. "I love you too" he breathed out before he finally succumbed to his injuries.

Sebastian starved not long after and Raven stood beside Caasi's body as hers continued to grow even weaker. Her heart was broken to lose her family in such a way, but she vowed to live the rest of her life in honor of them. Before she died, she made sure to bury her beloved husband with the very rose he used to propose to her all those years ago. She died beside his grave, roses surrounding them both.

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#8 Main Forum » Cursed Items » 2018-08-28 02:47:04

Mirelli
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By now, we've all picked up an item that.. spoke to us. Share your screenshots or stories below!

A cursed (but adorable) file..

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Two cursed hatchets

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#9 Re: Main Forum » An Etiquette Guide » 2018-08-27 21:44:26

It’s small to me! Lol.

I only added the running from your mom part because usually if my baby runs after I set them down, I figure they’re going off to suicide, so I go back to work and forget I ever had the baby. It’s risky because your mom might not be around when you return and you might starve if there’s no other fertile women nearby. I always give my babies a tour if they ask for one, but I see your point too.

#10 Main Forum » An Etiquette Guide » 2018-08-27 21:20:11

Mirelli
Replies: 9

This is a small list of things you can do (or not do) to make the game more enjoyable for both yourself and your fellow villagers. Feel free to add your own tips in the comments because I’m sure I’ll miss a bunch of things.

-Do you see a cart lying around? First, make sure there’s no one around working with it. I know it sucks having to make a new cart from scratch but it’s even worse when you make one yourself, only to turn around for a moment and someone has run off with it. If there’s someone near the cart, ask if you can use it. If the answer is no, don’t be salty, just go and make your own. If you don’t know how, ask around.

-You want a backpack? We all do! Before asking your mother or anyone else around for the clothing off their back, make sure there aren’t any rabbit furs already laying around waiting to be tailored. If there aren’t any, and you plan on working outside the village, ask politely to borrow theirs. Make sure to keep good on your promise and trap some rabbits, make them into a pack and return it to the kind person who loaned theirs to you. People are always pleasantly surprised when I return with a new pack for them.

*To add on to the last one, don’t sew all of the furs together if there are already enough packs for the people living there. Everything decays and you don’t want to waste furs if there’s no one around to make use of them.

-Need to borrow a tool like an axe or hatchet? Make sure to bring the axe back to where you found it after chopping trees (only chop the useless trees like willows in the swamp and desert trees!) and bring your wood to the hatchet to chop your kindling.

-Do not feed people unless they ask to be fed. You could not only ruin someone’s yum streak, but you could also be wasting food if they’ve only lost one pip and you feed them a slice of pie. You could also be mistaken for a griefer and be killed despite you just wanting to help. There are far more useful jobs to be done, just ask what needs doing.

-Are you new and curious? Before you go up to the forge and start messing around with things, picking them up to see what they do, watch the smith from a few tiles away, out of their work zone. Don’t block the flat rocks or the hammer or anything else they’re trying to work with. Ask if they can teach you or simply try to learn by watching closely.

-Do not run off as a baby unless you intend to kill yourself. I know you want to see the city and look around to see where everything is and what needs to be done, but you should stay put where your mother sets you down (unless it’s a cold or hot tile, then it’s fine to find a perfect temp spot to sit on). Ask her if she will give you a tour. Most times she will oblige if she’s not busy.

-If you’re a mother and have no last name but anyone else in the family still has the surname, bring your babies up to them and ask if they will name your child. If you have a name in mind, tell them. Sometimes you’ll get a rude player who names your baby “sh*t” or something of that nature but hey, at least they have the surname now! Lol

-If you see someone else already working on a job that you wanted to do (ex. Smithing, trapping, baking, etc.) ask if you can help them before just barging in. Smithing is always more efficient with two people. One fires the iron blooms while the other waits with a round stone to hammer on the flat rocks and remove them for the next batch.

-A town only needs one big fire unless everything is very spread out. If you see someone light a kindling and set a bowl of water/shavings/stew next to it, do NOT keep adding wood to it. The purpose is to let it turn to coals so they can use it for whatever they were planning to do. It’s annoying to have to keep telling players to let it turn to coals and they don’t listen so you have to go far away to start yet another fire and pray to the OHOL gods that no one comes along and tosses wood on it again. Not only do you waste firewood by keeping more than one big fire, you also waste someone’s time and patience. Mistakes happen, so be sure to apologize if you were in the wrong.

I’m sure there’s a bunch more things I’m missing, so leave them in the comments! I hope this helps at least a few people. PS don’t make rabbit fur shoes, they dum.

#11 Main Forum » To my son, Max Earthman. » 2018-08-27 02:05:46

Mirelli
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You were my first child, my sweet boy. I was worried that I wouldn’t have any children at all until I cradled you in my arms with my heart full of joy. I brought you to the fire when the cursed queen walked up to us and demanded you as her own. I tried my best to convince her to share parental custody but she wanted you all to herself.

My heart broke at the thought of leaving you, but she had three knives with her and I had no weapons of my own. I thought you would be safe if I just let her take you.

I tried to distract my heavy heart with work, and as I was carting home a dozen eggs, I gave birth to two sweet ginger babies. A boy and girl named Jamie and Hazel.

Once we made it home and I set your siblings by the fire, I came across your small bloody body next to the bakery. I wept and asked around who had done it, but in my heart I knew it was Benita. Sadness soon turned to rage as I watched her smug face walking around the village like nothing had happened.

She eventually started killing more people before a young girl named Magenta avenged you and the rest with a knife to the cursed queen’s gut. She sadly starved for her cause, but she would be remembered for her heroics.

I’m so sorry I left you with her! I thought she would love you as her own, but I made a horrible mistake. I hope your soul is at peace now and you remember that your real mama loves you <3

#12 Re: Main Forum » What has been the most annoying moment that ever happened to you? » 2018-08-26 20:42:35

When you finally kill a griefer and the townspeople rally against you like YOU were the real griefer, and then kill you during the cooldown while they heal the actual griefer. Maybe ask questions before you kill someone or just be observant in general. I don’t feel as bad when I die that way because I know they’ll all be slaughtered by the person I tried to protect them from, but it is annoying. That’s the price of ignorance tho

#13 Re: Main Forum » Murder by unknown weapon » 2018-08-26 03:28:09

Lmao dude get out of here. I posted this so people are aware of a dangerous bug that could get them killed. If you choose to stand near someone with this weapon, that’s on you. Make your own arrow note and fight back, tell people in game to be vigilant, or you can just insult the person who tried to warn you about it.

#14 Re: Main Forum » Murder by unknown weapon » 2018-08-25 23:13:58

Tested again and the arrow note by itself is ranged as well... butter knife murder 2.0 but even more deadly.

#15 Main Forum » Murder by unknown weapon » 2018-08-25 22:01:06

Mirelli
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So, I was playing a life yesterday where someone tried to shoot another person with a bow and arrow with note attached, but they missed. Then the arrow was picked up with note still attached, and they were able to stab someone with it. The game reacts as if they were injured, with red text and red hunger bar, but there's no blood or wound on the person. In one case, the wound turned into a potato sprout and when they died, there was a potato sprout on the ground.

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I had someone stab me with it to test it, and they were not able to heal me. Hot knife didn't work, neither did pads and thread. Another thing to note is that lineage counts it as murder, yet when they die in game, there's no bloody corpse. And there's no murder cooldown, so someone could just go around stabbing everyone with the arrow with no consequences..

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So be careful around arrows with notes!!

#16 Re: Main Forum » Paper Message Recommendations? » 2018-08-24 19:54:33

I thought it was sweet when I read notes like “all that remains is family” and “you, who are reading this, are our future. We love you.”

I’ve left a few messages like “Teach everything you can, we all learn somehow.” And “don’t shear all the sheep” and my favorite... “ur ma gay”.

#17 Re: Main Forum » What do you do ? » 2018-08-24 19:50:43

First I tell them to knock it off and if they don’t listen to me, I do a stab.

#18 Main Forum » The love story of Laaibah and Sam Storm II » 2018-08-24 18:30:43

Mirelli
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Sam was born to a comatose mother in the wilds before she was quickly whisked back to town by her great uncle Jim. He gave her a name and kept her fed as she grew to toddlerhood in the warmth of the fire. Her blonde curls soon grew in and it was time for her to fend for herself. With berry in hand, she had been looking around her village to see what needed to be done, until she noticed a boy about ten years older than her. He had brown hair and a kind smile. His name was Laaibah.

His mission in life was to make as much paper as possible so they could all leave something behind for the next generations. Sam was intrigued from the beginning and when she saw him preparing coals and bowls of wood shavings, she hopped in to the printing press and began helping him mass produce paper. It was peaceful work and they were very efficient together. She knew she had to see more of him so she went out in search of more short shafts.

While in the wild, Sam almost ran into a bear! She ran home with her basket of shafts and told Laaibah of her close brush with death. He said he would take care of it in a few minutes, but then things quickly turned sour within the town.

There was a blonde man running around with a knife, claiming to chase Platon, but he stood next to a young girl beside the berry farm and stabbed her in the gut. Sam quickly ushered her to the hospital and patched her up, then rushed back to the scene to see Laaibah had stabbed the guilty man. She fed him berries amidst the chaos and the villagers cheered on his heroics.

Her heart full of admiration and love for this man, Sam took a piece of paper that they had made together and ran into the wilds to write in secret. She placed two roses and the note in a basket and hurried home. She found him again at the printing press and he stopped what he was doing when he saw her basket in hand. She placed it at his feet and nervously told him to read the note.

“:Will you marry me?” He read aloud. “Oh, how sweet.” She blushed at his words, so relieved to finally be able to tell him how she felt. He agreed and they affirmed their love and admiration for each other before sealing their marriage with a kiss.

Children came not long afterwards. Violet was their first daughter and Laaibah passed some of his clothing to her. Among the children were Phoenix, Blue, August, and Laaibah Jr. Each of them were given an article of his clothing and Sam came to admire Laaibah’s generosity even more.

Life was peaceful for a while... until the bears came. It roared through the town, devouring babies and the unexpecting. There was no bow to be found in camp, so Sam decided she would make a run for milkweed in the wilds. She caught sight of her husband before she left and shouted for him to be safe while she was gone. Worried but determined, she searched and searched before reluctantly coming home with one stalk short of a rope.

She was disappointed in herself but she came across the sight of her husband standing next to the bear above the bakery and writing down a warning to never touch it. Thankfully someone had fed the bear, and soon after, Laaibah ran into the wilds with a chunk of mutton to feed the other.

He returned shortly, but unfortunately the years had begun to weigh him down. Her heart broke at the thought of being without him soon so she asked if they could make one more batch of paper. “What better way to end my life,” he agreed. Sam ran to the wilds and brought back shafts as fast as she could while her husband prepared the fire and water. Someone had put firewood on their coal fire and he pleaded for them not to. Sam rushed to light another kindling away from the others but sadly, Laaibah had run out of time..

“My time comes. I love you.” He breathed out before collapsing at her feet. Her heart was broken but she continued their unfinished work and made a few more pages. “Here lies Laaibah, loving father and husband —Sam” she wrote before she too began feeling the weight of the years.

As her time ran out, she found her daughter Violet and asked to be buried beside her beloved husband. Violet placed his bones beside a bundle of indigo and ushered her over to her spot. Her heart full, she left the world peacefully beside her daughter and her love. “I love you all.”

#19 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-08-21 17:01:02

Omg I'm so sorry! I was Fuad but I wasn't any of those other people. I tend to get weird with the RP when I don't have any children, it's just too good an opportunity to pass up. I noticed your sad "T-T" in the corner of my screen after I married Zeus but at first I thought it was because you were happy for us. To be fair, an old man raised me as a baby because my mom abandoned me but he named me Fuckboi because I accidentally jumped out when he named me, so I felt like I had to live up to my name. Sorry for stealing your man and your children lol. He was too good for me! May Adul and Zeus be at peace in heaven <3

#20 Re: Main Forum » Having Fun and Messing Around is NOT Griefing » 2018-08-21 01:36:22

I’m glad you know exactly what’s happening in my head, banana! Can you tell me what I’ll have for dinner tonight too? What am I thinking right now?!

#21 Re: Main Forum » Having Fun and Messing Around is NOT Griefing » 2018-08-21 01:24:13

My opinion never changed so I’m not sure where you got that from. I thought how I felt was pretty clear when I stabbed you in the gut in game. My feelings were only reinforced after seeing your behavior in this thread, calling people mentally ill just because they have differing opinions. Lmao but you do you and I’ll do me smile

#22 Re: Main Forum » Having Fun and Messing Around is NOT Griefing » 2018-08-21 00:47:08

For the record, I was the one who stabbed you. And especially after reading through all of this BS, I don’t feel bad about it at all. I figured it would have taught you a lesson but clearly, teaching you anything is impossible and just not worth the effort. But I’ll still be around and I’ll continue to kill people like you so the people who actually want to play the game will have good experiences smile

#23 Re: Main Forum » Having Fun and Messing Around is NOT Griefing » 2018-08-19 21:07:42

People who sit around doing nothing but eating and role playing are sponges and they really should be killed. They just eat and don’t help the civ advance so they’re just another mouth to feed while everyone else works. I’ve been killed for doing the same thing when I’m bored but I don’t get mad because I would do the same thing lol. There’s nothing wrong with having fun with your lives as long as you’re working too.

#24 Main Forum » Hope of the Star Family » 2018-08-15 20:07:05

Mirelli
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This is to my mother, Ken, and my two older brothers, Simona and Simone. I was Hope, the last girl. I want to know what happened to all of you and tell the story of my life. I was quite young when I noticed one of my brothers running around with a bow and arrow. I was worried since I was well aware of my status as the last female left. He seemed to be chasing me with it so I quickly made a home marker, filled my pack with food and ran east.

I had a lot of close calls in the wilderness, ranging from snakes to boars. I decided to make a bow and arrow and return to kill the brother I believed was trying to kill me. I had just finished the bow and arrow when I had my first daughter, who I named Berry. I told her to take a basket of food and follow me once she was old enough to grab, but she sadly starved with a basket of berries in her hands and begging for food.

I was very close to home when I had my second daughter, Isobel. She seemed much smarter and I raised her until she could grab and then she followed. I ran into our town with bow in my hands, ready to duel, but I was shocked to see the fresh graves of my entire family. There were two knives laying around that weren’t there when I left, and I checked the lineage to see that mother was killed by Simona and Simona was killed by Simone. She thanked him, so I guess you all thought I had died and killed each other thinking it was all over.

I hid the bow and kept the knives with me, only passing them on to those I trusted. I had two more daughters, Eliza and Stevie, and everyone started work on something. I lived to old age surrounded by my wonderful daughters and grandchildren, and our family continued on for eleven more generations before it died out.

I’m sorry if you all believed I died! I worried for my safety but it all worked out in the end.

#25 Re: Main Forum » Your best children » 2018-08-13 17:30:32

I’ve had lots of great children. Most recently, I had a daughter just as I noticed a griefer in town force feeding everyone sauerkraut and stew until it was all gone. I took her to the outskirts of town and explained the situation, telling her that I had to kill him. She agreed with me and told me she would feed me once she got bigger. I did end up killing him and she did feed me while I was on cooldown <3

Also my young, barely five year old son who stumbled across me with a bloody bow on cool down in the wilderness. I had just murdered a griefer and I was starving to death next to a full berry bush. He was confused and surprised but I quickly explained the situation and he said something like “you’re my ma” and “I believe you”. I was at one bar of food left when he fed me and I was so grateful. If he hadn’t found me by chance, I would have died. So happy he found me just in time smile

All of my wonderful Eve children deserve some recognition too for all the work they did to keep our family alive for so many generations.

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