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Bowl of pork?
No probs, just feed it to the pig and get 3 more than you had before!
It's a bullshit game mechanic and was fought against when it was suggested and subsequently implemented (for counter griefing). Time has shown it was a poor decision and hopefully it will be removed in the future.
If you are idle and not in a Goldilocks zone and you're not the last female, I will kill you.
Is a yum bonus +20 just an invisible 20 extra food points in an invisible yum bonus bar?
Yes and if that doesn't get you wet, then you just might be a sociopath.
I only do romance RP if it's with Mirelli.
Why is this thread still alive? Just let it die
Throw this bitch onto the garbage fire where it belongs.
Can you at least fix your writing style? I mean you go to uni, you should have learned that stuff.
It's 2018... Universities don't discriminate against brainlets these days.
Well done to Neo, I think most of us here are pretty envious that you got to kill her.
Lol...."heckin Jupiter"
Name twinsies. We both call our kids Tiberius and Olivia.
The question is if we made it to the edge would it just end or would we eventually end back where we started.
I found a cache of old documents from before the apocalypse that inferred our world was surrounded by gigantic ice walls where ice giants roam. If you can survive the cold (1.5 calorie loss for every second if clothed in fur), you won't survive the ice giants who have 4x zoom out mod and can move 12 tiles at once.
The derpy flat-earthers would be pleased if it was.
How do we know OHOL is flat? Nobody has fallen off the edge yet!
Water comes from the ground, rather than from the sky :thinking:
If you shackle a person then you enable RPs. Sure, some, maybe most griefers will just DC, but it adds dank RP flayva. It also means griefers get to have more fun, which means people might RP as "criminals" which isn't inherently a bad thing. Let's be honest, the game is so easy with all this new food that I think we need more RP content.
Full heat desert unclothed = 10 seconds per calorie loss
Grassland biome unclothed = 5 seconds per calorie loss
Goldilocks zone (edge of desert/fire) = 20 seconds per calorie loss
They change the fucking locks every day! 2 days ago I did some trial and error smithing, it was C key to the weapons room. Next day it's a different key. They locked up tons of food, all keys and knives. That town has been filled with idiots for ages. It needed to be cleaned out and Lord fixed that. I dropped some pads in the north but realised that no one was using them to heal.. 20 people and not one of them decide to heal the people we kill. That town was so easy to wipe they had it coming, it's pathetic.
I don't condone the killing of innocent people, but it appears as if only the degenerate were killed, so it appears as if there was no wrongdoing.
Hell, I still get starved out by fertile women who give zero damns about babies who get ditched by terrible mothers. Obviously I don't feed babies if someone explicitly states not to, but if resources are plenty there's no reason to just kill off random babies.
The problem is that >90% of players aren't competent enough to identify whether there are enough resources to go around (carrying capacity). Let's be real though, if your civ has cows, you can probably house the entire server in your town.
Player 1: "HERE"
Player 1: "WANT"
Player 1: "STEW?"
Player 2 starves to death.
Plase... slap a big OHOL logo and some text like "data collected in game bla bla bla" or some SJW Feminist will take the graph described as "They kill twice as many women as men" and make it basis for her next video!
>Far alt-right gaming community kills hundreds of thousands of women and children in the pursuit of an "ideal" society.
Aurora is a Japanese. Maybe she can help you. I from Asia too. Except griefer and language, I have no any problem in this game.
She's not Japanese.
Can people stop posting srs stuff and use this thread for memes like OP intended?
Not a great meme, but following the unspoken rule of at least 1 meme per post.
I am Pharo wrote:not because you are Japanese
Except he's not Japanese.
How do you know? Do you have his pics? He doesn't need to be living in Japan to be Japanese.
I like the dude and I think this has been established as the official meme thread.
Post your dankest maymays now!
This thread has now been confirmed as the meme thread. Post your dankest memes now:
Perhaps your foes are not "Americans"...?
Harden the fuck up.
I've seen your posts and thought many were humorous. I don't see anyone alienating you and I think you're misconstruing what/how people are saying/acting towards you. You need to broaden your horizons and understand that not all cultures are as obnoxiously polite as yours.
It's good for you that you're here and reading these things, and hopefully in time you'll get a deeper understanding of the various foreign cultures we have in this community.
I don't think you're an idiot and best of luck with your journey <3
Edit: No evidence of racism that I've seen - I think you're just Japanese-centric (nothing wrong with that in and of itself).
I was going to leave a negative comment until I saw your third paragraph <3
Trick wrote:shelwyn wrote:lol I raise all my babies evil demonic being or not.
And this makes you stupid.
It's incredibly hard to get cursed. If enough people were pissed off enough to curse the child at least 10 times, it almost always means that they are a toxic player, and will inevitably become a problem. And people who let them stay are just dumb.
Not dumb, just as much of a problem and deserving of death as the kids themselves.
WTF?
Are you guys all memeing or are you srs?
3. She was still young. If you are too small to travel out of town to gather things, you’re still considered fairly helpless from what I’ve heard.
Fake news. If you are 2 years old without hair, you are old enough to start foraging. Sure, you might not be able to pick things up yet, but you will live long enough to find something. Frustrates me to no end when noob mothers try telling their kids that they're too small to start foraging.
Your child killed another by their inaction. They should be aware enough to have removed the backpack to save the other kid, but they didn't. As far as I'm concerned, that act alone could warrant their murder.
If you didn't have a backpack and you gave a baby one, then that's either a mistake or admitting that you're a bad player and your baby might be able to use it better than you can. If you had a backpack as well, then you are also responsible for killing Ribbz child.
From what we can read, you try to be a nice player, but you have a lot to learn about how to play in general.