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I help at my city until I had enough, I make myself a knife, kill the queen, become the queen, chase a while her child trying to bow me, I steal his bow and he resigns, great attitude kid. I gave orders to keep building roads.
I was browsing around in the berry farm when I saw somebody with knife in hands. I follow him until he did kill someone. I have the time to tell him good bye and shit then slay his face off. Then a woman says ''kill troll'', I dunno what's happening until I see a man with a shovel shreding more than the half of my huge berry bush farm while running in less than one minute at the end of which I kill him and even with much hunger I died from starvation, if I wasn't there we would have been in troubles. Nobody will know their queen saved them.
I oftenly kill people, for population control, to chase naked stranged that still live like hobos, to empower my family, I kill lazy people that I prevented many times that they should work, for the fun or kill mass murderer doing that for the fun. I find it kinda hard to commit a murder in the middle of a town.
I think the main problem with murderer is the lag, some times you dont even see the guy draws his weapon.
And with the new cool down I have almost died of hunger many time.
Actually I have had about 10 mothers in a row let me stave to death, but it is rare I think.
It is funny that as often as not a naked homeless Eve is more kind then a fully dressed woman with a huge farm and carts full of food.
But this baby suicide to get where you want, meta-gaming, does need to be addressed in some fashion. And a game where every minute counts, making a player wait to spawn is a great solution.
Hobo Eves care because they had PTSD over their babies suicides. While rich moms have too many baby to care.
I find the cooldown utterly too long but it's fair.
You easily have the time to get a bow and arrow to kill someone that just killed another one, so now even suckerpunch assaults are quiet hard. You have to be many.
Allone the way how you are using gay in your third sentence made me stop reading your post.
My best friend is gay and I use homophobic terms all the time. I hang out only with foreigners and I do racist jokes all the time. The only offended people ik are the straight white people worried to be called homophobic racist.
It shouldn't be a problem to use the word gay to describe something. He removed the word just for you because he didn't want to hurt you
Every game my job is to tell people what do and dont do, so annoying to repeat all the time ''DONT PICK FROM BERRY BUSH'' ''STOP, TOP ARE SEEDS'' I mean, all the time.
I try to achive at least five goals each game,
- Get a knife even if I dont use it, people dont fuck with knife holders
- Make myself a crown to be over everyone
- Find nearby villages
- Give goals to new generations, mainly roads, speard family or funny things that go through my mind.
- Learn new crafts
Yes underpopulation is a problem but with horse you find quickly a town to get a girl.
Everyone should give a hand to the farm but sometimes you get like 6-7 babies and they eat like crazy.
The main problem with overpopulation are all the moms that want to save their children. So sometimes you die from starvation because you didn't stock food in your backpack while most kids die too
Trustyway and his 11 year old buddies should be banned from these forums
I am a 11yo because I dont rage when I got 1 shoot like you ? Tell me more about it
I was in the same village toda, I earned the crown and people gave 3 knifes, I was commanding a road that lead to the old village I have raided before in my trump life becauae we were too much, I was in the middle of everybody when I got stab.
Always a dude that try to kill us all
Well actually, You didn't save your village. Evidently your attempted raids got several of your own people killed.
Raids are risky, that's life.
I am sure we did save some mouths with those 3 or more carts and less people to feed.
Baker wrote:Well actually, You didn't save your village. Evidently your attempted raids got several of your own people killed.
but this didn't killed the town. The most trumps died after the raids, because a family named wolf.... came at the time the third raid was going on and killed most of the trumps.
After the raids some trumps were left, but not many. Some more eves came and the village went on, only the trumps died. Probably lack of females.
Maybe that is why they didn't defend, all arrows were gone in the west village and we had at least 2 knifes, so most of the knifes were away during the attack on trump's village
Well, your village died anyway. Stop griefing and learn to farm better.
Griefer for saving my village ? LoL
32,869 first name options and 86,990 last name options are pretty good for starting out, I'd say. Sure I'd love to be able to make up my own name or get more creative with them (in a tasteful way), but I am super excited that we have names now! I'm sure it will be tweaked at some point to allow more.
I always feel sad when the name fucks up, like the kids weren't mine, so I give them to somebody else or drop them somewhere.
TrustyWay wrote:32k first name but everyone get named bobby or biel
Is that the fault of the list or the people not being original with the list.
List has many cow and daddy names rather than human ones. So unoriginal for most of the names.
Funny names are unoriginal and original at the same time. When somebody introduces himself this is more a joke which makes it funmy.
Why trump dinasty people were so into their family ? Maybe because this was really fun to have some stupid roleplay.
TrustyWay wrote:Every time I give my baby a name, it fucks up, I cannot name him a name without game's intervention. Even bobobobobobo has been change into bobby. Christ, I have killed so many of my babies because they had the wrong name. The only kid that had a normal name was jesus
The more I read from you, Trusty, the more I am convinced that you have some serious issues. Might want to get a psychological check-up.
Thanks bro, I like your care for me, life is fine. I might be mean but this is so enjoyable.
TrustyWay wrote:Yeah, we tried to lead some *peaceful* raids on the village on the west of us to steal some carrot carts.
First time no problemo, we got 2 carts, nobody died in both sides, seems fair.
Second time, granny shoots my buddy, I come back alone with one cart, seems fair.
Third, all our arrows missed in our city, we decided to be more violent, I forge a second knife. We were 2 and we see our arrow cart in this village, I kill a dude and made surrend another dude, I noticed at the last moment one at least was from my family, out of nowhere my friend runs into me and he rekt me too... failed raid I guess, he probably killed everyone
Toll:
3 carrot carts stolen
3 or more family members dead (including me)
An entier village destroy by the pulse of a predatorFunny dinasty too
Great, so you raided an innocent people for Carrots. You know why don't you just grow your own carrots, it's not hard. With a decent farm, you could have gotten 3 carts of carrots without anyone dying.
Toll:
A steady supply of carrots
Nobody Dead
Village alive.
We really were in need of food, we had huge farms but too many people stressing around, everytime I went back with a carrot cart they all jumped on it. Are you saying my poor villagers weren't innocents ? I am sure they were but I wont let them die.
Yeah it becomes really hard to manage big cities with that small vision. When starvation begins, people all die, some leave and come back, then it repeats if nobody is really dedicated to farming.
People starves quickly and nobody get stronger with a knife in the stomach.
At first I hated the one shoot thing, but then after playing a while it makes sense. If people wounds and get wounded I fear the fights will just be running fight, ridiculous fights.
There are non pvp server I think but a griefer can just :
- take the crown and ask for stupid things
- take all the food carts and hide it (easiest to do)
- use all ressource in stupid things (berries in basket...)
- eat too much and doing nothing (easiest to spot)
- tell people he takes care of the farm and do nothing (really easy to kill anyone if people don't like to farm.
Game is hard and unfair, but that's the way people like it.
32k first name but everyone get named bobby or biel
Yeah, we tried to lead some *peaceful* raids on the village on the west of us to steal some carrot carts.
First time no problemo, we got 2 carts, nobody died in both sides, seems fair.
Second time, granny shoots my buddy, I come back alone with one cart, seems fair.
Third, all our arrows missed in our city, we decided to be more violent, I forge a second knife. We were 2 and we see our arrow cart in this village, I kill a dude and made surrend another dude, I noticed at the last moment one at least was from my family, out of nowhere my friend runs into me and he rekt me too... failed raid I guess, he probably killed everyone
Toll:
3 carrot carts stolen
3 or more family members dead (including me)
An entier village destroy by the pulse of a predator
Funny dinasty too
During games I find more usefull to know where there were alive villages and move girls in villages that has none, when there are too many kids I raised them into dead city to rebuild them.
2 days after I connected the villages, they were still alive, this is a really good option to spread around instead of building a big city that collapse, or running far away.
Every time a village was in need the other would help him. As the end, raiding and kid hijack became help supplies and population control
Did you killed an woman holding a baby ? Guess it was me.
Probably because the game has been made by an american, but every time I give my child a name, last one or two letters change at the end.
I cannot name my child with common name in my language or give them funny word play but I can name my baby Shannon, Nixon or Nigeria.
I know it is supposed to prevent troll name, but this is hell more funny when you can name as you want.
Every time I give my baby a name, it fucks up, I cannot name him a name without game's intervention. Even bobobobobobo has been change into bobby. Christ, I have killed so many of my babies because they had the wrong name. The only kid that had a normal name was jesus
If moms cann't lead their sons to the good task things go wrong quickly. killing useless players, I mean really useless, doing nothing all day, is a good way to prevent grieffers, because they know it is a waste of time for them.
All is in title, here is my story :
I had a game where the same dude tried to kill me to get the knife. FFFFIIIIVVVVE TIME in the same village : Young girl failed to kill me with bow, when I kill her first time I instantly shit him from my vagena, and tried to talk to him. He didn't work and lie, he wanted me to kill his sis, he had an arrows searching for the bow but I kill him a second time. Next time he ask my daughter, his mom to kill me, daugther isn't very cool with that and I surprise them talking about killing me. I kill him once more. He respawns instantly, we understood it was him. And the 5th time, I guess it was him, not really sure but the kid was really fishy, we rather didn't take any risks.I never killed that much children.
Yesterday I was in the same village but it has been obviously grieffed until death.
Conclusion :I saved five time the village. I was the elder and the rules that keep us alive were : I kept the only knife, killing everybody who had weapon, or doing nothing, which dont give time to them to work on crafting weapons.
It worked I guess, next kids were cool but we had to wait long time, worth it.
No we did not kill more than one because people talks and surrends when they see knife. She would have died from starvation since she didn't flew, or anything else, she ran around the farm.