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#2 Re: Main Forum » if mommy says theres a famine dont return to the camp! » 2018-07-18 06:00:40

Berries should only be for babies and elderly and more importantly: feeding sheep and making compost.

Adults should be eating pies or stew.

#3 Re: Main Forum » Jason is lazy..Maybe » 2018-07-17 20:14:02

Laziness is part of the three great virtues of a programmmer. The other two are Impatience and Hubris.

#4 Re: Main Forum » Triplets griefers » 2018-07-16 21:13:27

But yeah I’ll check discord first and if a certain group of people are online I won’t take triplets or quads.

#5 Re: Main Forum » Triplets griefers » 2018-07-16 21:12:20

I’ve played as a quad and lived a long time even the other three died. Not everyone disconnects.

#6 Re: Main Forum » Ran into my first pair of twin griefers today. » 2018-07-16 17:57:44

Actually when one twin dies the other one doesn’t die. That wasn’t implemented.

#7 Re: Bug Discussion » Twins? » 2018-07-16 05:32:05

The twin thing works better when you set custom server

#8 Re: Main Forum » adopted a bunch of babies today » 2018-07-15 22:10:11

I think 1 in 5 is my current rate of good kids as well, maybe 2 in 5 when I'm lucky. The gender is 50/50.

There has been a ton of newbies lately, the game is doing really well, but it sucks for the experienced players when they just berry sponge.

#9 Re: Main Forum » adopted a bunch of babies today » 2018-07-15 22:04:08

startafight wrote:

really reaffirmed my belief that most smart babies are born male tbh. all my kids were 10/10. would adopt again. itd be cool if adopted babies showed up in the family tree. id like to see my kids up there

You realize that we all get born male and female 50/50 right, that its RNG? Maybe you think the females are less competent because they keep being distracted by babies, just like they do in real life.

#10 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-15 21:22:39

West wrote:

Hi Abby! wink

Well shortly after you died my time also came. We left a very lonely king behind lol

Hello smile You're the first person to name me that's not my Ma!

#11 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-15 19:23:33

Just watched the II family die off because of a griefer who killed the sheep, and did other stuff (I was too young, just saw the tail end.)

In the end it was just me and two other dudes, but we partied and did mushrooms and ate all the pies. So it was all good.

#12 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-15 19:22:30

I curse you back.

It took three arrows. I was pretty proud of myself.

#13 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-15 18:16:26

I killed my first bear.

That is all.

#14 Re: Main Forum » Liz the Racist » 2018-07-15 18:15:07

You can be a good Christian and still be a racist. Things I've learned from living in Merica.

#15 Re: Main Forum » Liz the Racist » 2018-07-14 21:57:17

Yep, when you play here long enough you’ll see more black kids getting killed and Hitler worship.

#16 Re: Main Forum » Let people do their jobs pls » 2018-07-14 21:54:24

Make the active fire be away from the forge.

#17 Re: Main Forum » The New Update » 2018-07-14 04:10:12

Nope, guess he didn’t implement that part.

#18 Re: Main Forum » The New Update » 2018-07-14 02:33:56

You can always choose to just raise one. I spawned as a foursome and the Ma just let me live because I was the best ;-)

#19 Re: Main Forum » The New Update » 2018-07-14 02:15:27

YAHG wrote:

I hope this update doesn't turn my computer into a Mac too!

Actually, I remember how you said you raise all your children because it's hard. Would you do the same if a quad appears?

#20 Re: Main Forum » The New Update » 2018-07-14 02:12:50

I was laughing sooo hard. It's been hillarious.

#21 Re: Main Forum » What is the best thing for me to do as a new player? » 2018-07-12 23:51:31

As a baby, you should farm. Water the plants, plant seeds, add soil.

When you're older pick one thing to learn each life.

You should definitely keep playing, it is a little frustrating to see new people just eat and not contribute. But as long as you water the farm and add soil, we can see that you're working.

#22 Re: Main Forum » 15 servers and all of them have pvp enabled? » 2018-07-11 17:13:17

YAHG wrote:

Why do problems need solutions?

It’s human nature to problem solve. It’s why technology grow exponentially and our kids will upload to robots.

#23 Re: Main Forum » Curses OP - A PRISON PROPOSAL » 2018-07-11 03:20:38

I still think it maxes at 10, because I couldn't curse someone who was already cursed. However, it was just one experiment on Server 12, so someone can try it again to confirm.

#24 Re: Main Forum » Cannot curse unnamed kids » 2018-07-09 18:07:18

Being a ma and being able to name your kids is a special aspect of the game.

Modifying it to everyone being able to name it anything is taking away from a key experience.

#25 Re: Main Forum » Cannot curse unnamed kids » 2018-07-09 17:59:44

Maybe adopted kids have a limited list of names, a la Jon Snow from Game of Thrones.

They can be named OHOL terms: Goose, Bear, Milkweed, Jason, Carnitas. And will get the surname of the Ma.

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