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#1 Re: Main Forum » Game is Morally Stupid and Morally Boring » 2023-05-30 06:26:07

He still hasn't figured out how he's being mocked, chat.

#2 Re: Main Forum » Game is Morally Stupid and Morally Boring » 2023-05-30 04:36:34

As annoying as Spoonwood is, at least he's too stupid to recognise when he's being mocked.

#3 Re: Main Forum » Game is Morally Stupid and Morally Boring » 2023-05-30 00:19:25

I wish Doug would wage a twisted battle within the depths of his own psyche.

#4 Re: Main Forum » People Keep Resettling Old Towns » 2023-05-29 00:11:51

I'm surprised that you didn't break out Merriam-Webster's dictionary for that one.

#5 Re: Main Forum » People Keep Resettling Old Towns » 2023-05-28 21:45:02

Thanks for that hot bit of arithmetic. Really contributes to the conversation.

#6 Re: Main Forum » People Keep Resettling Old Towns » 2023-05-25 07:24:53

Posting to corroborate how utterly annoying this phenomenon is.

When you're born into a freshly resettled old town, there's no opportunities to do anything new. You're stuck urgently resolving the same issues that made the town unfit for habitation in the first place. Some towns become home to a dozen different families.

Also, some families will most east SEVERAL TIMES over the lifetime of the family. Your most unskilled players have figured out how to move or split a family, and now they do it constantly. So there's not even a point to working to establish the family at their new location - they might be somewhere else two hours from now.

#7 Re: Main Forum » I think the new map is too easy (too full of resources) » 2022-04-22 01:56:07

Spoonwood has necro'd this one thread on three separate occasions.

Amazing.

#8 Re: Main Forum » Why Is Iron Scrapping So Advanced? » 2022-04-13 06:34:13

This entire dumbass thread could be summarised into:

"Maybe the ability for a town to become trapped with no iron is a design flaw."

#9 Re: Main Forum » Why Is Iron Scrapping So Advanced? » 2022-04-11 05:31:07

Today in very important Spoon discussions - if you deliberately get rid of all the iron, you won't have any iron left! Egads!

#10 Re: Main Forum » Thank You Jason » 2022-04-05 08:44:20

selalov734 wrote:

hmmmm

You might notice all of those are in direct response to Spoony being an obnoxious drag on the community.

Nice you see you leaping to your alt's rescue. Again. You're just being obvious about it now.

#12 Re: Main Forum » Couldn't Make Hatchet In Tutorial Area » 2022-04-05 00:23:39

Have you considered that off the tail end of April fools is not the most appropriate time to make bug reports?

#13 Re: Main Forum » Thank You Jason » 2022-04-05 00:22:15

No he has a point, most of you are assholes.

#15 Re: Main Forum » How To Make the Diesel Mining Pick Get Used More » 2022-04-01 02:09:23

I'm on the edge of my seat to find out how the chronic whiners spin this one.

#16 Re: Main Forum » Not Appearing On My Deep Roots This Week: Tom Jobbins » 2022-03-31 09:09:20

Spoonwood wrote:

That doesn't make any sense.  You haven't done anything here but acted foolishly.

Everything I've said makes perfect sense, you're just confused because I'm typing like a human being instead of a robot with a spoon taped to it.

#17 Re: Main Forum » Not Appearing On My Deep Roots This Week: Tom Jobbins » 2022-03-30 22:40:32

Spoonwood wrote:
LonelyNeptune wrote:

Nobody cares.

I care, so your statement is not correct.  Why don't next time you try to see if you statement makes any sense before saying it?  Are you scared of thinking?

It should stand to reason that you are nobody.

Checkmate, atheists.

#19 Re: Main Forum » How To Make the Diesel Mining Pick Get Used More » 2022-03-27 13:16:59

Spoonwood wrote:

one person could theoretically kill off all iron unlock for Eves in an area.

Thanks for the idea, I'll give it a try.

#21 Re: Main Forum » The plan moving forward » 2022-03-10 00:25:18

Why do you bother doing this, old man Spoonwood?

#22 Re: Main Forum » Steam deck integration » 2022-02-19 00:59:55

I didn't bother replying to this one because I thought it was a joke.

#23 Re: Main Forum » Favorite Jason Quote » 2022-02-04 14:04:07

DestinyCall wrote:
Spoonwood wrote:

Really, if we're being honest does there exist a serious way that the game does not pander to the female ego in that the women can do all of the reproducing by their own self, get all of the credit for families, and every woman is somehow just as strong as every man?

Spoonwood is living evidence that sometimes bullying IS the answer.

#24 Re: Main Forum » Jason is a prophet! » 2022-02-04 01:44:00

Trust an oil industry shill to go around telling people that power sources other than fossil fuels won't work. They do work, they're cheaper and more reliable than burning stuff, and they are in widespread use all over the world today.

Fossil fuels as a finite resource isn't fresh news either.

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