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| | Posted 7.7 years ago | Last Played 7.7 years ago |
My mom left me in a village with an old woman who could not breastfeed me. She watched me die of starvation lamenting herself. What a cruel world. 10 out of 10
I have survived 26 years now, personal record. I tried to feed my 5th baby to a wolf because I could not feed that many, but the wolf ate me. That's karma for you.
Update - Me and mom reached a prosperous village. I had a job and plenty of food, everything was going great. Until a grizzly bear walked into our town and mauled my ass. Life is indeed tough. |
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