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Recommendedby Jnc7919
10.2 hours on record
Posted 6.0 years agoLast Played 6.0 years ago

Born to a lovely naked lady, she fed me through the cold times, sat me by the fire and told me stories of the past. She forgot to eat and died. Then I died.

An old man, tending the fields told me 'I don't have long.', 'Take over from me.' and was a pile of bones.

I took his hat.

Was born to a mother with two children. As I was sat on a bear skin I watched as a man in a crown killed my mother and left my brother to die. He fed me carrots and pies and told me a tale: He was a bandit from far away, he had made friends with the village and then killed them all and stole their food. He was getting old and wanted me to continue his legacy as the greatest bandit that ever lived. I was only a child but I agreed, eyeing the knife on the floor.

Unfortunately before I got a chance to avenge my parent and sibling the bandit forgot to feed me and I died.
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