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Recommendedby fatty
115.8 hours on record
Posted 6.0 years agoLast Played 4.3 years ago

i was brother of Aragorn the firstborn , he named me fatty.

My whole life i farmed carrots and made baskets for carrots.

WHIL E I JUST STARTED TO LEARN WHERE TO GET WATER FOR THE FARM, I FOUND A CAVE AND YELLED,BUT NOBODY CAME.

MOTHER VANISHED SOON AFTER THAT.

I got married we had only sons and at the end of our life only we where left.

We send our son out so he would not die a virgin.
He was an idiot like all our sons.

He did not fill his backpack with carrots.

On the last moment with my wife, she told me she had killed MY mother by leading a bear straight to her.

i realized i was the one who called the bear out of the cave and she had lived with the guilt all her life.

i died of a heart attack right after hearing this.

eight out of eight great mate
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