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Recommendedby weasel_bread
232.6 hours on record
Posted 7.4 years agoLast Played 5.4 years ago

Bought the game shortly after release. Since then the Dev has implemented a few reasonably large changes that have upset the status quo and, in one case, wiped out all progress entirely. Some people are upset about these changes. I am not one of those people.

In my last playthrough I was born to a naked woman scouring a barren landscape for food. Every direction she chose was a mistake, nothing but swamp and desert for miles. Finally, salvation! In the middle of a blasted wasteland we found a small oasis of green with a lone berry bush clinging to the rocks, a single life-giving fruit remaining. My mother dumped me on the ground, grabbed the berry, misclicked, accidentally fed it to me and then starved to death. I was eventually eaten by a wolf.

I don't think I'll ever regret buying this game.
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