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Recommendedby Beef
53.7 hours on record
Posted 7.7 years agoLast Played 4.2 years ago

I started my life at my glorious kingdom merely collecting firewood with my mother. when I was older i opened a bakery with my aunty and made many carts full of rabbit-carrot pies. One day people just started dying. Stupid people wondering off, not knowing how to eat, eaten by bears, you name it. eventually it was just my brother, aunty, cousin and newborn son. I became infertile shortly after he was born and he starved to death right outside my bakery. Because there were no fertile women left, my brother, the self declared king, left in search of an eve to save the kingdom. My aunty died shortly after he left, making me queen and the runner of my glorious bakery. My cousin threatened to slit my throat with a knife if i did not give the crown to him, so I let him. to light the oven, I left in search of kindling and found a corpse with clothing over it- my brothers clothing. he had been killed by a bear not long after he left the kingdom and never found an eve to save the kingdom. There was no hope for the kingdom. When I was around 55 an eve wondered into the colony with her daughter. we were saved! my cousin said he would give up his job as a smith and live on my legacy as a baker. While I was teaching him how to cook, I passed away.

I would ABSOLUTELY recommend this game to everyone and I hope this blows up (in the good way)
10 out of 10 best game I ever sucked at
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