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#1 Re: Main Forum » So much for a fresh start » 2023-05-03 02:37:28
that sounds like a lot of work...
#2 Re: Main Forum » Morti, how are you? » 2022-09-18 04:29:16
Cool, some of us aren't molded for society. Enjoy the woods!
#3 Re: Main Forum » Invulnerability on horseback must be removed!!! » 2021-09-26 23:20:11
Uhhh, I'll just avoid commenting in the future. Good day sir.
#4 Main Forum » What happened to towns? » 2021-09-26 23:15:34
- Gomez
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Went to sleep and seems all towns lost? Also fitness trending down. 52 is top was 55. I've noticed runners starving themself as kid pretty sure he is major source of fitness loss. Solution was baby pen however didn't go well with one guy.
I just want to stop the runner pretty sure is the bear griefer alternative strategy...assuming town spawning and killing bears has prevented him from bear griefing. Could be a different guy. Also using false eve camps and watching babies starve. That one cost like 2 fitness yesterday and maybe five point past week it's a whole every death like that.
Adern family? Non spec white mutton new player town, probably low pop? forget last name.
Hope family? Corn culture jungle people, starved? It was cool someone came up with loading a kid bag with primitive tools, sharp rock round stone and flint, was very good idea.
Anyway corn processing is kind of a pain but you do it phases and move the corn kernels in buckets. Processing is sorta time consuming but crazy efficient. I'm putting milk at the hearth to yum babies. Seem pie meta is burning thru resources i.e. water and oil very fast.
Redd family, gingers looks to have had food pressure mounting and a large bear swarm ended them. I spawned to a new player last eve she starved while I was a baby standing on the snow, doh was sad, very sad.
Anyway how far west have we gone? Not even sure if I can resettle old towns now.
#5 Re: Main Forum » Invulnerability on horseback must be removed!!! » 2021-09-26 16:53:54
The rookies use the horse, the bear lord can tame five on foot...no shit. They rider's require a posse or exile to dismount, they aren't invulnerable.
-the supa stu makah
#6 Main Forum » Whelp just resettled MorningStar family old town... » 2021-09-25 19:24:54
- Gomez
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Managed to about five thousand meters east and have kids....as an eves daughter Long live the Sorrows, thanks for leaving the town in pretty good shape, all your kero and base belong to me. 
#7 Re: Main Forum » Well between bear griefer, the tech lords who perm curse and kos me... » 2021-09-25 02:27:45
uhhh asked my child to run out of hearth and around for clothing actually...i've done other things but that's basically why i was kos'ed. ironically this kid is that looter you speak of what's worse is they like high tech so sucking kero into running truks for wild forage lol...seriously, i just happen to have gate permission cause my fitness is high cause i'm sorta good at eve. it's not really a big deal. i registed in 2k18 so i've been around awhile.
#8 Re: Main Forum » Well between bear griefer, the tech lords who perm curse and kos me... » 2021-09-24 04:05:28
I just saved the ginga line and they cursed me out again....never again will i save a discord town....seriously? All I had to do was walk south out of home I was only Eve...born to afk Eve and I had to run to male to be fed...like too funny. I doubt they even read this forum talking the community tbh. I don't use that name all the time it's so troll I can help it.
The guy who tames bears and leads five to ten into town, if you've never experienced a bear raid be very very very glad...they're quite devastating.
Interesting fact you can forgive curses in donkeytown to people you meet however you can not curse...so I usually set em free if I run into em LMFAO!
I'm salvage king I could have turned the town into a stack of adobe and doors in an hour no joke...
#9 Main Forum » Well between bear griefer, the tech lords who perm curse and kos me... » 2021-09-22 03:23:14
- Gomez
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this is what happens, fyi. I kept the unnamed gingas alive. You realize I do this solo with ad hoc teams against these guys often with new players. Literally two in one squad and maybe 3-5 in another. Yeah you made your own beds on this. Welcome to the dark ages and the moon is full. AWOOOO! Have fun spawning to death lord eve.
-eve donkersloot
#10 Main Forum » Time to feel the pain of being Eve...lol » 2021-09-18 18:15:10
- Gomez
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So for the record I was 2 for 3 on getting Eve lines to live longer than 12 hours the past week...this is too funny tbh.
#11 Main Forum » We bout to head to the stone age » 2021-09-18 14:19:18
- Gomez
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edit : eve spawns are ok seems I got read on donkey town spawn...someone did get tech so cool.
#12 Re: Main Forum » So Jason how much to buy OHOL? Cash out cause you've checked out. » 2021-09-17 16:48:40
XD always the hate. Why the f you want to punish a person who has made something awesome that has brought many moments to everyone here?
I got 1000+ hours worth of gameplay for 20$ thats pretty good investment. Also would be pretty funny to report a game that i bought outside of steam.
I just want the game to continue someway. So much potential.
Big update, steam sales--->boom the game is live again. People are just waiting for new content.
Wake up jason.
Right the original post was more of a jab rather than mean to be venomous I love this game.
#13 Main Forum » So Jason how much to buy OHOL? Cash out cause you've checked out. » 2021-09-12 22:22:34
- Gomez
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Seriously...haven't played in longtime community can dev game since you are in life crisis and moving on to other project. I'll crowd fund it and finance it if you come up with a reasonable number. Don't let this become a dayZ.
I mean I'd add you as a miniboss similar to the Deerclops in "Don't Starve" you'd drop some phat lewtz and be a nice flavor touch, your primary attack would be inflicting game killing bugs upon players similar to the current mushroom effect.
#14 Re: Main Forum » why do fan servers fail » 2021-09-12 18:20:16
Community too small to support splinter cells tbh. Game is also quite technical and minor server changes can mean big differences in play style to the point of having to relearn a meta, at least the game is static now and has a workable meta.
#15 Re: Main Forum » This is just like my opinion man » 2021-09-12 14:40:36
I'm certainly guilty of being "fun police" at times, I'll make an effort to role play a patient teacher to willing students once I get back in the groove of OHOL.
#16 Re: Main Forum » Where is Jason » 2021-07-05 03:04:32
Maybe a rebranding effort by Jason would help clear up the confusion...might I suggest "One Year One Update" as a name change? Kappa
#17 Re: Main Forum » Just bring back the rift. » 2021-05-29 00:34:58
There were things I really enjoyed about the rift. The Eve being baby spammed near the end was probably one of the funniest mechanics in ohlo I've experienced, especially when the Eve snatches you out of a sea of babies and decides to keep you. LUL
#18 Re: Main Forum » 150 player madness fun » 2020-12-30 06:30:40
Honestly I find the over populated times to be pretty amusing...back in the rift days the last eve alive would have like 20 babies spawning constantly around here it was hilarious.
#19 Re: Main Forum » Gone two months what Jason broke since I've been gone? REEEEE!!!111one » 2020-12-08 04:43:34
LMFAO! Mmmm baby back ribs...hopefully they won't require making rub. :0
#20 Re: Main Forum » I only read half the fourms because... » 2020-12-08 04:41:40
I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to the bus....that's a positive right? FeelsBadMan
#21 Re: Main Forum » RIP spoonwood » 2020-12-08 03:19:11
GreatShawn wrote:*Spoon is spitting fire again*
In other news, gooseberries are edible.
It feeds the gooseberries to the sheep or it gets the spoon...
#22 Re: Main Forum » I'm bored. » 2020-12-06 21:25:48
Foxhole is a great persistent world, sand box, war game. Its quite complicated and most supplies are player farmed and created you can be a full time truck driver bringing supplies to the front if you want...great game by indie studio out of canada. I alternate between that and OHOL periodically.
#23 Re: Main Forum » RIP spoonwood » 2020-12-06 21:20:57
He shall be reborn as WoodSpoon his alter ego.
#24 Re: Main Forum » What do you love most, about being alive? » 2020-12-06 15:56:33
Laughter...faces and dictionaries
laugh-ter - Laughter is a physical reaction in humans consisting usually of rhythmical, often audible contractions of the diaphragm and other parts of the respiratory system resulting most commonly in forms of "hee-hee" or "ha-ha". It is a response to certain external or internal stimuli
tee-hee we even put faces in text to add meaning across our digital divides.
commas and most punctuation i can live without ;P
#25 Re: Main Forum » Gone two months what Jason broke since I've been gone? REEEEE!!!111one » 2020-12-06 15:36:16
We can put bb's in our backpack so we can keep on working and they can learn from watching us do it.
We can tie an extra horse to a horsecart so we can trade it in another village instead of having to trade the horsecart that you are using.
We can put paper together to make a book.
We have wateringcans.
We have new colors for clothes and buildings.
We have bacon and bacon related recipes. We have a lot of new simple recipes. Nothing to complicated like a pickle crock that nobody ever makes.
We have an advanced multipurpose oven
We can put a life goose on our head and it quacks every time you take it off, it makes the hat dance so much more entertaining.
I'm lying ofcourse. We have none of that.
LMFAO! 10/10 we can still dream DOWN WITH JASON! GET YER PITCHFORKS! BEBBIES IN BACKPACKS OR RITO! How about a leash for babies that I have the option of strangling them with if they get out of line? LOL! That got dark quick I apologize.