 | | Recommended | by Just a baby 2.6 hours on record |
| | Posted 8.1 years ago | Last Played 14 months ago |
My moms consttanyl abandoned me... i always die within 1 minute
10 out of 10 would recommend |
 | | Recommended | by SAPERSTINE 6.2 hours on record |
| | Posted 8.1 years ago | Last Played 8.0 years ago |
I JUST GOT THIS GAME ABOUT 3 HOURS AGO AND IT IS VERY FUN BUT WAY TOO OVERWHELMING AT THE START. THEY NEED TO ADD A MORE INTUITIVE WAY TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE THINGS. TOTALLY WILL RECCOMEND THIS GAME TO FRIENDS BUT I WOULD LOVE THE DEVS TO CONTACT ME SO THEY COULD GET A PLAYERS PERSPECTIVE ON THEIR INCREDIBLY PROMISING GAME. |
 | | Recommended | by Lindy 179.5 hours on record |
| | Posted 8.1 years ago | Last Played 7.2 years ago |
Twenty dollars is a bit steep, this is a great game - true- and has infinite potential but its barely been out and I have lagged several times because the server "is full", so i get born and abandoned or die from lag or can't even play a game I paid for. I would love a smaller regional server, or even just to be able to play off-line (or at all at this point). |
 | | Recommended | by ABORTED FETUS 12.1 hours on record |
| | Posted 8.1 years ago | Last Played 8.0 years ago |
"HUSH SWEET PRINCE" SAID MY MOTHER AS I STARVED TO DEATH. SHE REFUSED TO GRANT ME THE NURISHMENT FROM HER TEATS SO SHE LEFT ME IN DEATH'S TENDER EMBRACE.
10 OUT OF 10 BEST TEEN PREGNANCY SIMULATOR. |
 | | Recommended | by GumJolt 96.9 hours on record |
| | Posted 8.1 years ago | Last Played 7.3 years ago |
Finally died of old age, I get it now. |
 | | Recommended | by Lijah 16.3 hours on record |
| | Posted 8.1 years ago | Last Played 8.0 years ago |
It's the compassion, teamwork, and friendship you experience that make this game a masterpiece. You will cherish the 60 minutes you have with your future friends. |
 | | Recommended | by PepicWalrus 4.4 hours on record |
| | Posted 8.1 years ago | Last Played 4.0 years ago |
First time playing I spawn in and see my mom is decked out in full cloths, backpack, all kitted out, think "awesome!"
My mom then proceeds to immediately draw her bow and shoot me in the head.
10 out of 10. |
 | | Recommended | by cdnchicken 19.6 hours on record |
| | Posted 8.1 years ago | Last Played 8.0 years ago |
I finally lived to the ripe age of 60! My secret? No kids! I was alone on an established farm - I can only hope I left enough for the next settlers to flourish! Love it. |
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