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Not Recommendedby Cade Fasel
15 minutes on record
Posted 8.1 years agoLast Played 8.1 years ago

Game isn't even loading. When I choose to get born, it just freezes as the map is loading in and is almost done loading. Not to mention the game has an awful glitch where my screen nonstop has flashing lines going up and down it.


Recommendedby eyeris
15 minutes on record
Posted 8.0 years agoLast Played 8.0 years ago

Brutal, horrible game entry experience. So many deaths. Every parent knows kids can pick berries off a bush as soon as they are old enough to walk to it.


Not Recommendedby idk
15 minutes on record
Posted 8.0 years agoLast Played 8.0 years ago

boring game. not worth 20 USD. you need a key to log in each time, the game took forever to get working when i first installed it. had to delete it and reinstall it multiple times. you are super dependent on other people at first and it just results in you dying a bunch which is hardly fun. I honestly want a refund. this was a horrible purchase.


Recommendedby Sam
14 minutes on record
Posted 8.1 years agoLast Played 8.1 years ago

I died of starvation after 4 minutes. Best somalian simulator. 10 out of 10 would starve to death again.


Recommendedby faul
13 minutes on record
Posted 7.6 years agoLast Played 7.5 years ago



Recommendedby jinda_bouse
11 minutes on record
Posted 7.8 years agoLast Played 7.8 years ago

first time loaded in someone picked me up and showed me around a very small area. after putting me down i wandered off and died of starvation at age 3. 5 stars, will play again


Recommendedby Vsync error
10 minutes on record
Posted 7.9 years agoLast Played 7.9 years ago

drop framrate lag in windows 10


Not Recommendedby PAS
10 minutes on record
Posted 8.1 years agoLast Played 8.1 years ago

I keep dying of starvation. I click on things but nothing seems to help me live. Additionally, until I forced the game to a windowed screen, the buttons were very unresponsive to the mouse.


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