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Not Recommendedby Tipy
604.2 hours on record
Posted 6.0 years agoLast Played 24 months ago

The dev is high on meth. He has done nothing but make the game boring. The player numbers don't even reach 100 players at peak hours. As the wise intellectual Spoonwood once said:
''Run away from this game. If you can't run away from this game, jog away from this game. If you can't jog away from this game, walk away. Permanently. Forever. And don't turn back.''


Recommendedby MaDc0w
602.4 hours on record
Posted 6.4 years agoLast Played 5.4 years ago

WIth the Rift and nerfing this game recieved it gets old fast.

Game lacks content. It's still a great game even with it's weaker player base.


Recommendedby Vespa
595.6 hours on record
Posted 6.8 years agoLast Played 5.8 years ago

No fap challenge: year 80

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.


Recommendedby Blue Hawk
595.0 hours on record
Posted 22 months agoLast Played 3 months ago

This game is very fun! What you do with your life will affect future generations, they get to build off of what you create.
I'm the proud Eve of the Hawk fam, the 5th longest living family in the game!


Recommendedby wesley
587.2 hours on record
Posted 6.6 years agoLast Played 4.3 years ago

Fantastic Game! almost all negative aspects of the game come from other players, but that should be expected these days. Overall I find it very therapeutic at times. highly recommend


Recommendedby A. G. N.
581.7 hours on record
Posted 2.8 years agoLast Played 8 months ago

I am unable to update the zoom mod although I have downloaded the latest version (365). When I boot up the mod game, I get an error message that states "The version of the mod is outdated (expecting version 369 - running version 365)" included is the link on where to download, however I do not see a version 369 anywhere on the github.com site. Please assist! Thank you.


Recommendedby ALLERIA
580.6 hours on record
Posted 7.8 years agoLast Played 6.1 years ago

New update is awesome. The game is very balanced currently. If you're considering getting the game, I highly recommend playing as an Eve and learning the basics. Go into the game with the expectation of dying young and dying often.

This isn't just a game. OHOL will teach you more about the human condition than any book.

This is a must play for anyone with a passing interest in phil...


Recommendedby Game Crash
576.0 hours on record
Posted 6.2 years agoLast Played 6.1 years ago

Game crashes.
Step one: open the game
Step two: Enter email and key
Step Three: Click Login
Step Five: Watch the waiting to be born screen
Step Six: Games quit and closes


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