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#1 Re: Main Forum » live-dev-changes 4th Week of November (November 20th-26th) » 2021-11-29 11:24:32

Eve Troll wrote:
Forkwood wrote:
Eve Troll wrote:

Total missed opportunity not going with forkmetal

So you admit that "get a life?" includes the following concepts: 1. People should stop criticizing me 2. Your criticism is boring to me

Not sure if the statement includes those concepts but I generally agree with the two concepts.



You're intellectually handicapped. I on the other hand am on my sigma male grindset. I determined that your existence is a logical fallacy five years ago. Nobody can eat that much shit and still have room to talk.

#2 Re: Main Forum » Let's all just take a moment » 2021-11-29 11:18:20

Arcurus wrote:
DorkWood wrote:

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I think moving house was his way of quietly letting the game go. Without having to admit his failure as a women outright. It's too bad because I thought this was gonna have some good hentai at some point. Unfortunately the only thing here to penetrate my butt is spoonwoods logic.

Jayson is now a man running from his past, A man stuck in a loop. Makes a game, Moves house and assumes another identify and a new game. At some point he will have to admit he is a koala.


For sure Jason failed as a women... but maybe he is stuck in a quantum state between woman and men, since as men he is "stuck in a loop"...


Sadly I've debunked your opinion already.

#3 Re: Main Forum » Ok » 2021-11-29 11:14:38

Arcurus wrote:
DorkWood wrote:
Forkwood wrote:

No. No way on this site does it make sense to call me 'Forkwood' when you have a coffin AND a black mask AND a white mask AND a scarf AND a dress AND THREE HAT OPTIONS AND the potential to craft a fourth set of clothing. Unless you prefer to be called 'Murder' by someone named 'Murder'.

But what do I know? I guess I'll let the real experts handle this one.



According to my analytical skills, Forkwood didn't necro this thread.

Oh my Spoon, my analytical skills failed...


Indeed, My IQ is more then 0 which makes me the smartest one here. mhmmm yes, get me more grapes.

#4 Re: Main Forum » Ok » 2021-11-29 11:08:13

Forkwood wrote:
Arcurus wrote:

Ok, Forkwood seems to work, he even manages to Necro...

No. No way on this site does it make sense to call me 'Forkwood' when you have a coffin AND a black mask AND a white mask AND a scarf AND a dress AND THREE HAT OPTIONS AND the potential to craft a fourth set of clothing. Unless you prefer to be called 'Murder' by someone named 'Murder'.

But what do I know? I guess I'll let the real experts handle this one.



According to my analytical skills, Forkwood didn't necro this thread.


But while we have this moment. I'd like talk to you about our Lord and Saviour, Croissant von scrumptious. It's made from the very essence of Jasons stool. We extracted the very last of his productivity.

As an added bonus, We also added the first tears of spoonwood that he shed Upton first laying his eyes on this forum. With his logical analytical intelligence he tempted the Virgin The virgin Arcturus into sucking a butthole.

#5 Re: Main Forum » Let's all just take a moment » 2021-11-29 10:59:29

Forkwood wrote:
KnifeWood wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT4Jktc … asonRohrer


For shitty trailers and rehashed topics

Yeah, maybe if people played the game it would be better, but I'm really not sure that is the case. I can't think of anything relevant that came out recently, but looking at the forums, it's mostly things that have come out that people want or players did before or didn't get. Some players did get that this game has a flawed incentive structure though. That and there's this whole thing with griefers and griefing and people wanting to loot things and claiming racism and the multiplayer apocalypse and the remake and rehashed threads and the stone bowl and all of it just, I don't know, I guess, maybe I'm just trying to overstate it, but I just don't see the value in it.

Forkwood is Spoonwood without the self-awareness. He apparently doesn't think any more of himself than Spoonwood did. Spoonwood just happened to be right more often than wrong about things.


I feel like lack of players is a symptom not the cause. Nowadays nobody here actually cares about the game. Truth is anyone left here who isn't trolling are the densest motherfuckers around.

Even the mods don't care anymore, Who would actually try to moderate this graveyard anyway. Jason wasn't crazy, just ahead of the curb. He stopped caring so long ago, I'm not sure he ever did.

He is just a shadow of the optimistic, Weekly update, Tech tree orientated Jason in the trailers. Did that man ever exist to begin with.



I think moving house was his way of quietly letting the game go. Without having to admit his failure as a women outright. It's too bad because I thought this was gonna have some good hentai at some point. Unfortunately the only thing here to penetrate my butt is spoonwoods logic.

Jayson is now a man running from his past, A man stuck in a loop. Makes a game, Moves house and assumes another identify and a new game. At some point he will have to admit he is a koala.

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