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ninjanick

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Registered: 2020-02-06

Posts: 8

Baby storage

So the biggest problem that the game has right now is obviously the lack of baby storage. Besides the obviously-missing-but-soon-to-be-added "stack of babies", cribs are something that the game surely needs. Can you imagine popping three babies in a crib, and them standing there with just their heads poking out? Cutest thing ever. Easy to make, just table + wooden sledge. You would be able to deposit and swap babies just like any another container. (Babies are able to jump out at the same age they can jump out of someone's arms)

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DestinyCall

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Registered: 2018-12-08

Posts: 4,563

Re: Baby storage

You make a post titled "baby storage" and do not suggest any portable storage options?   

This is unprecedented!

Also, I fully support adding "pile of babies".  Something must be done about all those messy toddlers running around the fire.   A nice pile or stack would clean things right up.

BlueCramberry64

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Registered: 2020-03-31

Posts: 40

Re: Baby storage

Brilliant! The crib would be super cute. Almost like a baby prison.

MrGold

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From: Space

Registered: 2019-11-18

Posts: 136

Re: Baby storage

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Legs

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Registered: 2019-07-12

Posts: 385

Re: Baby storage

Controversial opinion: babies should be stored head-first just like geese.

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pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 4,337

Re: Baby storage

oh yeah we need baby coffins

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Karrots

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Registered: 2019-03-09

Posts: 136

Re: Baby storage

babies in backpacks

Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,323

Re: Baby storage

Women should have pouches like kangaroos.
Men should evolve steel hands.

Or at least have them fashioned on at age 13, by metal surgeons.

Elsayal

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Registered: 2018-11-04

Posts: 262

Re: Baby storage

Controversial opinion: babies should be stored head-first just like geese.

Or maybe a way to behead babies on a trunk when you have too much of them. It could be a speciality for a tribe : baby pies.

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DestinyCall

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Registered: 2018-12-08

Posts: 4,563

Re: Baby storage

Men should evolve steel hands.

I'm just going to throw this idea out there ... chainsaw hands.    Imagine the possibilities.

Everything is better with chainsaws.

Coconut Fruit

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Registered: 2019-08-16

Posts: 831

Re: Baby storage

Can't we just store babies in clay crocks?

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DestinyCall

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Registered: 2018-12-08

Posts: 4,563

Re: Baby storage

A properly sealed clay pot could preserve babies for months, perhaps even years.    That would be a huge benefit when times are tough and we need a few extra babies to get our village through a dry spell.   

Or if we decide to travel, we could load up the baby crocks and hit the road.

Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,323

Re: Baby storage

Anyone seen I Am Mother?

Good sci-fi movie about a girl raised by robots, so she can resuscitate humanity from tens of thousands of stored embryos.

It's like Moon, but with a woman as the one, main, character, not a man.

Those two movies are so good.

Just reminded me of I Am Mother, with the babies in crock pots joke. If it really was our future, I don't see why we wouldn't do this.
Put a baby in the incubation chamber, new player logs on, we get a notification that the baby is conscious and remove it from the chamber.
Makes perfect sense. Towns could all have incubation facilities, where they'd be waiting, fingers crossed, for someone to log into the game and be born to their facility.
Let's make it happen.

Karrots

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Registered: 2019-03-09

Posts: 136

Re: Baby storage

Anyone seen I Am Mother?

Yes. It was okay. Nice premise, though.

ninjanick

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Registered: 2020-02-06

Posts: 8

Re: Baby storage

Lol, guys

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