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#1 2019-07-27 09:04:55

arkajalka
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From: Eesti
Registered: 2018-03-23
Posts: 492

Is donkey town a garden of eden now?

Any donkeys here? Is donkey out of the rift? Is it a safe heaven to actually build and prosper?


I am Sheep, the lord of kraut, maker of the roads, professional constructor, master smith, bonsai enthusiast, arctic fisher, dog whisperer, naked  nomad and an ORGANIZER. Nerf sharp stone it's op.

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#2 2019-07-27 09:23:14

Guppy
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Registered: 2019-03-14
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Re: Is donkey town a garden of eden now?

Explain how you can prosper without babies?

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#3 2019-07-27 09:35:38

arkajalka
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From: Eesti
Registered: 2018-03-23
Posts: 492

Re: Is donkey town a garden of eden now?

Oh donkeys are purely solo? Didnt even know that...  Thought its just a different place on map far out and donkeys give birth to donkeys.

Never been a donkey myself so how could i know.

Last edited by arkajalka (2019-07-27 09:35:57)


I am Sheep, the lord of kraut, maker of the roads, professional constructor, master smith, bonsai enthusiast, arctic fisher, dog whisperer, naked  nomad and an ORGANIZER. Nerf sharp stone it's op.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Jaleiah Gilberts
"All your bases are belong to us"-xXPu55yS14y3rXx-

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#4 2019-07-27 09:39:07

Tarr
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Registered: 2018-03-31
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Re: Is donkey town a garden of eden now?

arkajalka wrote:

Oh donkeys are purely solo? Didnt even know that...  Thought its just a different place on map far out and donkeys give birth to donkeys.

Never been a donkey myself so how could i know.

Donkeys can never spawn to the same spot unless they work together to avoid the area ban. Donkeys right now are spawning within the Hell Cell until tomorrow when Jason can update the server and what not.


fug it’s Tarr.

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#5 2019-07-27 11:01:07

ollj
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Registered: 2019-06-15
Posts: 626

Re: Is donkey town a garden of eden now?

yeah, donkey town always was a paradise, because you did not get punished or distracted by the incompetence of your offspring!
long term, donkey town is also inevitable, cause your cumulative total curses set how long you stay there, and "counter cursing" aswell as griefers convincing a town of noobs to curse innocents is a common thing,

now donkey town is even better, because non-donkey-town is a tiny prison block of mass starvation and mass murder, and donkey town is the land of the free.
this affirms my thesis of "jason has problems counting to 5", in terms of that being a requirement for VERY basic balancing of game mechanics. (5 tier upgrade systems and such)
jason is now REWARDING malicious players and punishing non malicious players. its not oposite town, this is fine, for jason.

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I gave birth to a newbie player in donkey town once.
its rare but it happens.
and it is incredibly adorable, because donkey town is rare, so "everyone is a newbie in terms of being in donkey town" (as its usually an eve spawn)
"everyone just vanished over night?" ,"you just upgraded to pro, all the others are way behind", "black text just means you are pro!" was our main conversation topics.
one of the best games i ever had, cause it was calm and chatty and extremely naive.

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yes, donkey town has no bounds and you can have normal lifes bases and families there, but usually birth rates there are just way too low.
the eve spawns are much further apart from another.

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#6 2019-07-27 11:08:03

ollj
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Registered: 2019-06-15
Posts: 626

Re: Is donkey town a garden of eden now?

can you curse yourself?
can anyone try cursing self and post screenshot?

the hell, just play quads 8x and curse each other.

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#7 2019-07-27 11:09:28

arkajalka
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From: Eesti
Registered: 2018-03-23
Posts: 492

Re: Is donkey town a garden of eden now?

"long term, donkey town is also inevitable"

almost 2 years 0 donkey town... Dunno how long its gonna take till i get there...


I am Sheep, the lord of kraut, maker of the roads, professional constructor, master smith, bonsai enthusiast, arctic fisher, dog whisperer, naked  nomad and an ORGANIZER. Nerf sharp stone it's op.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Jaleiah Gilberts
"All your bases are belong to us"-xXPu55yS14y3rXx-

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