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#1 2018-03-19 18:00:47

Thexus
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Registered: 2018-03-12
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The Magnificent Altar of The One and Only True God, Carrot God

Infidels and brothers,

We shall please our Lord by adding a Carrot Altar.

It would be made from 3 Gold Ingots, and a carrot. And it should have a fire, where you can sacrifice infidels and Mouflons.

I'm a priest, not a programmer, i would appreciate if someone would make a mod for it.

Farewell, brothers, may the Carrot God fill you with his love.

-Thexus, priest of Carrotville


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#2 2018-03-19 18:10:22

Joriom
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Re: The Magnificent Altar of The One and Only True God, Carrot God

Milkweedu Akbar!
Death to infidels and carrot fluffers!
What we need are more effective ways for our kids to get rid of infidels than pressurized water pouches exploding in their settlements!

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#3 2018-03-19 18:18:52

Thexus
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Re: The Magnificent Altar of The One and Only True God, Carrot God

o no, berrislamists, and now radical milkweedslamists? what has the floating disk came to?


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#4 2018-03-19 18:36:12

Joriom
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Re: The Magnificent Altar of The One and Only True God, Carrot God

Floating disc? Blasphemy! World is hollow, concave cube with sun in its middle! Die infidel!

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