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Born to a family, sister working on berries, no one else, other afk
im third girl, soon like 4 boys come
Black guy makes tools, i see bear, i run exploring, had some snares up so made a pack, i found a hat before, hit 6 seals, got picked all cacti, made 3 arrows
guy made tools but soon was old on first famine
mom was decent but fed everyone
tld her about popcorn, as i picked off the corn field early
i had a girl and saved a niece but they starved, one sis was they followed me to the soil i digged and we got some but they dint even know how to dump soil
niece was alive and ate the two cactus in half minute then tried to eat milkweed in forest, told her to follow as i had that 7 cacti from 60 tile away
she died in the desert seconds before we reached the first cacti
i hugged a snake, the end
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Playing OHOL optimally is like cosplaying a cactus: stand still and don't waste the water.
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Me trying to fit in with all the other normal players
https://imgur.com/a/j1azfLm
(I'm the baby in the bottom of the baby diamond)
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veteran of an OHOL town called Karltown. Not really a veteran and my names not Karl
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When new mom feeds her 5 babies and starves with them.
No smiths were harmed doing this joke.
If you ever enter Pea (Helkama turns into random name) family, you need the lottery ticket picked up. My baby names given can be absolutely random.
"Are you fueled with peasoup or why you keep running off from temperature tile?"
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What new mothers feel when they get lots of babies.
What experienced mothers feel when they get lots of babies.
What veteran mothers feel when they get lots of babies.
If you ever enter Pea (Helkama turns into random name) family, you need the lottery ticket picked up. My baby names given can be absolutely random.
"Are you fueled with peasoup or why you keep running off from temperature tile?"
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bump cause it's still funny
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Playing OHOL optimally is like cosplaying a cactus: stand still and don't waste the water.
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Just had a life where my mom had to leave IRL, so she let me know and parked herself by the fire. Right as she logged out, she had a baby. And I had a baby. So I fed both babies. Then I had another baby. It's cool, I made pies. Then one of us had triplets.
Fortunately, I've done this a few times, so juggling six babies with a fire and bunch of pies no longer scares me. I just laughed and told 'em to let me know if they needed nom-noms. Then clothed them in whatever animal hides I could find lying in the dirt. Such is the life of an OHOL mother.
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