The story of uncle Carl the farmer

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-18 05:21:59

I was a baby boy born into an upcoming village. My mother ran around with me for a bit before reaching a farm. She looked at her sister and asked “Should we keep this one?” Not even thinking of me as a person. After a short inspection my aunt said “No.” and so my mother tried to carry me off into the wilderness, but I would have none of it! I crawled over to a nice little hot spot by the farm and sat there, and glared at them. They were sure I’d die so they just left me there.
As I had just gotten to my sitting space my mother got a girl, she was immediately named and cared for by both my mother and aunt. I couldn’t help but feel a bit bad, I was tossed aside struggling to survive at the age on 2 while she got everything served to her on a silver platter. But I would show them, I’d live til 60!
I was fed twice during my childhood, once by my mother trying to abandon me and once by my kind uncle who saw me and fed me a carrot. But I made it into toddlerhood and I was ready to take on the world! It was clear that my mother and aunt despised me for surviving so I didn’t want to be anywhere near them. But as soon as I saw their horrible job at farming I just had to fix it. My mother was using some sort of “feather system” where she’d put a feather over the designated seed area that nobody cared about half the time. I could see my mothers spite in her eyes as I suggested growing the seeds on the side instead of using this seemingly random feather. She just looked at me, put down her tools, took a basket and started walking around doing nothing after I said that. God knows why.
Time went by and we all got older, my mother and aunt and the smiths faded away. It was just me, my sister and one of the nice smiths left. My sister had started having children and I treated them all like my own to make up for my own childhood. It was then I gave myself the name Carl, for convenience sake because it’s much easier to say Carl than Farming uncle. I got 2 little helpers in my farm, Lil Missy 1 (I think her name was saturn?) and Lil Missy 2 (Jupiter I think) I developed a special crazy uncle bond with them, too bad Lil Missy 1 had to go and die on us.
Time in the farm went quickly and so did we. Time took its toll on me and my sister and soon we were old farts trying to make the best of our time. I told the children about my story of abandonment and seemed very understanding.
And so my final hour struck, I died happy amongst my family, being able to spit my mother in the face down in hell gave great joy and hope for the afterlife. My last words were going to be “The odds were against me but I survived” but they ended up being Hmmmm instead. I guess ol farmer men can’t have them nice last words, eh?

Here’s the family tree;

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … l_id=64501

Last edited by Aurora Aurora (2018-05-18 05:25:08)

YAHG · 2018-05-18 05:31:26

It is always nice when you survive abandonment.

I like to try to look as pathetic and cute as possible so people will feed me..

Being a lil beggar works pretty well .

Dishehs · 2018-05-18 08:20:41

Sweet story, If it were you I would've killed the Aunt and Mother for sure. But nonetheless you still survived despite the odds being against you.

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-18 09:38:39

Dishehs wrote:

Sweet story, If it were you I would've killed the Aunt and Mother for sure. But nonetheless you still survived despite the odds being against you.

I would’ve been no better than them if I killed em’

Valences42 · 2018-05-18 14:29:24

I love your storytelling Aurora.

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-18 19:03:34

Valences42 wrote:

I love your storytelling Aurora.

Thank you my darling

pein · 2018-05-19 06:23:09

i do kill them sometimes
if they give me a stupid name or ignoring me, not for that but for taking my stuff afterwards i wasnt enough valuable

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