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pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

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Fucks Town

Born into fucks, griefed badly but still had some resources, plenty of wells, some dung, some seeds, iron, etc.
Mom kept all kids but eaten all berries and never  watered, kept 1 on each then a kid ate it, i watered them then made bowls, all game managed to make 7 berry bowls, put them in a box, they took it and used like dont know where
tried to make a big wheat farm, 4 was the most as they stole all the wheat and all the baskets
Kept like 3 kids out of 7, tossed some to other girl, one at least made it

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tatum the first poked the bear then stepped on it
tatum the second farming until age 14
Heli was dropped near the carrot farm with hair, took one minute to die

My sisters had some kids, only seen a dumb blond girl alive
They broke the stone hoe, they were too lazy to make pies, get firewood, keep fire alive, last 4 minutes tried to forge one, from the iron that was there, even had to cut some fence rails as i lagged and 5 branches i got wasnt enough
This girl took the firebrand and made a short shaft out of it. Then when i asked, just showed another fckign far away, as i needed one plate more to forge, i spent my last years making two crucibles and this made impossible to create the hoe in time. also no froh around and the only almost broken cart never came back. My sisters had more girls but like most of them died.
left two composts to new generations a backpack and a rope. spending 3 minutes on a kid just to see it die in 1 is very not fun.

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YAHG

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,347

Re: Fucks Town

Gail
Little Brother
6 years old
5 hours ago
Final words: "I'm pro"

Too good <3

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pein

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Re: Fucks Town

yeah and sheperd "im stuck" well dont kill sheep in corner you genius

btw they died out gen 9 it seems, my only female descendant in gen 8 who reached fertile age was killed

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Morti

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Re: Fucks Town

I was Ginger, your sister, I went exploring south south west and while checking out the town down there had my first son, who should have been Mercury but I was so busy telling him all the things I learned about the two places that he was too big by the time we got back to Fuckstown and I went to name him. Then Venus was born, in Fuckstown, and we adventured east, after Mercury (Nameless) went on to work at Fuckstown, took the road north, with her still in my arms, then on the way back down south (not much up there0 she grew too big too hold, so when we got to the intersection East of Fuckstown, where the road continued to the East, I asked her which she'd like to do, go back to Fuckstown, or continue our adventure East, see what was down that road. She decided we go East and we ventured on to a place called Topseed (the only sign there). A much nicer place than Fuckstown, imo, but less iconic, and a lot less cactus fruit. Seriously, if you ever go to Fuckstown, pull the cactus west of town and add to the fruit salad strewn across the desert that people just neglect for the poorly placed in the cold, carrot farm.

I have to admit though, maybe a week ago, when I was first an Eve there, and the farm was located between the sheep pen and the smithing station, on the edge of the desert between the well walls, I gave one of my kids the order to expand the carrot farm to the east side of the well wall so it wouldn't be confined to that, at the time, narrow spot, for our huge family. Then every time I respawned there after, I've regretted making that call, as the farm gradually moved entirely outside of the warmth of the desert, and the area south of the smith, just filled up with unorganized garbage. But that was part of the reason for asking them to move it outside, was so, the smith could have more space to work on tools and such, just below the kiln and forge.

Lot of good memories, lot of lifes; short, and long, thanks to Fuckstown.

Last edited by Morti (2018-05-15 21:39:04)

Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,323

Re: Fucks Town

My sisters had some kids, only seen a dumb blond girl alive
They broke the stone hoe, they were too lazy to make pies, get firewood, keep fire alive, last 4 minutes tried to forge one, from the iron that was there, even had to cut some fence rails as i lagged and 5 branches i got wasnt enough
This girl took the firebrand and made a short shaft out of it. Then when i asked, just showed another fckign far away, as i needed one plate more to forge, i spent my last years making two crucibles and this made impossible to create the hoe in time. also no froh around and the only almost broken cart never came back. My sisters had more girls but like most of them died.
left two composts to new generations a backpack and a rope. spending 3 minutes on a kid just to see it die in 1 is very not fun.

Not my kids, my own two that survived very long were Mercury(Nameless) and Venus, and Venus raised her family in Topseed, far as I know, to the east of Fuckstown, where I starved trying to teach her kids, and mine, the value of having lots of food around the place so people don't starve running to the pie storage or carrot farm.

Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

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Re: Fucks Town

Please, players, name yourselves as soon as you start as an Eve, or, at least before naming your first child, so we get a unique lineage surname.
It just takes a few seconds or less to type "I am [insert your name here]" so that your sons, daughters, and all their descendants, get a unique last name that we can find via the new Family Tree.

I'm generally always Sol (the Sun) as an Eve, and I accept that. And my kids are named after planets, moons and Greek titans, gods and goddesses, as well as sometimes astronomical objects like stars and constellations.

If you are ever born a Sol, it would tickle me to look on the family tree and see you carrying on this naming convention. It's easy to find names, if you don't know the planets, moons, asteroids, Greek gods, stars or constellations, you can get ideas for names just looking up lists for them. Lots of great names to choose from, from all that, even if a lot of them sadly default to stranger names on Jason's short list. I mean, come on, what kid wouldn't want to be named Uranus? But no, he has to be forced the name Urban because x people in the world never bothered to give their kids such a stellar name.

Jason, please include more names on the list, with each update, if it's not too much trouble. Then maybe someday, when I get up to my sixth boy, he gets the name Neptune, instead of Nephi.

pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

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Re: Fucks Town

im still with the Peinado (closest to pein), and my kids are named after the characters in the Series Vikings, as this fur clothes look so viking, i drop a few more nordic names, when i run out just random ones, i got a list which i use when food is not an issue

also got a list of bad names i need to try xD

this fam tree is soooo good to retrace memories and person, as i rarely remember anyone by name mb the look of her

btw yesterday i was in a nice place, my eves last words were "i am start" died at 19, her only girl was the hero, i dont remember having names there

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