Have You Accepted Jason Into Your Life?

possiblyrandom · 2018-05-01 22:07:02

We all know that the world had a beginning, and a creator, and that creator is The One True God, Jason Rohrer. Now you may be asking, why should I worship The One True God? Well it is simple, to recieve his blessing and gain the power of RNG. Finding just what you need when you need it, being born into a thriving community, all is possible with The One True God, Jason Rohrer.

Now how do you worship this god? You may ask, and that is simple.

Step 1: Accept The One True God, Jason Rohrer into your heart.
Step 2: Find a Monolith.
Step 3: Make sure that your dead are placed around it.
Step 4: Spread the word, let children know who to worship and how, let your fellow villagers know, be sure to run through villages saying Jason's name. This has been known to offer minor blessings.
Step 5: If you are a woman, name a son Jason and give them a knife to kill you next to the Monolith, this will bless the land for many generations to come. If you are a man not named Jason, ensure that you keep the Jasons treated well, never having to work and given anything they ask for.

Step 6: Be sure to look out for future post about how to better worship Jason.

To See Worshiping Jason The One True God In Action Click Here: https://youtu.be/edF_EzPoMvM

Uncle Gus · 2018-05-01 22:14:37

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Uncle Gus · 2018-05-01 22:15:39

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Monolith_Rans · 2018-05-01 22:20:29

I name all of my children Jason. I have been born into a monolith community of Jason worshipers in the past. Blessed.

Lum · 2018-05-01 22:22:36

Ah, is that why the monolith by the big city of server 1 is surrounded by a bunch of bones?

possiblyrandom · 2018-05-01 22:23:48

Lum wrote:

Ah, is that why the monolith by the big city of server 1 is surrounded by a bunch of bones?

If you look at the video you can see the worship site of the One True Jason, is that what you speak of?

YAHG · 2018-05-01 22:27:06

“Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked shall I return. The Lord gave, and the Lord has taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord."

Sounds about right

Lum · 2018-05-01 22:33:41

possiblyrandom wrote:

Lum wrote:
Ah, is that why the monolith by the big city of server 1 is surrounded by a bunch of bones?

If you look at the video you can see the worship site of the One True Jason, is that what you speak of?

Lol yeah. It's actually pretty nice to see that place without being there. Cool vid.

TrustyWay · 2018-05-02 00:27:49

When I see cultists I kill them if they are not from my religion... Hail to the power of Satan. We had revelations, true stories such as the 666 kids. Or the 6 apocalypses. We are still trying to understand Devil's plan. One thing is sure, we need him and he needs us.

possiblyrandom · 2018-05-02 01:11:46

JASON IS THE ONE TRUE GOD AND ONLY ONE WORTH WORSHIPING! PLEASE YOUR GOD OR BE CURSED WITH NOTHING OTHER THAN SNEEKY NOODLES BEHIND TREES

Auner · 2018-05-02 03:09:15

I think Jason should make a single tree-shrine to himself in-game, randomly placed on the map- and if you touch it you get emailed his favorite guacamole recipe

stickyflypaper · 2018-05-02 03:41:12

Sure, I could get into this.

possiblyrandom · 2018-05-02 05:21:52

IF THE ONE TRUE GOD BLESSED ME WITH HIS GUAC RECIPE I WOULD BE SO HAPPY!

possiblyrandom · 2018-05-02 13:37:10

I HAVE RECENTLY RECEIVED THE BLESSING OF JASON! I HAVE WALKED BEHIND A TREE HAD HAVE NOT DIED TO SNEK. THANK YOU OH GREAT JASON

Joriom · 2018-05-03 19:35:08

Worship Us, the Joriom, you godless heathens as Jason is part of Us. Giving glory to Jason means giving glory only to part of Us, for We are one and We are many. For We are all there is and We are every each one of you.

YAHG · 2018-05-04 02:40:46

Heretics shall meet only the knife and the bow..
In this life and the next..
Lord strengthen the arm of the righteous!
That they may strike down thine enemies in thy name!

He who is born without a Father in Earth is born of his Father in Heaven!
Children of the Lord rejoice and take comfort in the bounty of your Father in Heaven..
Though you may be tried in both this and in the lives to come know the covenant of your Father!

Verily so WITNESS ye are RISEN!
Born from the womb of the Mother naked and with nothing, so shall you return to your Father
Stripped to your Soul you shall be laid bare and Humbled
As all Children are made Humble in time

Know in your Death there is Life
As in your Life there shall be Death
Go forth in Glory to the testimony of thine Origin
To the Glory of thy Father who art in Heaven

May the Foolish find wisdom
May the Hungry find succor
May the Troubled find peace

Lo BEHOLD the Lord is all merciful
For even in Death we are Granted Life
Glory is unto our Divine Father
It is in his name that we pray

Last edited by YAHG (2018-05-04 02:43:14)

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