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pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

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New content next week

It's official, we get new content

jason has spoken

  NEXT WEEK"S UPDATE:  OFART>  THAT"S OHOL WITH FARTS IN IT>

finally we get farts!(for non english speakers: a fart is a poop crying for help)

this is really good news, first of all, we can pair up farts and whistles, it's an ideal way for babies to communicate their thoughts trough a binary system using air pressure

farter related articles:

fartisanart.com
howjasonrohrermakesfartsoundslive.io

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Dantox

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Registered: 2019-04-28

Posts: 213

Re: New content next week

ah yes, farts, human greatest invention.

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Jaona

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From: Neckbeard Nest

Registered: 2019-03-14

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Re: New content next week

The big question is, is Jason gonna actually fart for the sound effect or make it with his mouth?
I'm hoping for the first one.

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pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

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Re: New content next week

gotta do bean tacos, and take a cloak, then fly around the city

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MultiLife

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Registered: 2018-07-24

Posts: 851

Re: New content next week

I hope someone can make a mod where all sounds are fart sounds. Baby cries? Farts. Cart creaking? Farts. Snake bite? Farts. Death? Farts.

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Bob 101

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Registered: 2019-02-05

Posts: 313

Re: New content next week

In all seriousness. I hope we do actually get content instead of a meme.

Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,323

Re: New content next week

I hope someone can make a mod where all sounds are fart sounds. Baby cries? Farts. Cart creaking? Farts. Snake bite? Farts. Death? Farts.

BAZINGA!

testo

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Registered: 2019-05-12

Posts: 698

Re: New content next week

HEY OLLJ:

This is how you make a funny shitposting thread watch and learn newbie.

~fart

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Tarr

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Re: New content next week

In all seriousness. I hope we do actually get content instead of a meme.

No content for likely two weeks as the hell cell mechanics get tweaked. Next content update likely in September if we're lucky.

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Whatever

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Registered: 2019-02-23

Posts: 491

Re: New content next week

What i would like to see in the game (next content update):

- Guns, we could start off with antique firearms, a rifle that is difficult to reload, but out ranges a bow, than maybe later add harder to make but easier to reload guns.
- Poison, shot a poisonous dart with a bamboo straw, bake pies with poison inside that look the same a s normal pies, put poison into a well to kill the berry farm. There could be different kinds of poisons, maybe some just slow you down, others make you very hungry and some kill you slowly.
- Traps / mines, you could plant them somewhere outside to protect your village, if someone walks into one, maybe he gets stuck there and cant free himself, but needs someone else to free him, or he just gets wounded and dies if no one heals him.

Coniculls13

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From: Australia

Registered: 2018-03-10

Posts: 42

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Re: New content next week

What i would like to see in the game (next content update):

- Guns, we could start off with antique firearms, a rifle that is difficult to reload, but out ranges a bow, than maybe later add harder to make but easier to reload guns.
- Poison, shot a poisonous dart with a bamboo straw, bake pies with poison inside that look the same a s normal pies, put poison into a well to kill the berry farm. There could be different kinds of poisons, maybe some just slow you down, others make you very hungry and some kill you slowly.
- Traps / mines, you could plant them somewhere outside to protect your village, if someone walks into one, maybe he gets stuck there and cant free himself, but needs someone else to free him, or he just gets wounded and dies if no one heals him.

How does any of this fit into the scope of the game?

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testo

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Registered: 2019-05-12

Posts: 698

Re: New content next week

What i would like to see in the game (next content update):

- Guns, we could start off with antique firearms, a rifle that is difficult to reload, but out ranges a bow, than maybe later add harder to make but easier to reload guns.
- Poison, shot a poisonous dart with a bamboo straw, bake pies with poison inside that look the same a s normal pies, put poison into a well to kill the berry farm. There could be different kinds of poisons, maybe some just slow you down, others make you very hungry and some kill you slowly.
- Traps / mines, you could plant them somewhere outside to protect your village, if someone walks into one, maybe he gets stuck there and cant free himself, but needs someone else to free him, or he just gets wounded and dies if no one heals him.

You are going too fast with the gunpowder tech, we need shields and armor made of steel, maybe add a spear. Traps could work, so only your family sees them like traps. Also barbwire instead of fences.

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ollj

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Registered: 2019-06-15

Posts: 626

Re: New content next week

HEY OLLJ:
This is how you make a funny shitposting thread watch and learn newbie.
~fart

im not gonna compete with jasopn or pein in terms of fartposting.

Last edited by ollj (2019-07-28 11:25:21)

Grim_Arbiter

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Registered: 2018-12-30

Posts: 943

Re: New content next week

HEY OLLJ:
This is how you make a funny shitposting thread watch and learn newbie.
~fart

im not gonna compete with jasopn or pein in terms of fartposting.

Could Ollj be..... out of gas?

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RodneyC86

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Registered: 2019-05-11

Posts: 467

Re: New content next week

HEY OLLJ:
This is how you make a funny shitposting thread watch and learn newbie.
~fart

im not gonna compete with jasopn or pein in terms of fartposting.

Could Ollj be..... out of gas?

Well all his posts fall FLATulent

ollj

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Registered: 2019-06-15

Posts: 626

Re: New content next week

im all for running ghags, but i aim higher than fart jokes and the emoji movie.

Last edited by ollj (2019-07-28 12:37:43)

InSpace

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Registered: 2018-03-02

Posts: 448

Re: New content next week

finally

arkajalka

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Registered: 2018-03-23

Posts: 492

Re: New content next week

/fart /burp would be actually pretty fun updates. Allows so much bad humour. I imagine village full of people farting around for lolz.

Last edited by arkajalka (2019-07-28 14:12:26)

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MultiLife

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Registered: 2018-07-24

Posts: 851

Re: New content next week

I hope someone can make a mod where all sounds are fart sounds. Baby cries? Farts. Cart creaking? Farts. Snake bite? Farts. Death? Farts.

BAZINGA!

I managed two seconds before I stopped watching.

/fart /burp would be actually pretty fun updates. Allows so much bad humour. I imagine village full of people farting around for lolz.

Oh ew, no burps, yuck. I hate it when people burp with their mouths' open.

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