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#1 2018-07-10 02:51:50

pein
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Registered: 2018-03-31
Posts: 4,337

Perry the perv

I was Perry
Born near the berry
My childhood was oiiiii
We run out of soil
A perv grabbed me
And the then she
The other baby
But i just clicky
Someone raised me

They killed the pervy
Baby girl had apron
Other girl killed muflon
So i swapped on her the apron
She wont need too soon
I found one more knife
Grabbed it for life

I knew the city
Last time i was busy
Making a grave pen
Checked on it still there
I started to get soil
So we can get roll

But too many baby
Eating the berry
So we needed new pervy
So i became pervy Perry
I grabbed many
Took em far, scary

Most of them run back
Except one with wolf hat
On a boar dropped that
So i had wolf hat
But needed backpack
Saw the old killer granny
Who killed the last pervy

She wanted to give pack
To old daughter, fuck that
I need that backpack
So just took that,
With two knife i had swag
Not like last perv shat

Killed a rude baby
Who told FU, but maybe
If she isnt rude, then Perry
Wont kill her near the berry
Extended my pen,
Planted lot after then

i had milkweed
carrot seed
and even wheat
sapling and lot of shit
but then the urge
i wasnt a surge

cannot cure Perry
when became pervy
grabbed a few more kids
took them far, oh i did
only one died by perry
the biggest perv in city

but then came muflon girl
i didnt swap on her
was a young guy who gave her
who found on dead apron girl
she tried to shoot Perry
But dodged somehow, scary

Then chased old Perry
Around the berry
Up until grave gardden
right in desert then
But Perry had knife and skill
So landed the final kill

A guy was following,
Grabbed the arrow thing
But Perry went behind the tree
and stood there until was free
From the murder penalty
trying to explain the deed

But guy just ran around and curse
he had no points, could of been worse
babies moms and all cursed Perry
every time he grabbed a kid near the berry
chased the guy back to his pen
where people stole all  ropes by then

dodged and stabbed
dropped and grabbed
guy was dead after that
but other just click arrow, grab
and shot on Perry, who tried to be free
But could reach in time behind a tree

So he stood there thinking
People stole all his stuff without blinking
and even he was helpful
people are ungrateful
he grabbed the kids thats true
but only killed the girl who was rude

all his life had two knifes
never attacked innocent lifes
just took them far but never
stabbed kids on the way there
he still deserved this fate
some got everything on a plate
some work hard but its late
to regret the past deeds

other got need for the  gear
and no one has an ear
when old pervy dieing
arrows are flying
so Perry ran away
bleeding on the way
to die near the berry
where it was born Perry
Where he grabbed so many
Perry the Pervy
The most cool guy in city
cursed by many
cause he hurt some nerve
Perry the perv

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btw my bitch sister killed more than me, 2 boys starved and 2 girls dropped at age 3 with no instructions
and all her other girls killed each other, so they were more fucked up than me

Last edited by pein (2018-07-10 02:56:41)


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#2 2018-07-10 03:51:46

YAHG
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Registered: 2018-04-06
Posts: 1,347

Re: Perry the perv

Ahh chaos <3


"be prepared and one person cant kill all city, if he can, then you deserve it"  -pein
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#3 2018-07-10 04:06:06

subria
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Registered: 2018-06-11
Posts: 85

Re: Perry the perv

Hm. As I said, griefer will laught at us.


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#4 2018-07-10 09:15:57

pein
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Registered: 2018-03-31
Posts: 4,337

Re: Perry the perv

even helped him curse me, he had no points


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Playing OHOL optimally is like cosplaying a cactus: stand still and don't waste the water.

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