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pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

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Funny last words

Hey, im joking around when i die old age, saying something stupid
but often peoples last words are funny enough
Share your last words

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"This snake is ha..." harmless

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"This knife isnt sharp"

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MidgetMaker

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Registered: 2018-04-16

Posts: 150

Re: Funny last words

karltown

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From: Somewhere

Registered: 2018-04-15

Posts: 71

Re: Funny last words

https://imgur.com/a/8Qu9tCz

https://i.imgur.com/Zmr1ApS.png

https://imgur.com/X07sSzo

https://imgur.com/gNRQ0KY

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pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 4,335

Re: Funny last words

https://imgur.com/a/8Qu9tCz

https://i.imgur.com/Zmr1ApS.png

https://imgur.com/gNRQ0KY

-girl
-ya
both died, by the age, both barely got hair

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Aurora Aurora

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From: Tuppsala (HAHA FATTAR NI!?!?!)

Registered: 2018-04-09

Posts: 839

Re: Funny last words

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“Nice tits”
“I have the nice tits”

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LodiaVDH

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Registered: 2018-04-05

Posts: 75

Re: Funny last words

Lol those are great

My favorites from me :

"Take my clothes idiot!"

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Aurora Aurora

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From: Tuppsala (HAHA FATTAR NI!?!?!)

Registered: 2018-04-09

Posts: 839

Re: Funny last words

Lol those are great

My favorites from me :

"Take my clothes idiot!"

"Are you fat?"
-Frankie

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LodiaVDH

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Registered: 2018-04-05

Posts: 75

Re: Funny last words

"Are you fat?"
-Frankie

Hahaha I noticed it but sadly I don't have any context to give

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pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 4,335

Re: Funny last words

Lol those are great

My favorites from me :

"Take my clothes idiot!"

"Are you fat?"
-Frankie

haha reason to get stabbed

Julius
Son
52 years old
6 hours ago
Final words: "Berries here"

where? xD

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LodiaVDH

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Posts: 75

Re: Funny last words

We  all  forget to mention Eve Master : “For fuck sake”

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pein

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Re: Funny last words

Gail
Little Brother
6 years old
8 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "I'm pro"

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Shepherd
Grandson
51 years old
7 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Im stuck"

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happynova

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 362

Re: Funny last words

My own most (ruefully) amusing last words:  "If you see zoe run"

Oops.  Actually, those were only my last words before Zoe stabbed me, but much more interesting than what I said afterward.  What's really funny is that I sort of took my own advice, but in entirely the wrong way.  I ran, but towards Zoe with a knife, rather than away from her.  In retrospect, getting into a knife fight with a griefer when I'd never even used one before was probably not my best ever idea.

Oh, and then there's "Damn you jason, i wanted babies." -- me, dying alone and childless before a server update.

My favorite randomly stumbled-upon-while-browsing-family-trees last words are still "I'm gonna go kill the bear," though.

Pronghorn

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Registered: 2018-04-26

Posts: 88

Re: Funny last words

I was amused that Annabell Orange used Morse code.

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LodiaVDH

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Re: Funny last words

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LodiaVDH

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Re: Funny last words

Ohh wait those one are way better haha :

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sealasaurus

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From: Grand Rapids, MI

Registered: 2018-05-16

Posts: 2

Re: Funny last words

When I'm a man and die of old age I try to pass on my clothes and make my final words:
"Dicks out for Harambe."

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Go! Bwah!

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Re: Funny last words

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I like to go by "Eve Scripps" and name my kids after medications

SpreadDaWord

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Posts: 59

Re: Funny last words

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kept on laughing till death

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Turnipseed

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Re: Funny last words

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A Meme Named Luna

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Registered: 2018-04-30

Posts: 36

Re: Funny last words

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"This snake ain't got nothin' on me."
Cause of death: rattlesnake.

pein

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 4,335

Re: Funny last words

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this has many

Eve Reeves
Great Grandmother
60 years old
31 hours ago
Died of Old Age
Final words: "My sausages"

Rose Reeves
Big Sister
29 years old
31 hours ago
Killed by Hungry Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Becareful"

Sunil Reeves
Little Sister
56 years old
30 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Bear"

Ifechukwu Reeves
Son
31 years old
30 hours ago
Killed by Tulip Reeves
Final words: "Boot"
stabbed him asking why he chase me with knife, literally he followed me half minute with a knife

Rain Reeves
Nephew
58 years old
30 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Give me ur baby"

Willow Reeves
Great Niece
20 years old
30 hours ago
Killed by Dead Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Ty"

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Aname

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Re: Funny last words

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Mother: just follow me

daughter: mom?

then the daughter got killed by a wolf.

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pein

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Re: Funny last words

Yea typic, baby jumps off to signal milkweed is fruiting, gets killed by wolf, I'm like tiping I'm not blind I just don't care

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Aname

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Re: Funny last words

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Napoleon killed his mother and screamed viva la france.

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Angel Carrillo

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Registered: 2018-04-10

Posts: 242

Re: Funny last words

Okay weh has som gud win her!
No. No. NO... NO.