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#1 Re: Main Forum » Thornberry family cursed me to donkey town for being born » 2019-02-15 19:33:03

im done with this thread ur all idiots!!!!

every last one of ya!!!!

lets see how much hate i get for this one lol

#2 Re: Main Forum » A question about eve spiral on big server (acid town adventures) » 2019-02-15 16:39:18

dood those thornberrys were a real thorn in my side lol....

atleast ill get some peace and quite in donkey town when i play later tonight

#3 Re: Main Forum » Thornberry family cursed me to donkey town for being born » 2019-02-15 16:21:36

ok i can't quote all of you but jeezz i feel like a lot of you take this game way to seriously.... its a game i shouldnt be punished for playing it..

also i know it can be very hard to tell the tone of a comment on the internet so just so you all know everything here is very tongue in cheek/ sarcastic....

meaning im not really mad about any of it or throwing a fit lol...

so if that mod does read this im not throwing any shade or hate your way... I love everyone that plays this game

yes even the griefers

#4 Re: Main Forum » Thornberry family cursed me to donkey town for being born » 2019-02-15 16:15:50

Tarr wrote:
austin_beale wrote:

i went on to kill as many girls as possible because fuck that family....

If someone was framing you why wasn't the first thing you do was kill the person attempting this? Apparently instead of solving the issue (killing the griefer) you apparently set yourself up to get yourself more curses via starting to target all the women.

It also seems you've griefed quite a bit in your past considering you're in the 25-54 bracket as shown by your 2 in the corner. I can't say I feel bad for you considering you threw a shit fit which no doubt made your own situation worse.

because i didn't have a knife and wasn't old enough to carry one
when i came back with the bow and killed the person framing me i became the griefer
(which got me more curses)
I was even blamed for letting the sheep out, the pen was destroyed while i was making bow and arrow
When they finally got bored of chasing me around, they obviously had zoom mod cuz i couldnt get away from them, I grabbed a snow ball and started my retaliation. 

just like you'll stand around for an hour asking people to curse the person who stole your plane, Ill spend an hour trying to destroy the family that tried to fuck with me.

#5 Re: Main Forum » Thornberry family cursed me to donkey town for being born » 2019-02-15 03:23:34

Booklat1 wrote:

That person that started that thread just happens to be probably the most active mod of this forum so if you wanna edit that part...

i don't care how active he is... or how many planes he's built.... i still think cursing and donkey town are dumb

it's just like... my opinion man

edit: also that person has 75 posts ive seen people with over 500, you yourself have like 450, how active is this mod???

#6 Re: Main Forum » Thornberry family cursed me to donkey town for being born » 2019-02-15 03:17:04

karltown_veteran wrote:

Dang, that sucks... at least it gives you a chance to experiment with animal banging techniques wink

hahahaa i saw that thread and will def be trying out some of ur techniques

thanks for the tutorial!!!

#7 Main Forum » Thornberry family cursed me to donkey town for being born » 2019-02-15 03:08:36

austin_beale
Replies: 19

was born to the thornberry family... shortly after being born a girl started to frame me as a griefer (the girl who was framing me killed our smith).... all i was doing was making compost and making sure the berry farm was staying watered... everyone in the town started to curse me and chase me with a knife... luckily they were all noobs and i was easily able to snowball the knife out of one of the ladies hand.... i went on to kill as many girls as possible because fuck that family.... im sad to report i only got three of them.... needless to say ill be spending the next two hours in donkey town for being born to the wrong family....

who ever started the thread that said donkey town requirements should be lowered is a fucking asshat

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I'll be looking forward to some peace and quite after a life spent running from idiots

#8 Re: Main Forum » Mini guide: killing 2.0 » 2019-02-12 02:01:52

people get comfy standing on items when there are bears in town.... remove the item as the bear goes to attack the person for another suprise kill

#9 Re: Main Forum » Lower the Donkey Town Requirement » 2019-02-11 16:39:33

I've been sent to donkey town twice now for some bull shit...
Thats why i don't curse and encourage players to stop cursing...
even if someone is killing they are just playing a game and trying to have fun, why punish them for it? 

The person standing around for 20 min trying to get people to curse one person, rather than just fixing what was griefed, deserves to be cursed or better yet killed.

dumb kid: curse bob therman he stole the axe!!
me: go collect iron and make another axe
dumb kid: how do i do that?
me: *murders kid

#10 Re: Main Forum » Total newbies should not play in Eve camps » 2019-02-08 00:32:48

everyone needs to learn....
I tell kids its an eve camp and ask if they wanna stay.
I tell them they need to work and if they don't want to then they should leave.
If they are new I point them to the forum and tell them to look up peins tutorials and try to teach them what I can.
It doesn't take long to show some one how to collect sticks and other resources.
We were all new once, and we should work harder to make new players feel comfortable and welcome so the game doesn't die.

I guess my point is let the noobs play!!!!! and that noob will eventually be able to make his own eve camp... but i guess then he'll get on here and complain about the noobs ruining his camps lol

#12 Re: Main Forum » Do you enjoy killing people? » 2019-02-05 16:27:09

the favorite murder i've ever committed was a long time ago but there was this idiot trying to learn how to smith and totally fucking up what i was working on for the very early camp we were at. He was wasting stuff and not being efficient.  I told him i would teach him and he told me to fuck off.  So i knew right then that i would kill him, but i didn't want to alarm the village. So I made a knife and started to chase him around.  Everyone in the village knew me at this point and knew i was one of the only people making stuff happen for our camp so they didn't do much.  As i was chasing him he ran into some misquotes, and because I was standing next to him he wouldnt stop to get fed by other villagers.  So he died, and I was happy. didnt even have to get my knife bloody.  Two seconds later a griefer killed my mom and I stabbed him, then became the town hero.

one of my favorite murderer lives.  because i went from being a griefer to being a hero in 2.2.

#14 Re: Main Forum » Tutorial area breakout? » 2019-01-29 02:22:53

apereason wrote:

I feel like I want to make a quick escape tutorial guide, that's the best way to see other people

make the guide !!

#15 Re: Main Forum » I am a Killer » 2019-01-28 16:37:38

pein wrote:

you can just /die
sarcasm and jokes arent taken well in this game

but thats no fun pein!!!

#16 Re: Main Forum » I am a Killer » 2019-01-28 01:41:17

hahahah I was having fun saying that to people today (not actually killing anyone) and seeing how the city would react... fyi most of the time they kill you lol... its a fun way of getting to an eve camp when you don't wanna play in a city

#17 Main Forum » I am a Killer » 2019-01-27 22:19:27

austin_beale
Replies: 17

When i'm born into your town beware.... i will say:

"I"
"m"
"A"
"K"
"I"
"L"
"L"
"E"
"R"

Don't let me live
Ill kill you all

#18 Re: Main Forum » Peine family / Todd » 2019-01-26 03:08:41

hahahahh i learn something new about this game every day!!! one of the reasons i love it!!  I was growing the "trees" cuz I wanted the letters lol.... so even though we needed actual trees, i still achieved my goal! It was a lot of fun playing with you!!!

#19 Re: Main Forum » Peine family / Todd » 2019-01-26 00:55:43

I was your mom/son/daughter a couple of times during the span of this small town, it was a great place!!! I loved it there and lived 4 lives..  I thought the giant carrot farm was more funny than annoying though... the guy putting my rubber on the wheels before we were even close to a car is what annoyed me... I was the one who planted the six trees next to the bakery when there was only three of us left. glad to see they sprouted into saplings, but sad no one turned them into letters for our sign.  I made all the rubber, most of the wells and a lot of compost and pies.  Also love seeing how far we got with such a small berry farm!! (quit expanding the berry farms people!!!!!!!!!)

#20 Re: Main Forum » Are these things still a thing anymore? » 2019-01-21 23:35:25

does any one say "Q" any more? It doesn't seem to help me like it used to

#21 Main Forum » To Ruby III Song » 2019-01-11 02:49:50

austin_beale
Replies: 0

You suck at this game!!! You were walking around doing nothing but throwing all the tinder on the fire, wasting it... I wasn't bossing you around I was trying to get you to help build our eve camp... I don't care that you killed me because i was old any way and my daughters were smart (unlike you) and will continue the camp.... people like you make the game less fun

-Patience Song

#22 Main Forum » To Eve Ganesh » 2019-01-10 05:19:38

austin_beale
Replies: 0

You were my mom.  Me and you started that little eve camp and talked about how fun it was if you didn't have idiots.  You'll be happy to know I buried you and marked your grave and the small berry farm we started is now massive... and supporting the entire civ.  When I died there were a lot of idiots so i'm sure it won't last long.

#23 Re: Main Forum » Family tree is pretty sweet » 2018-05-13 01:37:46

why is my recent play through not in the family tree log?  I see my children in there as recent deaths but it says mother still living.... all my kids died of old age why did i not get recorded???

#24 Re: Main Forum » I am very dissappointed in what this game has become » 2018-05-08 22:41:23

I'm so sick of everyone complaining about the updates

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