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#1 Re: Main Forum » Where did you go - North or South? » 2018-07-07 01:17:58
South where I met a friend. Ended up being murdered with my own bow and arrow I meant to hunt others with. Turns out someone stole my idea.
As soon as I saw that bow I knew it was you or me. Love you sis!
-Eve Slowikowski
#2 Re: Main Forum » A Storm is a coming! » 2018-06-23 09:23:40
You just missed the start of Bambi Storm's satanist ritual. All her kids are devout followers. The town has gone down a dark path!
I died of old age before they got to the good part >:(
-Rune
#3 Re: Main Forum » The Life of the Pie Man, AKA the greatest life I've ever lived » 2018-06-22 07:17:07
This was the most horrific famine I've ever seen. Bushes were dying, we didn't have compost, pigs all over the place, and no food at the centre of town. There was food near the chefs, but I don't think most people knew that 
My whole life I could hear the sounds of crying babies and fresh corpses, it was crazy. Probably half the server in there.
Sorry for being a cold mom, I was really set on saving this village, been born in it a bunch of times and didn't want to see it die! So glad I was reborn in the town to see your final moments, and all your hard work!
This was one of the most fun runs I've had in a while, scrambling to get food for everyone!
#4 Re: Main Forum » Two Hour Easy Life Server (can hopefully experience more per life) » 2018-05-29 04:54:08
When you are born to a mother, you always spawn as an adult male/female. Is this intended?
I miss the stages from baby to kid, plus you can't name anyone 
#5 Re: Main Forum » Tell me about the weirdest life you've had » 2018-05-28 15:12:04
Well, I asked my honorable grandmother to marry me (she was very sweet to me, and my mother gave me her blessing when I asked "GM MA RY ME". She died before she could respond. My mom didn't find anything wrong with that, and helped me move on.
Shoutout to my mom Bear Yom. My real mom actually dropped me off, and I was raised by Bear thinking she was my mom. XD
#6 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-05-26 00:37:00
To my mom Ana...
I was your son Firdaws http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=131447
You invited me to build a house with you near the village and I decided to make a sign outside. I was telling you to guess what I was writing, but you died before I finished 
Just knowing you didn't get that closure makes me want to tear out my insides. I was writing 'Calamari' before I found out I couldn't make an 'M', didn't find it on the wiki either.
We can both rest easy now! Your house is still a mess of half adobe walls though.
#7 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-05-12 00:28:37
Were you Venus?
I was Antonio. In reality I was nameless. My birth mother either didn't care about me at all, starved or was killed by a wild animal.
Venus looked after me and made me feel loved.
I felt it was only right that she be the one that named me. She said she had a list of Mafia names lol
She called me Antonio.Venus, ma, if you're out there, I love you. The pie I made you before your passing (the one with custom
gourmet gravy and some of my tears which happened to be your favorite lol) was the best and last pie I ever made.
I was no longer inspired as my muse was gone.Years later I was near old age and I gave your quality white hat to your son Gamble. I told him it was yours and to
wear it with pride.I just wanted to be with you again so I went off and left the world. I died happy to have had a mother after all.
~Your son Antonio
Yes! So glad you wrote out our story too!
I've never had an adopted child ask me for a name and stay with me like that XD
You made me feel special, Antonio.
I remember Gamble was really into the mafia thing hehehe. He kept saying 'for the family' 'for the mafia' when the seed guard shot some poor fellas.
#8 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-05-11 09:15:47
Did this family tree section on the main site get added recently?
Maybe I'm blind.
Anyway... nice to look at for the people on this thread 
#9 Re: Main Forum » [SURVEY] Which one do you worship ? » 2018-05-02 08:05:31
Where is the merciful Cactus God? I'm sure that's what all the 'Others' voters were looking for B)
#10 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-04-30 11:02:47
To the little girl who joined in on my dumb dancing skeleton gimmick.
Never in my two hundred hours of this game have I bursted out laughing like I did when you started copying me. I spent my whole life just entertaining babies by dropping and picking up a skeleton while making jokes about it dancing and egging the skeleton on. Thank you for the brief time we had together until someone finally had enough and stabbed me. I hope you passed on our skills to the future generations just like I did for you.
Abandoned by my mother in a large village, I snuck into a baby herd to be raised by a random lady (probably pretty common).
I didn't find anything to do in this village. Devoid of purpose and belonging, I decided I was better off a bag of bones.
It was then when this skeleton started dancing to a sick rhythm right in front of me. The puppeteer was another nameless child who I drew an instant connection to.
As he gave this skeleton life, I too felt a burning inside me. Your art was inspiring, bold and provocative. The village was not ready for your new ideas.
After stalking you for a bit, I worked up the courage to pick up a basket of my deceased relatives and start shakin' it. I felt more alive than I have in years.
But my partner was soon brutally slaughtered with a cold blade.
They may have taken your life, but your spirit lived on in mine.
I am not afraid.
#11 Re: Main Forum » The power of love » 2018-04-22 05:46:53
Oooh I was Jane!
That was such a great run... making my mom's death as sad as possible, flirting with my brother... ah, memories.
I'll always remember you fondly, mom.
#12 Re: Fixed Bugs » Mushrooms not having any effect » 2018-04-16 23:38:58
Reinstalling the game will fix it though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#13 Re: Main Forum » Chill out server » 2018-04-16 23:18:54
There's another one
version mismatch: client 76 -- server 75
#14 Fixed Bugs » Mushrooms not having any effect » 2018-04-16 08:57:30
- Laika
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I've been on the public servers, tried mushrooms time and time again (and waited a while) but they don't give me any effects... no one in game that I've asked has this problem
Am I just doomed? I can't live like this!
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