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Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,323

Jason Did Nothing Wrong

I just wanted to see a post with this title in the Main Forum.

sigmen4020

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Registered: 2019-01-05

Posts: 850

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Mission Accomplished

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Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,323

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Thank you sigmen.

Now to see how long we can keep it on the first page...

Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?

DestinyCall

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Registered: 2018-12-08

Posts: 4,563

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

That's a post alright.

fug

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Registered: 2019-08-21

Posts: 1,130

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Looking at the main page Jason has led to the deaths of over 7.4 million people so he might have done something wrong unless you're one of those Jason deniers.

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MrGold

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From: Space

Registered: 2019-11-18

Posts: 136

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

So ture

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sigmen4020

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Registered: 2019-01-05

Posts: 850

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Looking at the main page Jason has led to the deaths of over 7.4 million people so he might have done something wrong unless you're one of those Jason deniers.

Jasonpocalypse was a hoax. Jason is a good boi.

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DestinyCall

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Registered: 2018-12-08

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Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?

It is a little known fact that the first the first dog was crafted by Eve VonStephanitz  to assist in the herding of Germans, an important activity in early village life.   Unfortunately, griefers abused this feature to cause havoc, over-producing dogs and herding the Germans to near extinction.     Eventually Jason was forced to severely nerf all dogs and completely remove Germans from the game to restore balance.     

So that's why dogs appear to have no purpose in OHOL and why they are the only domestic animal that dies of old age.    And, of course, that's why German Shepherds are called German Shepherds.

Mekkie

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Registered: 2019-12-17

Posts: 122

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?

It is a little known fact that the first the first dog was crafted by Eve VonStephanitz  to assist in the herding of Germans, an important activity in early village life.   Unfortunately, griefers abused this feature to cause havoc, over-producing dogs and herding the Germans to near extinction.     Eventually Jason was forced to severely nerf all dogs and completely remove Germans from the game to restore balance.     

So that's why dogs appear to have no purpose in OHOL and why they are the only domestic animal that dies of old age.    And, of course, that's why German Shepherds are called German Shepherds.

I can't even...

The_Anabaptist

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Registered: 2018-11-14

Posts: 364

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?

It is a little known fact that the first the first dog was crafted by Eve VonStephanitz  to assist in the herding of Germans, an important activity in early village life.   Unfortunately, griefers abused this feature to cause havoc, over-producing dogs and herding the Germans to near extinction.     Eventually Jason was forced to severely nerf all dogs and completely remove Germans from the game to restore balance.     

So that's why dogs appear to have no purpose in OHOL and why they are the only domestic animal that dies of old age.    And, of course, that's why German Shepherds are called German Shepherds.

I can't even...

It is important to note:  It was necessary in the beginning to herd the early Germans because if they were left to roam unfenced then all the available pretzels and beer would have been quickly devoured.  Unfortunately, pretzels and beer do not re spawn due to apocalypse events or even after server resets and all their crafting recipes are either broken, undocumented, or racial locked so none of either have been seen in years.

The_Anabaptist

testo

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Registered: 2019-05-12

Posts: 698

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?

It is a little known fact that the first the first dog was crafted by Eve VonStephanitz  to assist in the herding of Germans, an important activity in early village life.   Unfortunately, griefers abused this feature to cause havoc, over-producing dogs and herding the Germans to near extinction.     Eventually Jason was forced to severely nerf all dogs and completely remove Germans from the game to restore balance.     

So that's why dogs appear to have no purpose in OHOL and why they are the only domestic animal that dies of old age.    And, of course, that's why German Shepherds are called German Shepherds.

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JasonY

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Registered: 2019-11-15

Posts: 209

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Nice lie

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TheRubyCart

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Registered: 2019-12-12

Posts: 293

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

*CLAP* FRONT *CLAP * PAGE *CLAP* GANG! *CLAP X3*

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sigmen4020

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Registered: 2019-01-05

Posts: 850

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Jason got reeeed for our sins.

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TheRubyCart

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Registered: 2019-12-12

Posts: 293

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

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Joseph Stalin

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From: Москва

Registered: 2018-04-16

Posts: 207

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

jason did nothing wrong
i cant think of anything witty to say

Elsayal

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Registered: 2018-11-04

Posts: 261

Re: Jason Did Nothing Wrong

Is it a FAQ ?
Well, let's try with three quick questions :

How many objects is there in the game ?
But since I didn't make all of them since the last update, does it matter ?
If content is King, are game mechanics Queen ?

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