A Gift from the Connell Family

mina · 2020-01-18 02:09:48

So, I tried to take a screenshot while playing but apparently it didn't work

Anyways... I got separated from my mom and decided to make a pathway to oil. I found a backpack and made a bit of a snow fort but then died b/c I didn't bring enough food, lol...

I play using vanilla client, so I can't give any coordinates, but if any civs need oil and use zoom mod, consider it a gift from my family since we're all dead now.

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Punkypal · 2020-01-18 12:50:47

Connell Clan isn't dead as of this posting. On generation 28 right now.

I was Eve Connell. I had 40 kids! Checking the family tree, only three by my count made it to age 60. Just a handful more starved at almost 60. It amazes me how many players simply can't figure out how to pick a berry and stick it in their mouth. It's really just that easy. Y'all dropped a bomb on my genetic score.

It also amused me how many players got born, stood around for a couple minutes, said "F" to get food, and then decided to /DIE. Really? Jason just reset all families. EVERYONE was being born to one of four Eves out in the wild west. Didja think you were going to find a better life with a different eve in the middle of nowhere dealing with the same situation? Did you think I was the only one birthing a kid every 15 seconds? I hope the next Eve you went to just left you on the ground and ignored you until you starved! Ha!

Then, after i ran to find a bit of an abandoned camp half of the knuckleheads who tagged along all decided to ask me, "WHERE / IS / EVERY / ONE?" Really kid? I left my GPS "everybody" tracker in the pocket of my other naked Eve body so I suppose your guess is as good as mine! I've been kinda busy birthing and feeding 40 kids in a row. I haven't had time to answer any of the personal phone calls from every other OHOL player calling to let me know where the hell they are. Jeez! If you're reading this and you were one of the geniuses who asked an Eve where anybody was, just shoot yourself in the face right now. Thank you.

QuirkySmirkyIan · 2020-01-18 14:21:41

Punkypal wrote:

Connell Clan isn't dead as of this posting. On generation 28 right now.
I was Eve Connell. I had 40 kids! Checking the family tree, only three by my count made it to age 60. Just a handful more starved at almost 60. It amazes me how many players simply can't figure out how to pick a berry and stick it in their mouth. It's really just that easy. Y'all dropped a bomb on my genetic score.
It also amused me how many players got born, stood around for a couple minutes, said "F" to get food, and then decided to /DIE. Really? Jason just reset all families. EVERYONE was being born to one of four Eves out in the wild west. Didja think you were going to find a better life with a different eve in the middle of nowhere dealing with the same situation? Did you think I was the only one birthing a kid every 15 seconds? I hope the next Eve you went to just left you on the ground and ignored you until you starved! Ha!
Then, after i ran to find a bit of an abandoned camp half of the knuckleheads who tagged along all decided to ask me, "WHERE / IS / EVERY / ONE?" Really kid? I left my GPS "everybody" tracker in the pocket of my other naked Eve body so I suppose your guess is as good as mine! I've been kinda busy birthing and feeding 40 kids in a row. I haven't had time to answer any of the personal phone calls from every other OHOL player calling to let me know where the hell they are. Jeez! If you're reading this and you were one of the geniuses who asked an Eve where anybody was, just shoot yourself in the face right now. Thank you.

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Punkypal · 2020-01-18 20:45:13

It's pretty much all the time most of the things that confuse me. I usually ask babies, "Do you want to live?" The say "Y". They jump out of my arms to hump a straw hat because they want it. They shout "F" to demand food, and then they die. I'll look at the family tree and see they were a SID death. I don't get how you can come in and be that demanding as to your survival and then as fast as flipping a switch say, "Awww fuck it I want to die now." I mean, do their brains really work that slow that they take that long to realize they don't want that life? I understand the instant deaths; I assume they want a different race or lineage. Its just the wishy-washy ones that have no idea what they hell they are doing or trying to get that bug me.

I also don't get the many players who log in and then go AFK in less than 30 seconds. Did they wander away to get a snack and forget they were playing OHOL? How high are they? Are they narcoleptic and fell asleep at the keyboard? Are they intentionally logging in just to starve to mess up others genetic score like some kind of griefing? Did they get disconnected and just say, "Ugh, it takes 10 seconds to log back in, that's too much effort!" Sooooo many questions!

And whomever said, "There is no stupid questions" clearly never played OHOL. Some of my favorites:

1) The aforementioned "Where is everyone?" - Again, I see the same screen as you pal. I've got no inside info to help answer that.

2) I'm the only person trying to revive a dead town. I have a kid who at three y.o. says "Job?" - Dude, it's just you and me. Figure it out. Whatever you want to do, chances are, nobody is doing it.

3) Let me play a little, and I'm sure I'll be reminded of other knucklehead things I hear a lot. I know there are others.

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