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ollj

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Registered: 2019-06-15

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war almost certainly ends in treason.

the main problem is that people are dumb, traitors and bad sports, and people likely get reborn close to where they died, which in the case of turkey town, means they get reborn in turkey town, even after they lost a raid, because this town has 20 turkeys in it, so its birth rate and yum is hard to counter.
so this can only end in treason.

the bob faily raided turkey-town, they called me "noob to be left behind" while approaching it, for actually not being a dumb person that justz blindly follows a horde to starvation.
well that old fuck of a leader died in the raid, and the hoistory is written by the survivors that say "hee was an ass leader"
they rushed in blindly while i was eight, with a sword inherited from an old dumbfuck who died on the way. so i had fun watching them kill or be killed for 4 minutes. i dont disagree with thaqt rushed attack choice.
nonetheless i killed 6/20 at age 12, as this war was big ans thinly spread rather quickly (many escapees to hunt).
I was the only one who made fire anmd got kindling for 20 minutes after, turned knifes into shears, but you know how this goes, it always ends in treason, and it doesnt matter if you prevent it, oure just outnumbered by traitors and megalomaniacs who are too dumb to keep a fire burning.

there were 2 of the newbowns, who grabbed one of the many war swords on the ground, and tried to take noob revenge, hunting people of their own family with war swords, without holding shift and all the dumb crap.
i call this out in chat, "these two are traitors that hunt the family to kill them, but they suck at it", they are ignorant.
i knife two of them, the second one just stands at my place, waiting clamy for my knife to get-non-bleedy, while i chat to him "you will be next" and so he was.
And what do these tards do?
one of them lets the fire go out while holding a "town meeting", which is a lie as its a wichhunt trial against me.

i come in creaming "you traitor nops let the fire go out wasting time with your shit"
and "might makes right" as i knife that asshole, and get knifed by another bob-tard who claims "i pronounce you guilty", yeah, happy bob-inquisition you incompetent traitors.

i was the only one making fire.
i cooked 7 turkeys.
i protected them, ded them, they would have been born elswewhewre and just /die without me.

but you cant win against 7 traitors in your own family. I only killed 3/7 traitors and 6/20 hostiles in a raid.
man those traitor noobs suck, to a point, where picking up a knife as child  is likely best punishable by death.
and the lightest sight of megalomanic acts in one of your babies after a raid is not paranoya, because this shit keeps happening all the time, so its justified.

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Last edited by ollj (2019-07-13 20:10:42)