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LittleFire

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Registered: 2019-01-22

Posts: 7

Make rope, not war (Ropeianity)

The Rope, the Milkweed, and the holy stone hoe are all apart of the religion ropeianity. It all started when my mother named me, I was in a town I recognized, but the Kitts family no longer lived there. See, when I was a Kitts there, I wrote a note that stated "Make rope not war" and I wanted to be buried with it
Now, this did not happen, instead, the Germans, my current family raided the town, and killed the Kitts. the last thing remaining of them was the note I wrote, with a blood stain on it from the genocide that was committed. I found it, and before that my mother named me larry. I thought this was a sign, I was put here to stop more blood from spilling on this land, and what confirmed my belief, was a steel hoe, and my great aunt handing me the crown.
I found a wife, and we lived happily, but I thought something needed to be done about these steel hoes and the lack of milkweed, and I remembered that note that was with me two lives. Make rope not war. Make rope, not war. I knew it, this was a sign again. I quickly spread this with the town, named my wife's first kid larry and from then on, most kids were named Larry (obviously not named Larry, since you can't name anyone the same thing anymore). We made a holy milkweed garden, I became the high priest, and I also sacrificed my brother, who was afk so don't worry. If you want to join our cause, here are some base rules.
1. Always try and write one paper per life that says, Make rope not war.
2. (optional, but pretty good thing for it) Name all kids Larry
3. Plant milkweed, and always make stone hoes, never steel hoes.
4. NO NARCS ALLOWED. If someone is selfish or being a narcissist then kill them or have them repent for it. This is the only killing allowed in ropeianity because narcs are the people to make steel hoes and kill other families.
So, this is ropeianity, be sure to spread it to all lives, and remember, Make rope not war! (also if you are in the german town, the holy scripture with blood on it disappeared when someone picked up the new high priestess who had it in her hand)

ollj

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Registered: 2019-06-15

Posts: 626

Re: Make rope, not war (Ropeianity)

i like the irony, that there existed a note that reads "make rope, not war", but it is a "bloddy note". and it got bloddy, when hostiles fron south approached, that got easily defended against, by just making four swords.

the "no narcs allowed" rule simplifies to "excessive knifes are for traitors", so, if you see excessive knifes being made, just deal with that person like with a traitor.

in a warzone, all knifes must be hidden far from towns, for the safety of everyone. because there, reincarnation creates silly vengeance traitors.

Last edited by ollj (2019-06-29 07:40:58)