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Lum

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Registered: 2018-04-03

Posts: 406

Lauren, please consider therapy for your paranoia issues

Your behavior in Casino Town was absolute buffoonery and you are the biggest bigot I have ever encountered. First you claim being the Vault Keeper gives you rights over other's lives (I was the other Vault Keeper)

Then you chase after me with a knife, so I keep a bow on myself so as to be left alone; and YOU end up ordering a dude to stab me. And the madman does it. He actually goes up to me and stabs me because you asked him to do so. He doesn't even wonder if maybe, just maybe the ugly grandma begging for murder is more problematic than the dude chilling by the fire eating pie with NOT EVEN A BOW (which I had abandoned by then)

I hope you're happy, you crusty paranoid bridge troll. Now you get to have the keys and knives all to yourself, which is a wonderfully fucked up kink. Curse you, Lauren.

Me: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1315413

Her: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1315417

PS: To the dude desperately wasting paper to write out ridiculous laws such as "the vault keeper is ur god", just go choke on your bullshit ridden pages please.

Last edited by Lum (2018-11-05 17:39:51)

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WalrusesConquer

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Registered: 2018-07-11

Posts: 492

Re: Lauren, please consider therapy for your paranoia issues

Classic Lauren... Throughout my life I had to keep during her to leave the casino because she was underage. She said "f**** you" proceeded to ignore me. However later on when she actually became of age she seemed much nicer. Unfortunately I died before I saw her change In behavior. Maybe Cowa should have let her die..

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Solbusaur

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Registered: 2018-07-15

Posts: 355

Re: Lauren, please consider therapy for your paranoia issues

I was the scribe who made all those pages and wrote about the 'Vault keepers'.
I found them to be very selfish, I think I must've made about 22 pages in total, and they stole the first 2 baskets I had just so they could write all their Vault Keeper Krap all over it before claiming ownership of every batch I'd make, purely for the fact that they're keepers of the vault, then ran around me with knives and bows presumably to kill you or someone else. Just a pair of lunatics.

Last edited by Solbusaur (2018-11-05 20:22:52)

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Registered: 2018-08-09

Posts: 336

Re: Lauren, please consider therapy for your paranoia issues

*takes some popcorn*

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