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Once upon a life, a man named Prince was happily baking. He owned two things: A sealskin and his job. He had done nothing but that all life and people ate his bread and pie.
Then the Queen gave her crown to a bossy ten year old. She got a lot of stuff by pillaging dead bodies and babies. She started something over a dead body no one ever saw.
A Baron or something like that walked over and yelled, "You're doing that wrong, we have mutton!!! WTF go away, ill do it." I'd never seen the mutton and there wasn't any on hand so Prince had to leave.
A mother left a baby to die. But Prince kept her, named her Linnea and gave her clothes.
By now the oven was clear of the Baron so Prince took back his job with Babygirl as a helper. But an old guy yelled at me and said Prince killed a former Queen. Prince had no idea what that was about but the Queen came up and stabbed him.
Linnea, Babygirl and an old woman healed Prince in the next instant and brought the town to court. They decided he was safe but one wrong move and he'd be killed.
The rest of my life the queen chastised Prince over the court order. He died of lag.
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HERE'S MY PLIGHT
People, you picked a random guy to be the village laughing stalk. I didn't kill anyone. I never held a knife in all my life. I baked that loaf you divvied up to all. I wanted to feed you all. And you stabbed me.
I want to help but if this is how people treat all others it's no wonder we have griefers and tyrants.
P. S. If Babygirl, by baker helper, is on the forum, tell her she's cool with me.
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I was that mutton guy(King). I was really angry at you because you used carrot-gooseberry mush on pie filling when we had butchered sheep around the corner. We also needed that mush for making compost. I even brought the escaped sheep back in pen when I was kid so people could feed them for poop. All we lacked there was plates. So I took my last travel to southeast to find more clay for plates, but I died to wolf during the way which came out of nowhere. That girl who was trying to do baking job saw me dying and i told her where to find clay cart, dunno what happened to her though. It was dangerous badlands I ran from.
So when you play "baker", try to at least look if there is any sheeps available to use as mutton. Use at minimum of rabbit or rabbit-carrot to make pie convenient. We had too many carrots back then in the farm since some douche decided to water all of the carrot tills.
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I know the feeling, I hate spoiled children. The other day I was a boy, Mum expressed her dissapointment immediately "Oh another boy" and "I want a baby girl".
I tried to be the best son and worked hard for about 20 years. I saw mum again and she simply says "Oh, Your big now". She gave all her gear and crown to a baby sister and never spoke to me. I worked hard yet I got nothing. I just worked until old age and gave up my self made wool gear to a nephew.
Tyrants are the worst, People rarely rise up against them.
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@peagirl
I used one carrot-berry thing by accident. I never saw the mutton and you could have looked at the pie to see. If there was any mutton around I'd have used it so please don't rip jobs. I changed to mutton pies later in life and then to mutton squares because of no water.
You don't leave random pie filling bowls at the pie place and I won't use them.
@SomeRandomPerson
I feel your pain.
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@Carrot-Seedling
pie filling bowls? I always leave one for new plates. It is more convenient, also there was no issue of bowl, there was just so little amount of plates to use.
It's good at least that you ended up using mutton. I just said that there is mutton so that you would notice that you can fetch it from pen. I was just having anger issue going on then because I am not very interestend in roleplaying, and I was highly concerned with the idea of giving children knifes just like that. I kept that knife in bag which was dropped by adult who died on road, there was lot of toddlers who would have used them for god knows what reason.
Dunno which one of you managed to inherit my knife before I died. Besides I wasn't really "ripping" your job. There was no one working on that oven, and especially when no one was concerned of fetching clay for plates. It was rude of you to just try to push me away from baking especially when I was trying to help you. I was rude to you because you were rude to me first, so eye to eye in that time. No offence, but I don't understand unnecessary nagging on something that is not lethal.
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No hard feelings, Peagirl.
I did find some mutton eventually, thanks for making it.
I'd like to find the Queen who stabbed me! They'd get an earful!
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