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Acozi

Member

Registered: 2018-05-31

Posts: 43

Thanks Jason!

This game has made me laugh harder than I ever have before!

I spawned as an Eve into an endgame town. I found an empty house and named it the church of Satan. Had many kids, told them of Satan and dressed them all in wolf hats.

A few lives later I spawned back into town as a girl. One of my sons were still there. I reclaimed the church as my castle and my son did my bidding. He brought me food and anything I wanted.

Then someone locked me in, HA!

I sadly watched my son get murdered. I then accepted my fate to die of old age alone in my castle I was locked in. Although I still spread the word of Satan to any visitors.

A lady even brought her child to me and said, "This is a crazy lady, we let her live in here."

I was sitting alone, in my castle eating popcorn when I got a visitor.

"HERE COMES JOHNNY!!" she exclaimed while bursting down the stone wall with a pickaxe.

I could not stop laughing! I was ready to die alone and this girl freed me!

Then a guy had four knives, three in backpack one in apron. I was pretty old, so I suggested a knife fight. He accepted and we fought inside my castle while the Villigers watched.

It was a whirlwind of accidentally dropping and picking up items, but I lost in the end.

What. A. Life.

I've been giggling for hours, thanks for making this game

Turnipseed

Member

Registered: 2018-04-05

Posts: 680

Re: Thanks Jason!

Lol greatest life ever

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Be kind, generous, and work together my potatoes.

Ceri

New User

Registered: 2018-07-29

Posts: 4

Re: Thanks Jason!

Oi, weren't you Amelia in West town?

Acozi

Member

Registered: 2018-05-31

Posts: 43

Re: Thanks Jason!

Same town three times. Amelia, Eve, Castle lady.

WW1

New User

Registered: 2018-07-30

Posts: 1

Re: Thanks Jason!

I was the kid that got you out, I think I was your daughter. You offered to twin up some time. The castle was later turned into an arena, where an old lady and some guy had a long knife fight
[Edit] Oh, that was you who had the knife fight, I should've read the whole thing

Last edited by WW1 (2018-07-30 15:40:33)

jasonrohrer

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Registered: 2017-02-13

Posts: 4,805

Re: Thanks Jason!

Great story!