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Neo

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Registered: 2018-06-19

Posts: 336

Uncle Bob, Thank you and Fuck you.

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You were hated by all and you were known as "Bob the Dick" by the townspeople. I first saw you at the top of my screen cursing out some kid for whatever reason, I was only a baby at the time.

Later on I saw that you brought a mouflon and I went to feed it and you told me to "Shoo cunt". You went on about how you'd spent your whole life on this, Was rather amusing to see the grown mouflon immediately run out of the poorly built pen.

I was trying to say "Nice job on the pen dickhead' but you gave up and starved. I fixed up your shit pen and another person brought a new lamb in, I continued on with your "lifes work". I made a knife and killed the escaped sheep and Bred new ones in the improved Pen.

I named a Son after you and told him about Bob the Dick. You were rude and wanted to kill me for nothing but you helped the town.

I lived to old age to spite you, You probably thought I'd die soon which is why you talked all that shit to all us kids.

I liked you but hated you.

Last edited by Neo (2018-07-17 09:29:22)

Wingsofflame

New User

Registered: 2018-07-17

Posts: 1

Re: Uncle Bob, Thank you and Fuck you.

I was there with you I called him bob the dick also I was your grandma

Cecil

Member

Registered: 2018-07-16

Posts: 55

Re: Uncle Bob, Thank you and Fuck you.

I wish you could click the names in family trees to get some sort of text log of their actions or the chat that happened near them. It'd be fun for following what happened to people like your dead old uncle, Bob the Dick.