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#1 2018-07-13 16:55:03

Lotus
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Registered: 2018-04-28
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#2 2018-07-13 16:59:19

TheRedBug
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Registered: 2018-03-18
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Seems great to me lmao


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#3 2018-07-13 17:22:42

DJDisorder
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Registered: 2018-04-24
Posts: 109

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I've had barren lives before by myself and with others in the same village. Me, my sister and cousin all had zero babies and we all lived to sixty.
Never had it as an eve though.

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#4 2018-07-13 17:41:38

Aurora Aurora
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From: Tuppsala (HAHA FATTAR NI!?!?!)
Registered: 2018-04-09
Posts: 839

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Dont you just hate it when youre the last female in a village while being married to your brother while cheating on him with your uncle and this happnes?


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#5 2018-07-13 19:20:38

tana
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Registered: 2018-06-04
Posts: 202

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could be the case of server update, you were unlucky to be the last one born in that server, and any new players would be redirected to next server.


I will be eve tana. If not an eve, my kids will be called numerically : Primo, Duo, Tertio, Quattro, Quintus, Sextus, Septimus, Octavius etc... ending with an -a if you're a girl.

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#6 2018-07-14 02:07:55

YAHG
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Registered: 2018-04-06
Posts: 1,347

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That is what you get for focusing on your career..


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#7 2018-07-14 02:48:45

TAIOAN
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Registered: 2018-06-03
Posts: 89

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Ummm


I always give my children a lovely Tâigí(Taiwanese) name, súi(beautiful)!

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#8 2018-07-14 03:37:56

WomanWizard
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Registered: 2018-05-11
Posts: 212

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This reminds me of my lesbian berry farmer run. I didn't have kids. All of the women around me were having kids, but not me. I adopted nameless babies and showed them to my mom. "Not mine," I would tell her. "So no name. But I love them anyway."

Eventually I explained to my mom that the reason I wasn't having any biological kids was because I was a lesbian. She was understanding and loved me anyway. One day she asked me why I hadn't named my son, and I had to explain to her once again that it wasn't my kid I was feeding. It was my nephew.

I eventually had a son. Literally seconds after my mother died.

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#9 2018-07-14 09:00:33

The_Llamacorn
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From: Sweden
Registered: 2018-04-01
Posts: 183

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A while ago when the family tree update had just been implemented I was just browsing around to see if I could find any interesting families when I came across an eve. I clicked on her profile and it was the saddest and funniest thing I've ever seen. She had lived to 60 (I think) and in that time not had a single baby. But the most hilarious thing was that her last words were "I am hungry" which became her last name.

Just thought I would share.


Noobs are fine, but noobs that don't listen and refuse to learn, get on my nerves. Your ignorance will lead you to Donkey Town one day.

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