My Little Dick Family (also a bug?)

Mirelli · 2018-05-06 08:21:25

The Dick family

I was born to a small camp in the desert when I noticed my beautiful last name. Immediately after being born, my mother, Rabab, explained that she had lost her old village and family so she started a new one in the desert. I had a few siblings, not all of them made it, but my sisters, Newt and Unnamed played large roles in my life. My name was John Dick and I was a blonde, baby faced boy.

The farm wasn’t looking so good and we were running back and forth to collect cactus fruit until the carrots were back on track again. I brought back a bunch of fruit, then decided to run off to look for seeds. Along the way, I stumbled upon a neat graveyard and snared rabbits. I thought there must be a civilization of some sort nearby, so I followed it, and stumbled into a village of my elderly male family members, not a woman or child in sight.

We were all Dicks! They had lots of carrots harvested and a large farm full of dry seeds, clothing, a berry farm. I couldn’t believe my luck. I was naked, my hands carrying a measly basket of berries and the elders exclaimed “a child!” I told them that we had women back in camp, my mother and sisters, and they told me to bring them back. I vowed to keep that promise. I grabbed a basket of carrots and ran as fast as I could.

By the time I was back home, my mother had turned gray. She would have no more children. I told everyone I found her old home and for a while, no one listened to me. I told tales of many carrots and that was enough to get my youthful, unnamed sister to follow me. She had already had children but she grabbed her newborn son and we ran south. We stopped periodically and I told her to eat from my basket, risking my own life for our family to live on.

We eventually made it to the large camp my mother had lost, but by the time we got there, all of the elders had died. They left their clothing by the farm and we quickly suited up and got to work on the farm. My sister raised a son named Jack, who looked just like me. It seemed like my sister was almost getting too old to have more children and I got worried. The last thing I ever said to her was “You need to have a girl.” She said nothing and I never saw her again after that.

Jack and I continued to work on the farm, but it became clear that it was just the two of us now. As the elders before us, all of our women died out. I’m not sure what happened to my sister, whether she intentionally starved herself or was killed by a snake..

I don’t remember what I began to look for, but I caught sight of a pair of legs standing in the tundra biome. I hovered over the woman and it said she was my sister, Newt. I never brought her to the camp, not sure how she got there. She was fully clothed, with pants, a hat, backpack, and sealskin coat. I tried to speak to her, to get her to follow me to the carrot farm, but there was no answer. I ran back to get carrots to show her, but she had turned gray by the time I reached her again.

I ran to get my nephew, Jack and show him this odd sight, but when we arrived, he couldn’t see her. He said nothing was there, and yet I saw her clear as day. He wasn’t sure what to say and I’m sure he was a little disturbed. I began to believe that I was hallucinating. I was going insane.

After all the work my ancestors had put into this village, there was nothing left to show for it. Depression set in as I realized my time on this earth was useless. Worthless. I left my clothing by the camp and died on the farm after saying goodbye to my nephew. I’m sure he starved himself soon after.

To my Dick family, I tried my best to keep the name alive, but it just wasn’t good enough. I’m sorry, elders.

(But in all seriousness tho, is that a bug anyone else has encountered before? I was sure that Newt had died and never made it to the camp, yet she was there. But my nephew couldn’t see her. Am I really going crazy??)

stickyflypaper · 2018-05-06 08:29:56

I think maybe you saw a ghost!

breezeknight · 2018-05-06 08:45:12

what i encountered are people all of sudden completely disappearing, no idea how this happens, but they just vanish,
but i also don't know if they are visible to the others

sometimes people also get afk & don't move then
& sometimes they are just griefers on the destruction course, one doesn't need to kill io to destroy a settllement & all its residents, to destroy that little what's there of a lineage

JS · 2018-05-06 09:27:03

You were once my son.

I invited a person to move from the place where young women gathered to the old home.

And your hallucinations, surely somebody would have fed you mushrooms.
You were hit by a mushroom troll.

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I read it in Google translation and interpreted it differently.
Perhaps you were a time lag.
Like flying people.
Someone is stopped and can not do anything, but in fact the person is moving somewhere else.

You had a dramatic experience.
I am satisfied.

Last edited by JS (2018-05-06 11:46:40)

Dacen · 2018-05-06 11:13:45

I had this "hallucination" once, think it's due to lag. Had it when i was looking for my mother, who was searching seeds. I saw her with a cart of full empty baskets quick after i started , no answer, no move, then she vanished. I continued and finally found her fresh grave with the cart and the baskets half filled with seeds. It was shortly after the "hallucination", it was not possible for her to find all these seeds in the meantime. So i guess it was a lag who caused a sort of afterglow.

Anshin · 2018-05-06 11:31:18

I have seen the random people statues bug in 2HOL, but not OHOL. They have names and change into different people if you leave and come back later.

sammoh · 2018-05-07 08:02:16

Anshin wrote:

I have seen the random people statues bug in 2HOL, but not OHOL. They have names and change into different people if you leave and come back later.

This was fixed in a recent update for OHOL. 2HOL runs older versions of server code.

Angel Carrillo · 2018-05-07 23:21:03

Mirelli wrote:

The Dick family (joke version)
I was born to a small camp in the desert when I noticed my beautiful last name, Dick. Immediately after being born, my mother, Rababbuclsefk, explained that she had lost her old village and family and fans so she started a new one in the desert. I had a few siblings, not all of them made it, but my sisters, Newt and Unnamed played large roles in my life. That includes starving themselves! My name was John Dick and I was a blonde, baby faced boy, like most people.
The farm wasn’t looking so good without makeup and seeds and we were running back and forth *benny hill music* to collect cactus fruit until the carrots were back on track again. GO GO CACTUS! I brought back a bunch of fruit, then decided to run off to look for seeds. Along the way, I stumbled upon a neat graveyard and snared rabbits. I also snapped my leg. I thought there must be a civilization of some sort nearby, so I followed it, and stumbled into a village of my elderly male family members, not a woman or child in sight. Maybe I should've ADS.
We were all Dicks, and we fit that name well because we were all named Richard except for me and two of my sisters! They had lots of carrots harvested and a large farm full of dry seeds, clothing, a casino, and a berry farm. I couldn’t believe my luck with the casino. I was naked, rich, afraid, *why did I include this* my hands carrying a measly basket of berries and the elders exclaimed “a child! boi y u no listen to dnak memes?!” I told them that we had women back in camp, my mother and sisters, and they told me to bring them back. I (b)vowed to keep that promise. I grabbed a basket of carrots, broke my other leg for luck, and ran as fast as I could.
By the time I was back home, my mother had turned gay. She would have no more children, but she would be happy! I told everyone I found her old home and for a while, no one listened to me (because plebs in this game have no ears.) I told tales of many carrots and that was enough to get my youthful, unnamed sister to follow me. She had already had children but she grabbed her newborn son (but she forgot to have a girl *cough* foreshawdowing *cough cough*)and we ran south. We stopped periodically and I told her to eat from my basket, risking my own life for our family to live on my dead corpse.
We eventually made it to the large camp my mother had lost, but by the time we got there, all of the elders had died. They left their clothing by the farm and we quickly suited up and got to work on the farm. My sister raised a son named ssack, who looked just like me, except he wasn't. It seemed like my sister was almost getting too old to have more children and I got worried. The last thing I ever said to her was “You need to have a girl.” She said nothing and I never saw her again after that.
Jack and I continued to work on the farm, but it became clear that it was just the two of us now, and the ghosts of the elders. As the elders before us, all of our women died out. I’m not sure what happened to my sister, whether she intentionally starved herself or was killed by a snek.
I don’t remember what I began to look for, but I caught sight of a pair of legs with Nikes standing in the tundra biome. I hovered over the woman and it said she was my sister, Newt. I never brought her to the camp, not sure how she got there. She was fully clothed, with pants, a hat, backpack, and sealskin coat. I tried to speak to her, to get her to follow me to the carrot farm, but there was no answer. I ran back to get carrots to show her, but she had turned gary by the time I reached her again.
I ran to get my nephew, ssack and show him this odd little sight, but when we arrived, he couldn’t see her. He said nothing was there, and yet I saw her clear as day. He wasn’t sure what to say and I’m sure he was a little disturbed. I began to believe that I was hallucinating. I was going insane. OHHHH NOOESSS! PINK PANTS I realised!
After all the work my ancestors had put into this village, there was nothing left to show for it. Depression set in as I realized my time on this earth was useless. Worthless. I left my clothing by the camp and died on the farm after saying goodbye to my nephew. I’m sure he st(e)aked himself soon after.
To my Dick family, I tried my best to keep the name alive, but it just wasn’t good enough to live. I’m sorry, elders.
(But in all seriousness tho, is that a bug anyone else has encountered before? I was sure that Newt had died and never made it to the camp, yet she was there. But my nephew couldn’t see her. Am I really going crazy??)

Yep, I modified it. Enjoy the derpiness!

Last edited by Angel Carrillo (2018-05-07 23:26:56)

amwhiskers · 2018-05-07 23:30:28

I bet it's just a bug

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