Bountiful Berry Bystander and the Blushing Bowman

Legs · 2019-12-31 21:29:55

Today, I spent a lifetime dedicated to that nostalgic taste. For one hour I did nothing but plant berries. During this lifetime I ate nothing but berries. I made mountains of compost to fuel the berry bushes, although it meant touching those filthy carrots (disgusting). I worshiped the way of the berrybush.

People told me to stop. I refused. I would cover the town in a sea of berries. This was my life's ambition and I would do it even if it killed me. My cousin Michaele Day begged me, begged me with tears in his eyes, to stop. "No," I told him "I will never stop planting berries." He ambushed me with a knife and when I was too wiley to catch, a bow. Still I evaded him, always circling back to my native berry farm. I planted berries with grim determination even as he hunted me. Eventually, he succumbed to the berry madness and took his own life. My mother fell soon after and I didn't stop, not for one moment to mourn her.

It's ironic... in the end, I didn't even berry her.

The carrot patch, the wheat field, the milkweed. They were all paved over by my berry bonanza. No one was left to question it. Even as I worked I taught a young girl to farm. My fervor intimidated her as she reluctantly agreed to carry on after my death. Finally, with the well nearly dry and thousands of precious berries surrounding me I cried out in my final song before dying of old age.

Inspired by Wuatduhf's thread and the question: is this griefing?
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=8828

Punkypal · 2019-12-31 21:38:55

With longing I wish for a day when Jason makes one server ban those with curses stacked on their accounts.

Such joy knowing I'll rarely, if ever, be forced to encounter Legs. And I'll be happy for him knowing he's having fun being a useless ass-hat on a different server.

Legs · 2020-01-02 04:39:43

This town is still killing it. The berrymunchers love me and feeding sheep is easy. Stay jealous.

testo · 2020-01-02 04:48:05

Legs wrote:

This town is still killing it. The berrymunchers love me and feeding sheep is easy. Stay jealous.

?? I passed through that town yesterday and it was dead.

DiscardedSlinky · 2020-01-02 07:16:09

I found this town earlier super dead. It had some backpacks tho so that was nice.

Clearly the berries killed it

JonySky · 2020-01-02 16:18:03

testo wrote:

Legs wrote:
This town is still killing it. The berrymunchers love me and feeding sheep is easy. Stay jealous.
?? I passed through that town yesterday and it was dead.

possibly there weren't enough berries, jajajajaja

DestinyCall · 2020-01-02 16:23:44

Needs more cowbell.

Spoonwood · 2020-01-02 18:02:10

But Legs, have you seen a livestock pen made purely out of berry bushes?

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