Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

miskas · 2019-11-22 11:39:34

Setting up for travel and Searching for rubber is quite a grind. Sooo, This is how I am having fun these days :

I was a white female in a village that had also a property owned by blacks, I went to them as a kid and said.
I want. horse. what. you. need?
Guy said lasso, fair well then, I said ok and left.

Gone back to the village, spotted a guy near soil that surely hadn't any idea what he was doing.
-Need. help?
-Yeah.
-ok. take. bowl. come.

gone with the guy to some wild berries fed him and told him to fill his bowl.
he put 3, didn't know that holds more. He said WOW when I filled his bowl to 6
I told him EAT . FIL bowls. Teaching. needs food.

gone back to the soil area and show him how to grab soil from compost, separate and tile it.
I did only 1 and said to him, do that til I brb.
gone off to search some milkweed seeds while watching him tiling soil with zoom
I got him a bowl showed him how to do 1, plant seed and water it. Told him again do that til brb.
By the time I got him a second bowl and I gave birth.
Said to him, I go feed bb. ONETECH.INFO . for crafting. ONETECH.INFO .( I always spam this to everyone)

While my laborer worked in my plantation I asked the kid.
-Have you zoomed?
-Y
-You are Zelda
I took him away scavenged some clothes, gave him a bowl and drop him as usually by a wild berry bush as soon he reached 3 (easy parenting )

Gone back to the plantation to get my teaching Profits. Made a lasso and went back to blacks.
uppon arriving, the veteran I had spoken with, wasn't there. I spoke to a lady.
-Get me horse?
and I let the lasso to the ground.
Response:
- HOW?
( oh madam you are hired! )
-Come. I took a bowl fed her a berry and gone to wild bushes, I filled bowl told her to eat and go to the near desert.
-Desert. -Dangerous. -but horses. I fed her again gave her lasso and told capture horse.
I zoomed out, grabbed my berry bowl and had fun watching her running around behind the wild horse
It took her some time, a fun time for me

we headed back, I refi berry bowl, fed hed, arrived, placed horse, tamed it, saddle, ride it to show off and...
-WOW ( noobs get so easily happy )
I repeated my moto. -ONETECH.INFO. -for crafting. -ONETECH.INFO
She thanked me and I said bey.

Now I upgraded it to a horse cart. But Upon riding and start going away I though.
Fuck rubber that was fun!
I gone back, parked my horse and gone to look for another laborer.
I found a guy.
-Need help? ( very good question, use it)
-WHAT DO I DO?
The guy was geared up, he seemed to know some stuff but don't know what to do.
I thought. Hmmm, what usually a town needs that I don't want to do?
Sheep, Wheat, Compost, Rope.
I had already hired a Rope guy so it was time for compost. Compost is good cause produce sheeps as well.

I showed him the steps, we gathered wild berries cause efficiency, told him to feed ONLY the babes to produce meat,
and pretty soon we had compost.
Repeat the Ritual: ONETECH.INFO. for crafting. ONETECH.INFO
I liked the guy he seemed to get things fast.
Meanwhile, the guy had an Arrow in his bp.
Sooo, What another thing a town needs that I hate when griefers exploit it. Bear hunters!

-Wanna hunt?
-YEAH! ( they are so excited I love it ^_^ )
-Grab arrows, bears need three.
We got 2 bows, I got 2 arrows and he 1.
Gone to the badlands I was Just running waking Up bear caves.
The first was empty but the second one woke up!
I never told him how you hunt never told him how to stay safe, not anything, just fun
The Bear Roar and wanted blood! I avoid her and let her chase him
While I was safely watching from a Wild wheat , The mad man landed a shot while running though the Bear!
I though Slowly prepared my shots and when fun was enough I killed the bear
I explained to him how to stay safe, He was more than excited ^_^
I repeated my moto one more time and died smiling

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bored of grinding and be the village savior?
live of wild berries, relax, hire a laborer, have some fun while eating berries:)
AlSO , can someone hire me a ONETECH.INFO Paper maker? It would be much appreciated

PS: Thank you, Jason, for making the game slower passed so we can relax and teach noobs.
I had also another kid, in this life, He was Zoomer as well so yeah, easy parenting and gone back to business.
BTW there was no clothes to dress my 2nd kid. So I asked from the black lady to ride the horse that we got and bring me clothes that were lying in the desert.
She happily did so.

Have fun

Last edited by miskas (2019-11-22 12:16:45)

voy178 · 2019-11-22 12:35:55

Genius. I never realised the potential to make beginners do specific tasks for me specifically. It's so dull to teach people baking and farming.

Gogo · 2019-11-22 12:41:05

Maybe I will pretend to be steam noob and do some crazy shit. :>

Today I saw someone teached 'slash die' for about five minutes. They guy didn't speak english very well. Finally someone said he knows spanish and translate the command to the noob.

WE were so happy from this success.

Last edited by Gogo (2019-11-22 12:42:14)

Coconut Fruit · 2019-11-22 13:36:38

I made a well 200 tiles away from town and found a steam noob to help me getting water... we had no horses but many buckets, so we took two carts full of buckets and got all the water from that shallow and then deep well. It took us about 15 minutes to get all water, but all cisterns in the town were full after emptying deep well.
Damn, if I was smarter I would only show him and tell him to do everything
Nice one miskas.

Last edited by Coconut Fruit (2019-11-22 13:39:59)

miskas · 2019-11-22 14:44:27

Coconut Fruit wrote:

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Next time Teach him how to make Wells as well and let him run wild!
Just use them as a workforce, teach them to do the tasks we need.

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My Next life was in an early village, nearly no cloths, very few BPs.
Time to hire a rabbit hunter then
I went to the kids running around
-Hey. Need. help?
A kid respond
-DONT. KNOW (din din, we are hiring $_$ )
-Come. take bowl (I took 1 as well)

took him by the wild bushes, we filled bowls, ate and explain to him that we make clothes.

I fed sheep with my wild berries and told him to fed only bbs, cause EFFICIENCY, made needle and thread, grabbed a basket, sharp stone and flint chip.
I told him to get his berry bowl and headed out.
I emptied flint and thread near rabbits, we got burdok, Grabbed a snare from the area, showed him what to do, and told him to keep bowl ful. I was bringing burdoks , more snares, pouches. and he was hunting and bringing berries.

14 rabbits, minutes later geared up took whatever we could and headed back to the village.
EZ life, EZ $$
Grinding is for fools, Hiring is the new meta!
If working solo feels better you are doing teaching Wrong.

PS: It is also nice to have a buddy

Last edited by miskas (2019-11-22 15:32:42)

denriguez · 2019-11-22 14:58:44

This is so wonderful and wholesome. Great job, Miskas.

Gomez · 2019-11-22 19:09:52

pretty industrious miskas ha!

I had the same reaction from a guy when I showed him the beri bowl the simple things lol. told him hold that beri bowl for dear life as child OHOL'ers have no qualms about robbing berrie's from a child, LMFAO!

Last edited by Gomez (2019-11-22 19:11:14)

karltown_veteran · 2019-11-22 19:41:46

Don’t take this the wrong way miskas but you sound a bit narcissistic

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#1 2019-11-22 11:39:34

Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

#2 2019-11-22 12:35:55

Re: Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

#3 2019-11-22 12:41:05

Re: Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

#4 2019-11-22 13:36:38

Re: Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

#5 2019-11-22 14:44:27

Re: Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

#6 2019-11-22 14:58:44

Re: Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

#7 2019-11-22 19:09:52

Re: Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

#8 2019-11-22 19:41:46

Re: Bored of grinding? Hire a steam Noob :p (they are quite fun as well)

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