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InSpace

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Registered: 2018-03-02

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Funny first and last names

Post some tips for funny names here!

(First names https://raw.githubusercontent.com/jason … Names.txt)
(Last names https://raw.githubusercontent.com/jason … Names.txt)

I got a couple,
first names:

- ASSER
- ASSIA
- SAVAGE
- CORD
- CORNY
- CREE
- CURRY
- DICKSON
- RIDDICK
- FARTUN
- ISHITA
- ISHITHA
- MISHITA
- NISHITA

Last names:

- AAS
- BUMPASS
- BUMPOUS
- BUTT
- BUTTARS
- BUTTACOUCO
- BUTTICE
- BUTTO
- BUTTS
- PENICK
- PENIX
- SOAP
- SNOWBALL
- SPACE
- VROOM

(sorry if I offended anyone with one of these names, sorry)

PastaFasta55

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Registered: 2018-03-07

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Re: Funny first and last names

Some other good names:

Male names:
'SHIT I NEED A DAUGHTER'
'Willy'
'Doodle'
'Jason Rohrer'
'Jason Christ'
'Dickhead'

Female names:
'Goldilocks'
'Bitch'
'Baby producer [number]'
'Vagina'
'Cunt'

Unisex names:
'Mistake'
'Bear food'
'Wolf bait'
'Meat shield'
'Footstool'
'Filthy peasant'
'Desklamp'
'Lettuce'
'Advocado'
'Potato'
'Satan'
'Worker unit [number]'
'Accident number [number]'
'You were adopted'
'If you have been diagnosed with mesothelioma'
'Lanky Kong'
'The crimean annexation was against international law'
'Yahweh Hitler'
'Beep Beep'
'Living Garbage'
etc.

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Re: Funny first and last names

GENE RODDENBERRY
DJ TRON
OLUWADUNMININU PANAGIOTOPOULOS
ALEXANDER DEGRATE
RICK OSHEA
DONALD <obvious troll is obvious>
(speaking of...)
LONG CATT
MO MONEY
EMPEROR CONSTANTINE
MUAD DIB
WARREN PEACE

etc., etc., etc.

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InSpace

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Re: Funny first and last names

I don't think you get how naming works, it can only take names from the name list, not whatever you write as a name.

Traddy

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Re: Funny first and last names

Lol well this thread didn't turn out as planned apparently, but I'll leave my one recommendation anyway..

Ben Dover

One Eve must take on the responsibility of beginning the Dover line, and every child from that point on shall he named Ben, whether male or female.

Long live the Dover clan!

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lesslucid

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Re: Funny first and last names

Roddenberry is on the list

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Re: Funny first and last names

I don't think you get how naming works, it can only take names from the name list, not whatever you write as a name.

http://www.fullmoonzine.cz/files/8d4fd7 … 7808ff.jpg

Check the name list.  They're all valid.

Last edited by Go! Bwah! (2018-03-30 09:39:05)

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InSpace

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Re: Funny first and last names

Yours were, but not PastaFasta55s.

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Re: Funny first and last names

Yours were, but not PastaFasta55s.

Sorry, got mixed up.

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InSpace

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Re: Funny first and last names

Some more valid names I found:

Donald Trump
Barack Obata (sadly not obama)
Hillary Clinton
Niel Degrasse
Abraham Lincoln
Elvis Presley
Marylin Monroe
Brittney Spears
Arnold Schwarzer
Justin Beiber
Will Smith
Felix Kjellberg

InSpace

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Re: Funny first and last names

Long Boner
Hugh Boner
Long Dick
Hugh Dick
Hugh Titze

Left4twenty

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Re: Funny first and last names

You didn't include "assmann" or "peniston" noble family names indeed

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InSpace

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Re: Funny first and last names

Very nobl

EvilBlackCat

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Re: Funny first and last names

I haven't actually looked at the list but I'm willing to bed a few like

Mike Rotch
Mike Hunt
Hugh Jass

and so on are available.

I named my friend Dorcas because he was being a jerk.

Lily

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Registered: 2018-03-29

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Re: Funny first and last names

I had an actual character that was named Murders Arson.

draequine

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Re: Funny first and last names

Yeah, I went with last name Murders for my family line.
So, my daughter was Arson Murders, her first brother was Wolf Murders, and his little sister was Blade Murders... My next kid was going to be Arrow Murders, but little Bear Murders disturbed a cave and ruined the village.

Lily

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Re: Funny first and last names

Yeah, I went with last name Murders for my family line.
So, my daughter was Arson Murders, her first brother was Wolf Murders, and his little sister was Blade Murders... My next kid was going to be Arrow Murders, but little Bear Murders disturbed a cave and ruined the village.

Oh that might of been me, and I got it backwards hehe. Arson Murders. The village actually was fine after that, since I had a bunch of kids and they kept the village going until I died of old age. I didn't know how to name my children so didn't name any of them though. Since I didn't know about the update yet, it didn't click when I got my name that you had to say it that way to do it.

YannaChan

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Re: Funny first and last names

I've seen someone named Thanos as their first name.

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Re: Funny first and last names

FirstNames:

BABY
BABYBOY
BABYGIRL

why jason? pls remove them xD

CrazyEddie

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Re: Funny first and last names

The list of allowable names is taken directly from the US Social Security registration data, which means that BABY, BABYBOY, and BABYGIRL are among the top 30,000 names that actual parents have given their actual children at the time they applied for a Social Security card for their children.

Presumably those parents hadn't settled on names at the time and so used them as placeholders when filling out the paperwork.

That's funny, and a good catch. I'll put in a bug on Github so Jason can consider removing them.

Edit: done.

Edit: Jason says:

Well, those are damn cute, so I think I'll leave them.

Nice find!

Last edited by CrazyEddie (2019-03-19 12:15:40)