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GreatShawn

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Registered: 2018-09-08

Posts: 381

MESSAGE FROM CANADA

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT OF CANADA

Hey beavers, lumberjacks and random girls on the streets, are you sick of getting unwanted yellow fever because your racist aunt opens a jar of diseased mosquitoes behind a signpost with some random soviet propaganda from WW2 in your backyard everyday? Now we have the answer! Your aunt's racism problem can be solved as easy as 4, 7, 2!(we canadians're goood at countin'nd spellaing!)

4. Move to canada (MOST IMPORTANT PART, IF YOU DONT HAVE THE MONEY THEN TOO BAD FOR U )

7. Get free vaccines so you can get protect from your Chinese dad throwing you into swarms of mosquitoss because u got 99% on your test.

2. PAY TAXES! IF U NO TAX U NO HEALTHCARE!

Also, consider getting a house because you never know what the government throws into the air.

Also, if you got a house consider letting me move in because i am writing this under a bridge right now.

Also, Your dad might have OCD Syndrome (Overreacting Chinese Dad Syndrome).

Also, remember to praise Stalin.

Also, this post is pointless and is extreamly stereotypical.

(shhh... don't tell anyone this is not from the government of canada)