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#1 2018-11-22 03:35:55

jasonrohrer
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Registered: 2017-02-13
Posts: 4,801

Update: Turkey Hunt

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Yes, this update is a bit obvious.  It's Thanksgiving tomorrow in the US.  But separate from that, the turkey is a majestic animal.

The wattle!  The snood!  The caruncles!  The beard!  What other animal, of feather or fur, has facial anatomy more distinguished or beautiful than the turkey?  Furthermore, it is a true native of our new world.  An American original.  Imagine what the early European settlers must have thought when they first laid eyes on it.

To prevent turkeys fighting over who has the longest, reddest, and most engorged snood, farmers often desnood the turkey chicks at a young age.  That sounds like a barbaric practice to me.  There will be no desnooding in this game, at least not yet, because turkeys cannot even be domesticated.  They are wild turkeys, thank you very much, and you just can't pin a wild turkey down long enough to desnood it.  Maybe someday, a future update will feature domestication, desnooding, and the all-important Presidential Pardon.

The only other content change involves yellow fever.  Getting bitten multiple times will no longer auto-kill you, but will instead just extend the duration of your illness.  The side-effects of the illness have also been adjusted to reduce the chances of survival without help from friends.  You're sick.  They need to nurse you back to health.  This should help balance the Jungle a bit more.

Those of you who have been having trouble with mouse cursor alignment on ultrawide displays will now hopefully find that the problem has been fixed.  On such displays, I now hide the system mouse pointer, which is off, and draw an emulated mouse pointer at the true click location.  This emulated pointer can also be scaled to your heart's content from the SETTINGS screen, which also should be helpful for low-vision and high resolution users.

You can now access your personal family trees, which will open in a web browser, from a button on the main menu screen.  No more typing your email or logging in via Steam to access your lineage page.

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#2 2018-11-22 03:39:59

Stormyzabeast
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Registered: 2018-09-26
Posts: 150

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

Nice smile


I am Eve Toadvine. I name my kids Alex, Jason, Jake, Holly and Disney characters. Forager and road builder extraordinaire!

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#3 2018-11-22 04:04:34

AnobeseWalrus
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Registered: 2018-06-17
Posts: 59

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

Thank you jason!

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#4 2018-11-22 05:40:27

Lyngs
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Registered: 2018-11-22
Posts: 2

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

You take Ultrawide customers more serious than many AAA game developers.

Thank you!

To show my appreciation. I will gift the game to two friends on Steam.

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#5 2018-11-22 06:00:02

MeIsZ
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From: Mapleland
Registered: 2018-08-30
Posts: 53

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

aweeeeee


If you're bored, check out this site poliwager.net. It's kinda like a online pokemon ranch simulator. The creator of Siivagunner is the owner of the site! big_smile

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#6 2018-11-22 11:07:38

jinbaili83
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Registered: 2018-06-15
Posts: 221

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

Thanks for new hats. How about straw hat with rose or other flower. People love hats in games.
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Forget about flower hat this is much better
Thanks

Last edited by jinbaili83 (2018-11-22 12:30:49)

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#7 2018-11-22 14:04:46

Starknight_One
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Registered: 2018-10-15
Posts: 347

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

Hunted a turkey for the lols. Much fun!

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#8 2018-11-22 16:16:18

Anshin
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Registered: 2018-04-01
Posts: 614

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

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Happy Thanks Giving Black Friday Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0m_o2gxbsU

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#9 2018-11-22 18:11:19

Tarr
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Registered: 2018-03-31
Posts: 1,596

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

jinbaili83 wrote:

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Oh hey there I am. I hope he knows I meant that in a sincere way. I always love the bugs he accidentally introduces into the game with updates like this.


fug it’s Tarr.

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#10 2018-11-22 18:26:45

jinbaili83
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Registered: 2018-06-15
Posts: 221

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

This turkey hat looks to good to be accident.
Also this is not a game, it is social experiment.

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#11 2018-11-22 18:32:58

Stormyzabeast
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Registered: 2018-09-26
Posts: 150

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

jinbaili83 wrote:

This turkey hat looks to good to be accident.
Also this is not a game, it is social experiment.


Agreed. The turkey hat was intentional


I am Eve Toadvine. I name my kids Alex, Jason, Jake, Holly and Disney characters. Forager and road builder extraordinaire!

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#12 2018-11-23 23:41:34

PeaGirl
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From: Finland, Oulu
Registered: 2018-08-09
Posts: 336

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

This will look hilarious.


If you ever enter Pea (Helkama turns into random name) family, you need the lottery ticket picked up. My baby names given can be absolutely random.
"Are you fueled with peasoup or why you keep running off from temperature tile?"

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#13 2018-11-24 07:20:40

WalrusesConquer
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Registered: 2018-07-11
Posts: 492

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

I ditched my hat and carried the turkey home this way. All the mouflon must hace looked at me weird...


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#14 2018-11-29 17:38:15

Troporos
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Registered: 2018-10-05
Posts: 2

Re: Update: Turkey Hunt

Bless the Jason

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