If there's copypasta, is there copypasta remixes or knockoffs

TheRubyCart · 2021-02-16 04:34:44

If there's copypasta, is there copypasta remixes or knockoffs, here's an example

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little wanker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Queen's Guard, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on the IRA, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across Britain and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UK Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shat all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bruv.

Bri'ish version of navy seal copypasta

JackTreehorn · 2021-02-16 05:35:08

What the bloody hell did you just fucking say about me, you little wanker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Queen's Guard, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on the IRA, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with talking bollocks to me over the Internet? Think again, prick. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across MI5 and your IP is being traced by Scotland Yard right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bellend. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, chum. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UK Army and Royal British Airforce and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little nonce. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn muppet. I will shat all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bruv.

British version with a couple of improvements.

Last edited by JackTreehorn (2021-02-16 05:36:59)

TheRubyCart · 2021-02-16 05:39:47

JackTreehorn wrote:

What the bloody hell did you just fucking say about me, you little wanker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Queen's Guard, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on the IRA, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with talking bollocks to me over the Internet? Think again, prick. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across MI5 and your IP is being traced by Scotland Yard right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bellend. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, chum. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UK Army and Royal British Airforce and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little nonce. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn muppet. I will shat all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bruv.
British version with a couple of improvements.

i Had to edit it on reddit a few hours ago so it's hard to see the full things thanks bruv

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#1 2021-02-16 04:34:44

If there's copypasta, is there copypasta remixes or knockoffs

#2 2021-02-16 05:35:08

Re: If there's copypasta, is there copypasta remixes or knockoffs

#3 2021-02-16 05:39:47

Re: If there's copypasta, is there copypasta remixes or knockoffs

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