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#1 2021-02-12 22:37:53
- TheRubyCart
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butter gods
butter gives fertility
butter is life
I had two kids after eating butter
those were my only two kids
I was an ok leader
Butter makes yu fertile
butter makes you a leader
butter gives you gene score\
butter is life
You are amazing, you are loved, and have a good day to whoever might read this <3
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#2 2021-02-12 23:24:38
- Cogito
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Re: butter gods
Foolish words, but to be expected from a foolish bovine butter believer.
Everyone knows fertility is a blessing from Rufus, god of mutton and sheep skin. Sacrifice your sheep by the village well and surely your entire family will be blessed. Bring your vegetable mash to the shepherd in the sacred sheep sanctuary, so that they may continuously prepare new offerings to Rufus. No town has ever starved, nor starved for children, while the sheep blood still flows.
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#3 2021-02-12 23:36:09
- DestinyCall
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Re: butter gods
The only true god is the goose god.
HONK! HONK! HONK!
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#4 2021-02-13 20:53:55
- TheRubyCart
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Re: butter gods
gingers love buter gd
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