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Have you guys tried the Satan Ritual?
What you do is you light four piles of glasswort on fire and stand in the middle of them so it looks like a diamond around you. Then you say "Satan, bless (son or daughter's name). May (he/she) live long." Then you have to sacrifice your blood to a snake
If there are no snakes nearby, can you sacrifice someone? I'll have to try this later..
Aww I was your mom!!! Im so happy you made it, you had two older sisters but It looks like they didn't succeed. Good to see you used your backpack well, I got bitten by a tree wolf along the way so rip me. I tried getting born in the town with bell but either a lot of kids use the mod to suicide there (which doesn't reset cooldown), or they have no girls :(
And the reason your grandma (Knight Exposito) got killed was because she ate my dad's carrots and he stabbed her for that lol. So yeah my mom's killer raised me and was my dad. Wanted to tell you the story but forgot.
I was born in Nox town yesterday! There weren't any girls in town except me and my mum, yet on the mod it said I have like ten fertile relatives.
Later a guy came into our town on his horse, I asked him if he's from another city, he said "no, from a shithole". He was like my tenth cousin once removed and still had the tarr surname! He told me its north west, so I checked the unnamed camp later and yeah, It was uh... not as good as Nox. Very overpopulated and cluttered. Everyone there was my tenth/ninth cousin. I came back, and raised my babies in the town. Wanted to contribute to the towers but sadly, in the 60 minutes I had, none of them turned stable :/
The AM radio's just broken atm. We have a far away one and it doesn't work.
Just saw on discord jason saying hes fixing it yayayayayayaya
Why doesn't the radio work?? Some people said it doesn't work because it's too close, but the spark gap morse transmitter thing worked just fine and it's close too. Posting this here because san-cal II was the only town where I saw the radio fully done.
I would try doing it somewhere more far but I feel like it won't fix it?
i did it without holding the kid too btw, just took screenshot holding her cus shes cute
If my mothers would all refuse to feed me when I told them im new, the only thing that this would teach me is - I should lie to my family about being pro then avoid them as soon as I get old enough to eat.
Also, Sure, onetech can be helpful. But living amongst other players is best for learning. I made many bad decisions and mistakes but I don't regret them, without them I would still be a noob, even If I knew how to make a car and do every other job right, I wouldn't learn how to protect my town from griefers, and figure out If someone is a threat to my fam.
Teaching noobs in my opinion can be a job too, especially a good one for moms since a baby is more likely to listen to his mum than his great great uncle who keeps yelling at you to get out of smithy area.
Like others here said, most towns die in less than one day now, so why not spend some time teaching a noob? A village is more likely to die from lack of girls, than a few newbies eating berries and stabbing some random dude, then starving because they didnt know theres a murder cooldown.
Erudaru wrote:I've never heard someone say "in the bush"... what does it mean?
Living in the bush means “being born in a town but having to live in the wilderness because you are wanted or starving”
Woah now that I think about it this has happend to me so many times before steam release. Never knew people were calling it that
You seem like my kind of person. We are gonna have a lot of fun together. And by fun I mean role playing as gay slaveowning brothers who are married and also in a cult.
As long as theres no killing im in lol
Religion wars & Cults - Never was a part of a religion in ohol, just cults. Cult wars aren't very common now tho.
I think the major cult now is goose cult but I hate it. hope forever. Oh also ppl were making some kind of altar with three adobe walls but I dunno if it's a cult thing.
Marriages - Yes yes yes. to me they're still a big part of roleplaying. Not many people do it lately. Maybe because now there are no city eve's and everyone is related hah
Dictators - I kill them.
Drug trade & Slave market - About a week ago I roleplayed as a mafia boss, I sold mushrooms to women in trade for their next child. Was fun but when I killed a guy for murdering two random people for stupid reasons, some other guy started chasin me just because im from the mafia! Come on guys mafia can be good too :( I told my kids he was a cop and to avoid him.
Sacrifices of babies - I do it only for nosaj and only if the baby is ok with it. It's still done pretty often, but maybe I just have good luck with finding crazy mothers.
"brother lovin'" - I dont know what you mean but I don't really see anyone other than my mom/kids as related to me. Sometimes I marry my cousins, also when I choose someone to marry I do it regardless of their ingame gender lol. Roleplaying gay characters is fun
Ohh I saw quad eves yesterday, town developed nicely! It was strange to see many experienced ppl in one place, even their kids were trying their best. I felt a bit useless since they got sheep in one gen, had all tools, and lots of iron. My sister and her two sons were pretty passionate about forging (my fav job) so I just made stew and tried to get kids. All of them ran except my youngest son. But other unrelated ppl still had girls so I didn't worry too much. I got born there later and made stuff for oil pumpjack, idk why someone decided to make an engine before we even got oil lol. Some random dude who killed sheep stabbed me sadly.
I would want to do quad eves, but last time I tried doing it we died at like 30 , maybe one of us survived a bit longer idk. I was a noob back then so I may do better now.
Also my longest lineage was from twin eves, tho I didn't deserve It, I mostly ate and babysitted, snared some rabbits - while my twin worked her ass off. Her line lived to third gen, and mine to fifty-something.
One time when I was eve's child I went looking for a good place to camp and found chopped trees, which led me to an abandoned town. My mom didn't make it sadly, she was too new... I told her to name me gio and she named herself gio, then named me gio, lol. And then she starved when I was two years old - I barely survived!
me: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=2698323
Ty for whoever decided to cut the trees, I probably would wander for like 30 mins if they weren't there. Also the idea is good i'll try doing it when i get born as male.
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Rip. I was the one trying to heal you. I thought the person inside the door way was pro apocalypse so I let them come into the room with me since I was too small and they ripped the tier block down. Regardless whether you're pro-apocalypse or against it having the ability to just rip pieces off is incredibly dumb.
Aww were you my son, the one who found key? Had a feeling it was you! Sad I died from stabbing, we could twin later
And the bunker in front of apocalypse house was made by me, sorry It looks so messy. I don't think I got the doors right even tho you explained it to me.
Sorry just got called a griefer few times for making it lol, but yeah I agree ppl have their own opinions about It and its a lot more fun that way.
Soo I spent two lives guarding the apocalypse, in one life I got stabbed by some guy but it was an accident, In another I made one endstone and had a very lovely son who even found the key to the locked room - but my idiot aunt touched it and had to destroy...
Then some dumb dude started chasing me yelling "SHE WANTS APOCALYPSE OMG EVIL WOMAN KILL HER" ??? as I got mad at my aunt, i didn't notice he was running towards me with a knife and I got stabbed, died cus no needle was near.
Anyway the apocalypse is good and I don't see why people are so against making it? It sounds fun and If every town dies anyway why not just let us make the apocalypse? Also If you were here I was Bea/Haadi.
wait I don't get it... so do I have to learn morse code to use it properly or no? help
Add more clothing pleasee, it makes no sense that most people run around with grass skirts and their titties out in an advanced town with oil. I mean they are likely to have backpacks too but its still weird :/ aprons and sweaters are good but we need more stuff, a new animal you can kill for fur and make clothing from would be cool (not the killing part). or something else idk how clothes were made in that time, maybe something not from fur/wool.
Hey! I made an account just to type this, haha
I was actually Keean, your mother. I spent most of my life farming the berries, since I'm a little new and that's all I really know how to contribute, haha. I told you that I named you after my mother, and you named your daughter after me, which I thought was really sweet
There was actually someone in the village taking babies and running out into the jungle to abandon them.
I believe you asked me to babysit for a moment, and I happily complied, but as I set your sister down, (I think it was either Fawn or Stella) she ran off with her. I tried to run after her, but she'd gone too far and I couldn't find them.
She was reborn as your daughter, Wisdom, though, and she was able to tell me who it was.
After OHOL got onto steam there's been an influx of those sorts, and yeah, it makes me pretty sad. Getting a little toxic.
Aww hi mom! Yeah, its sad but I definitely have good lives a lot more than bad ones, even with all these new people from steam. Griefers used to be very common when I was a noob (donkey town didn't exist yet) so starting the game was rough. I still suck at pvp but somehow I stopped two annoying ppl yesterday by throwing snowballs at them - they died from it lol, I even got to meet a person I respect very very much so Im happy!
I would teach you stuff If I didn't have so many things to do for the shitty town ![]()
Uhhh
Be a cool mom so your kids want to work to make you proudYes
and remember to not marry your kid then stab them for saying xd. its important
Onetech implies that you can feed a hungry grizzly bear a raw mutton and it will become non-hungry, at which point instead of chasing it moves randomly.
AND after being fed it has a limited number of moves... but there's no transition defined for when the moves are exhausted. Does that mean 90 seconds after being fed it stops moving? Or does it become hungry again, and onetech is just missing the data?
Fed bears just stand in one spot and don't move after they run out from uses. If you stand on the tile hes in he will still bite you though, even when hes not hungry.
Saw it like two times, one time he stopped moving near berry farm so kids would run into him to suicide lol.
swap items you use, dont look for an empty spot to place them just to pick up the thing you need. swapping is quicker and makes you look more experienced. its useful when smithing.
Ok so the village I got born in was bad, I spent my youth forging and helping some old woman named sapphire kill geese. I made pads, was working as a medic too. People were lazy and didn't even get carrots. I planted some south but a kid picked them up and ate... I would stab but no knife, cuz some noob hoarded like three in her backpack.
The players there were toxic but I stayed because I kept spawning in eve camps and wanted to play in some more advanced place. As i was about 15, they stabbed a woman for apparently killing babies.. not sure if she did that but I didn't heal her, so ppl wouldn't get upset at me. Then as the granny named sapphire was talking to someone I said "bad place". She started chasing me with knife and stabbed me. Then the idiot who hoarded knife hid the needle with thread in her backpack and said to me "no healing.".
Shitty people I hope their lineage dies.
me: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=2766973
edit: atleast my daughter lived on, I named her after my mom because she was the only kind person I knew in that town.
the last eve says shes smart yet chooses a bad spot and forgets to name herself XD
rip barrys
Right now with the quick die function on the onelife+ modded client it's incredibly easy to put a bunch of women on cooldown due to babies not lineage banning themselves.
That explains a lot lol, thanks again.
hm I always stayed even when infertile but getting reborn as my grandkid does sound good. also its helpful you listed all the resources needed for camp! but Im not sure about one thing-
Is lineage ban still the same? I recently died from starvation when lag hit me, I was about 15, tried a few times to get back into town but didn't succeed. I had my server chosen (two) and it was my first time playing in that lineage. there were many women still alive, so.. was I just very unlucky or what? I kept getting born as eve or in an eve camp :(