a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
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whats wrong with mine? im sad now : (((( dont laught at my name I just smashed the keyboard, i would change it if I could lol
Hi, we all know it was you and youre a dumbass. you're just pulling a "it wasnt me omg it was my little brother!!!111" act.
The more you play the more curses you collect, yes. I think there should be a way for redemption, maybe every month the curse threshold would up itself by one (so someone with a threshold of 3 would go back to 4, someone with 6 would go back to 7, etc) , or If you don't get cursed in a long time
works good, took some time to get used to it tho. I dont like the controls for zooming in and out, and I miss the fertile relatives thing... but love the names and cords <3
Just ban toxic from the forums too.
this tbh
actually its a guy and hes from korea, I played with him today (I was his kid). he's not that good but it looks like he only likes playing as eve so a lot of the lineages are his.
I would ask him more but his english is very bad...
In eve camps, life is harder in there, but In my experience kids /die a lot less when I'm eve or 2-5 gen.
Ofc most of the time they don't survive long and die from starvation before 10 yrs old..
Hi! I was your daughter and I'm really happy I got born to you and could help this town out!
The hoe, two buckets, TWO bellows, the shovel, a pile of iron, a pile of steel all hidden behind trees. But my family kept going despite this cowardly sabotage and I'm so proud of them for that. My daughter didn't flinch and had the bakery back to normal. As I explain in another thread most of what griefers do is easy to correct.
Yes... He actually hid even more buckets, but really was not very smart. He put a whole cart of buckets behind a maple tree. I decided to put up floors before making klins and oven so later its easier to make a building!
The real harm they cause is more emotional: you wonder what you did wrong to make someone so angry that they would throw that kind of tantrum? I know I did nothing I wasn't even born.
This.
But seriously, cleaning up after griefers is not that hard. took me about 20 mins to make plates, get sheep back, fix klin and oven. If the griefer was smarter, It could take more than a hour. Back when eves could spawn into towns, fixing a dead town was a hard task... and this life was nothing compared to that. I'm glad to have helped!
Oh - and to the griefer - don't take it personally, I bully all griefers and I try to be equal when it comes to that. I just happend to lurk on discord atm and see you flexing about it, that's all.
I was born as Belle Palin, and my mom was afk... Nothing interesting happend, I became friends with one girl and then she killed a guy who was being sexist towards her, then she got stabbed...
As I was 13 years old I yoinked the horse and drove to bell town. I made it at age 35 and managed to have one girl and a boy.

I started a fire in the town, but we had no sheep... I told my daughter that I'll suicide and try to get born as her kid and she agreed.

I was her only girl kid, so I didn't go get the sheep, I had to be safe, warm, and alive. I married my older brother and we had about ten children. All of them were girls!
My younger brother said very rude things, I assume he's from Toxic's 8 year old gang... So my mom aborted that little shit and we continiued living.
One of my daughters, My Palin, Came to me and told me someone wants to kill me. I knew something was up so I took the horse and 'followed' her. Then she tried to shoot me.
I got back and alerted everyone, about four people cursed her. She tried lying that I was the one who wanted to kill her, but I had a good reputation so nobody believed her.
Her pvp skills were very bad, she missed three times and eventually after losing all arrows she misclicked and put down her bow. I chased her out and even through I was 57, she was the one who starved.
I hoped for a worthy opponent, but It seems all people from toxic's discord server full of 8 year olds are shit at pvp. What a shame.
I got back home and said goodbyes to my loving family. Everyone was sweet and I loved em! Especially my husband-brother!
But I don't love My Palin. You're a huge dissapointment and not even good at pvp. git gud scrub. I really hope she reads this.
Loooong Live bell town! (its probably gonna die soon but am still proud of myself)
me: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4055448
and in my second life I was my own granddaughter
btw: the baby has a tail because I played around with some sprites.
Personally I hate all the dresses... they make you look as if you have the body of a grandma.. only dress that looks a bit good is the white one, and It still looks better on men. Especially on the smug white beard man.
Black pleated Skirt + White/Blue/Green Shirt are my fav combinations, but fully black clothing is fine! And any color of pleated skirt + white shirt looks fab too! I saw a guy with a black hat, shirt, long skirt, and a black cloak, and he looked so good in it! I don't like wearing cloaks when I can wear a bp tho.
But If I do get to have a cloak I keep it white and put an apron on, and add a long skirt to it! Maybe dye the cloak and apron red so that I can be a medic ![]()
To heck with friendly. Aesthetics matter. If you don't think people will take one look at a town with walls tossed this way and that and won't move on to a more pleasingly designed town, you really don't understand people's biases. /I/ know they work just fine and /I/ want to leave. Same as if my mother calls me some awful name. /I/ know I get a perfectly serviceable name that is not going to be one of those words, but like heck I'm sticking around and working for a village with people like that. I got one hour. I'm going to spend it in a place I want to love.
Also, it's not OCD. That kind of talk really diminishes the reality that people who truly have OCD have to live with each and every day.
Wow you took my words way too seriously. I don't make these buildings right in the city centre, but I do make them further away sometimes, so they arent the first thing you see. I'm not gonna make aesthetic rose gardens just to get my kids to stay. I've helped Kilian make some cool shrines and it was fun, but making weird buildings for a civ where people were rude to me or named me bad words still brings me more joy ![]()
I think it's much more accetable to make them, rather than idk... kill towns and flex about it on this forum like some weird ppl do
friendly reminder that a house with an ugly design still works and its not griefing
not my fault yall have OCD hehe
Ooh I met you! You were an old woman saying that someone was a griefer, and you also mentioned that you were the eve of this fam so I said "rip eve" and promised you id protect this town. Eventually I lured the griefer out of town and some old man stabbed him.
Then I went back to flirting with a silent guy who knew a loooot of things. I think we dated? I would marry him but he didnt speak at all. Once I gave him a pink rose, he kept it in his backpack for the rest of his life..
When I tried to talk to him he did /happy /sad /blush instead of responding in text.. Very strange dude but I found it cute. he also made fries for me.. sweet guy. We had two kids, an afk girl and a boy who looked for iron. Oh and we teleported some tomatoes using baskets, and threw them everywhere. Fun life!
me: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3996560
my love: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3996569
why did ur text get removed? also from the comments it looks like these guys are pervs who cant handle cartoon nudity
bob i wish u get fired from your walmart janitor job
same, then he wouldnt have monei for the internet and his son toxic would stop playing too ![]()
The griefers right now are veryyy low tier, their only strategy is being in a group. Sooo - a way to avoid them Is to ask them to confirm themselves on discord.
You dont know them? Starve/Stab! (some have enough brain cells to create an alt account, but its rare.)
They say "i dont haev disckord"? Starve/Stab!
They confirm themselves and its a griefer? Starve/Stab!
I had fun yesterday stabbing 8 of y'all, but come on, my killing stats get upped a bit much from it
Also, it is harder to be guard than to grief, so don't call yourself intelligent if all you do is put things behind trees and use your (extremely bad) pvp skillz lol.
Welcome to Milk town. That building was a byproduct of an argument since a woman didn’t want to curse her mom.
Wat? Where did that story even come from? Don't believe everything random ppl ingame tell ya, me and tarr made it and we are proud. Stop crediting other ppl... darn I should have made a copyright note in that house.
It is a beautiful and artistic house and It worked like a normal one... good job "fixing" it because of your OCD lol. Funny seeing the griefer above complaining too.
If anyone wants to see how the house looked after I finished it with tarr, its in game-pictures, on ohol discord.
gonna start stabbing everyone that breeds dogs from now on
collies are fine, only stab people who make german shepherds. feed all grown pitbulls you see, and throw their babies out.
Hi! this wasnt roleplay, it was just griefing. also u suk. What youre doing is excusing your shitty behaviour as "roleplay uwu".
biggest ive done: didnt stab people, I was way too chill and peaceful back when I was a noob. basically every screw up ive done is not stabbing someone before they destroyed the civ.
one time i yoinked a car and got it lost 2 km away from a bell town, but it was about a month ago...
and I remember killing someone for making too much bread too. but it was funny, even after my mom stabbed me.
biggest ive seen: everytime someone flies off with a plane without kerosine packed in... it makes me die inside a little
cant wait till you get out of donkey town so I can curse ya right back into it
Hmm I killed quite a lot of ppl, but that might be because of how much time I spend playing.. Weird that I haven't been in donkey town yet, most of the people I stab are griefers ofc, tho I still occasionally get cursed for that.
oh do mine too please! I have the same problems as MultiLife, so i'll just wait for tomorrow to see my stats
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3749539
Gio Spray 4 days ago
They're very rare because theres only 2 girls and 1 boy in each of the new skin colors. If you're female you have about 10% chance to give birth to someone one tone lighter or darker than you. A ginger girl will always give birth to white ppl, and a very dark girl will always birth brown people.
I thought at first it was intetional because well... gingers should be rare. but apparently its not.