a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
You are not logged in.
Pages: 1
Im sensing a dynamic feud that could even rival that of dodge and spoon.
Keep up the good work.
Reaction emotes are a wonderful technological improvement in group communication. This should be studded with them.
Name calling and incompetent griefing is fun and all, but I've got two contenders(the better one I stole) that I think fit this pretty well.
I once got cursed and exiled for having a beard.
There was a nameless griefer who lured three bears to town. And so this person was promptly named and then cursed ... for being a baby.
arkajalka wrote:when eve you can get fast carrot yum bonus by putting wild in bowl and dropping it on ground as a regular one.
sharpstone op 100+ recipes
You can do that at anytime (once you can hold objects).
Maybe, but typically by the time you're a baby and can hold objects, carrot farms are available, making the farmed variety roughly 10,000% more available than wild carrots.
Skewers have 4 uses with a 50% rate, giving an expected 7 uses, and requires you to find one common(6.54%) plant in the grasslands.
Stone hoes have 5 uses with a 20% rate, giving an expected 21 uses, and requires you to find four common(13.07%) plants and a couple things that are everywhere. Stone hoes go an average of three times farther and only about twice as hard to find.
BUT, there are far far far more uses for rope than there are for skewers, making the sacrifice of a few skewers significantly less costly than losing a rope, assuming you spent time collecting every one you found.
HOWEVER, each skewer is going to take a spot in your basket, and require a trip back to return when full, while each spot in your basket could be a rope for a stone hoe, and go three times farther. So it mainly depends on how far you had to range to get your hoe down.
So, this is one of those things I've only been able to see hints of, as the information isn't really available on the wiki or anywhere else, but I think there is actually a way for a family to last indefinitely? Not a town, oh no. And not technology. But for everyone to start over and continue the line unbroken. And oh goodness this feels almost as bad as when I was advocating capitalism earlier, but... The apocalypse, it leaves everyone alive, but wipes the map. All resources regenerate, everyone starts over. But you do it on purpose, timed and planned, full of food, and ready to rebuild society asap.
So, I discovered this game Monday, so I understand that may color things somewhat, but I'm also an absurdly obsessive sort of person when it comes to learning and understanding things, and I desperately love the premise of the game and the experiences it makes possible.
I've also spent much of the last three days absolutely overwhelmed with how sprawling and twisty everything is, how key mechanics keep changing and the different places those can be found are often out of date, and I've been wracking many fibers of my being trying to make sense of the way to keep things running, keep everyone alive, and avoid disaster. Establishing peaceful homeostasis is sort of my MO with all sorts of building/technology/civilization games.
It's also driven me nuts that so much of the things I learn I keep finding in strange out of the way places. I pored over every the news for every single weekly update released on steam, because they extend past 2018-2019 from which most of the wiki seems to be pretty solid from, and still end up learning more things from forum posts and discord history.
The wild thing is .. I'm not so sure that's a bad thing? Like, it's definitely bad that without that knowledge everything collapses and everyone dies, but it's also kind of really cool how many parallels it draws to being a microcosm of real life. The real world is big and messy and impossible to understand every facet, and in order to accomplish great things we need a lot of people working together who specialize and teach others their specialty to carry it on, and there is no way one person can do everything.
I'm actually starting to wonder if maintaining rigid property fences within families where crucial resources are managed responsibly and passed down through generations would help or hurt things. Probably hurt, because eventually it would fall into the hands of someone who can't manage it, because there's not necessarily going to be someone available who can both carry on the line and pass it down to the next generation, and at some point someone is going to be born who could manage it and would be locked out, or the small self sufficient community who knows how to manage it would be fine, but anyone outside the walls would be left to starve and/or suffer. But what is it they say about capitalism? or was it democracy? It's the absolutely worst system we've ever tried, except for all the others.
I imagine the people who can't get what they need from the private owners would need to migrate, and maybe found their own settlement on the next site? Or move back east, and take over one of the now defunct towns that were inevitably mismanaged.
I'm pretty new! Yesterday's story had me reeling, though I doubt I'll manage to convey it well enough to do the same.
----
I was born in a small room to a nice mother, who named me Mufasa, and marvelled at the name. I typically try to explore a bit, but while I was still in the nursery I was picked up by a strange man with a goatee, who quickly ran me out into the forest, stopping a safe distance away,
"Don't make a sound or you'll regret it."
".."
He kept running, further and further away, in mostly the same direction. Was I being kidnapped to be taken to another village? Being sold into slavery? Maybe this man was just sad that he wasn't born a woman, and really wanted a child. I wasn't really sure.
As my hunger gradually began to grow, he stopped and put me down by a tree. Maybe he had some berries in his backpack.
"F?"
"Hahaha! No." "You're doomed now."
I ran as fast as my three year old legs could carry me, desperately hoping for a gooseberry bush, or an onion. Maybe I would be old enough to pick something up by the time I found it. But all I came across were carrots and burdocks my small fingers couldn't dig from the earth.
Soon, I perished.
---
Gradually, I openned my eyes to a familiar sight, and a slightly familiar face. I was being born again in the very same room I'd just been taken away from. Gripped with fear, I checked the doors. That goateed face was just returning.
I tugged at my mother's skirt.
"H" "l" "p"
He entered the room, and I scrambled to the far corner.
"K" "n" "p" "r"
The kidnapper heard my words, and tried to grab at me, but I ducked back just in time.
As I grew, my messages became easier to understand.
"He" "Kd" "Me" "Ki" "dn" "ap" "pr"
My mother had seen him take two children from the nursery, and now suspected the nefarious intent.
"I" "Mu" "Fa" "Sa"
The village scrambled, I continued shouting my babbled pleas, and my mother explained to the village leader. Who, after only small deliberation, exiled the man, and called for a knife.
The goateed man laughed. "I was only bringing them love." "Death is love."
There were no knives in the village, and the man would periodically make as if to flee, but always returned to share his taunts.
The village continued to try to find some way to remove the monster from our midst, minutes passing with excrutiating slowness.
Suddenly one appeared with a bow ... a man named Amadeus, wearing the same face as the monster. I became paralyzed with fear. What..what was happening? I'd never seen his name. But the monster was clearly this one, I'd named him, and he'd as much as confessed. Clearly there should be no confusion here. So I grew silent, rather than raising my childish doubts.
In nary a minute, the task was done, the hero wearing the face of the monster carrying a bloody bow, the cursed kidnapper bellowing some choice last words, and I was left with my purpose fulfilled, but doubt in my heart.
I slowly wandered in the small house between the nursery and the kitchen. Idling through the choices, keeping myself alive with the most efficient choices I could, trying to minimize my burden to the town while feeling utterly incapable of contributing from the shock of the experience, I'd hardly registered the fact that I had a different name now, and was born a female. And so it was an entirely different sort of surprise that I welcomed a daughter.
With renewed vigor and sense of purpose I immediately took to the task. So I held her close and showed her everything I knew about the place. I admitted I was quite shaken myself, and so didn't have much to say, but I showed her the farms, the kitchen, the nursery, the forges, and the graveyard. In the graveyard I shared a short version of my story about the kidnapper, and my private doubts about Amadeus(with the addendum that he's probably fine). And when her hair grew, I set her down, letting her know she was old enough now to pick things up, saw her pick up a stone as confirmation, and wished her luck.
I never saw little Emilia again. She starved at 13, her last words may well have been those she said to me "Ty"
But no sooner had my daughter headed off to her journey than I welcomed another, this time with the auspicious notification that she was entirely new to the game.
I named my baby Evelyn, held her and told her how much I cared about her, and would teach her everything I could. She sweetly replied with the baby's H(ellos) and T(hanks), and I set about teaching her about how to eat the most yummy food, how to cycle through the kitchen boxes to find the best pies, how to exchange items with the ground, as well as the standard tour of our village. I let her know that my knowledge was not the most complete, and our village was small, but that we had food, and it was good.
As I was teaching her I had three more babies, and hastily named them as quick as I could, and tried to include them in the explanations and tours. The first left us immediately before I could pick her up, and I explained to my baby Evelyn how if our children choose to leave, that is the result. But the other two stayed, and I tried to juggle between them to keep them fed.
Unfortunately, I wasn't taking care of my own needs, my hunger was low, and I see no other explanation for how I lost my other two babies. One who I never managed to name, and poor sweet Litcy, who asked to be fed only to be left wanting. I fumbled with the kitchen trying to push some kind of food into her mouth when holding her had no effect. But I failed her. Her bones were swiftly carried away to the graveyard before I could so much as say goodbye, and I mourned in front of my daughter Evy, lamenting at being a terrible mother, and how overwhelmed and new to it all I was.
She took my words to heart, and kept sweet Litcy in hers as well. Soon she was off on her own adventures, and I was left to greet my only son Sam. He was not new to the game, but was to our village, so I gave him the tour, and noted how far along the path we seemed to be towards making compost. He understood the process, and so I suggested that as a fine path for him. Checking the time, I noted that I had about 15 years left, and asked if there was anything I could do to help him. He said there was not, so I pointed out his hair had grown, and he was off on adventures throughout the town. He lived a long good life. I greeted him occasionally, but never really knew what he was up to. Typical I suppose of those teenagers who already understand everything there is to know of the world.
Evy though was always sweetly engaging whenever I saw her. She welcomed four children of her own, my grandbabies, the first of which found herself our Lady Alice .. as in infant, and all of whom made it well past their child years. She was a wonderful mother, and helped her children with everything she could, and was very sweet to her children's grandma.
I did what I could for them as well, and when my time came, I felt my remains would burden the town, and so leaving all my clothes and possessions behind I headed off into the southwest, where I perished of old age in the desert.
---
Alice, my mother - "You are Beck."
Evelyn: "Has anyone seen my grandmother? I fear for her."
"M" "e"
She continued searching. It wasn't until I was 3 that I could string together my thoughts well enough to convince them.
"Have you seen my grandmother? I fear she may have passed."
"Its" "Me" "Gma"
"Is it you? Have you been reincarnated?"
"Yes"
And so I was able to add upon my roles, at once grandson and mother to my Evy, son and grandmother to our Lady Alice, Evy's daughter.
I don't remember much of the details of that life, but it was good, full of emotion, greetings and relaying of the town's needs. I helped to redirect some of our berry production from pies, and saw a thriving compost operation arise. I watched our well progress from a shallow well to a deep well. And I gave my sweet Evy my last advice to her as she passed into old age, to find herself another Yum food as her capacity began to fall.
And then Alice's daughter Daisya gave her another granddaughter, who she named while holding her. I could tell as soon as she began to speak that she was my Evy, but I didn't know her name, and shortly thereafter a stillbirth was carried away.
I panicked, searching for Daisya's face everywhere, to ask after Evy, though I could hardly utter the question.
"Is she...Evy...Did she..."
"No" "Its" "Me"
"Precious?"
"No" "Evy"
And so our roles continued, and she expanded in hers as she was granddaughter and mother to our Lady Alice, my mother, for that was how I knew her best now, my time being her grandmother far removed now that I was in my middle age as her son.
Alice was a lovely leader, very encouraging in her orders, and our town was prospering through most of her rule, but it was time for her to go. We gathered around, my setting hunger aside to be a part of it. As our Lady Alice departed this world, she knew who she wanted to succeed her.
Her last words: "I follow Precious"
And so it happened to my daughter Evelyn, brand new to life in her second incarnation, with her old uncle Beck as witness.
Laughing in my heart, I explained to her what her daughter/mother had just done, that she was now our village's Lady Precious, and taught her how to give Orders.
Her first official command was to tell everyone how great a job they were doing, and I headed off to the kitchen to quell the beeping in my belly.
Only ... there was no pie in the kitchen. Only plates of pie crust on the ground, and no fillings or kindling in sight. I frantically searched for something to eat, terror in my heart as I reached 0 pips, fearing I would lose my access to my multigenerational reincarnated family. The nursery's bowls too were empty. I'd already told them this would be my last life today, but if I didn't die of old age, I might not see them again. I'd had dreams of paper and lineages to share. With a mad dash to the farm I found some freshly sprouted gooseberries, and grasped at the lifeline they provided just in time to maintain it.
Well. It seems Precious has her first crisis to manage.
"Order, you're all doing great everybody!"
"Order, We will need more pies however."
I congratulated her on her excellent leadership, and progressed into old age. With a final survey of the town I sought to find what else she would need to manage. It seems our deep well was upgraded with a newcommen pump ... which now has a torn seal. I'd seen this situation in many lives before, and I still wasn't entirely clear on the solution. I knew it required rubber, which came from rubber trees, and it would involve a journey, but I didn't know where the jungle was, or how to get the rubber. I knew that one of our own had contracted yellow fever though, so they may be able to find it, and Precious was still young, she might yet see the solution. She wanted to go herself, wonderful leader that she was, but I reminded her that she had to stay in town. She was their leader, and so she needed to be available to receive problems and provide orders. She was also of childbearing years, and being in the village will make it easier to raise more children.
As this was my last life, I thought to tell my story in the nursery, about my wonderful family, my life as Mufasa, and the children I helped avenge. Then Daisya, Precious' mother, revealed that we were twins in my story, for she was the other child taken that first day by the monster. She wanted to be buried next to me, her twin, and I was honored to have it be so, and so we went to wait out our last days.
Only .. I wasn't quite clear on how many days I had left. We sat out in the graveyard, and my hunger began to fall. I laughed about perhaps needing a snack, and our friendly gravedigger provided me one, "Never deny an old man a request for snacks."
And my hunger fell some more, and again. I didn't want to press my need, the village needed its food, but I was at risk of losing my family ..
at the last moment -- "I...think I might be starving again..."
-----------------
YOU DIED
AGE: 60 YEARS
CAUSE: OLD AGE
It's 5 years old, but this is the official recipe list now. Even up to date as far as I know.
Pages: 1