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#1 Re: Main Forum » DoN'T ShEAr ThE LAst ShEeP oR i KilllLLLl! » 2019-03-03 01:08:32

Peremptive wrote:

If I see you doing any of those things and I have a knife, I will most likely stab you and ask later
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If you want to fuck around, go get two stacks of iron for the village, bring a stack or two of kindling and some long shafts, make some shovels and break half of them if you want.

It wouldn't matter if I'm the one who gathered all the supplies if you're not going to stop to ask the question. That paranoid, elitist, jump-to-conclusions attitude is precisely what's (rightly) being ridiculed ITT.

#2 Re: Main Forum » DoN'T ShEAr ThE LAst ShEeP oR i KilllLLLl! » 2019-03-02 21:02:37

Mushroom wrote:

- generally eating fucking anything besides stew or pies by adults

I understand food efficiency and yum bonus. Sometimes, I just don't really care. One of those times somebody tried to kill me for eating berries.

There were three of us left in a fairly advanced town that our Eve mom had stumbled upon. Multiple sheep, horse cart, cistern and pump, plenty of food of various types. Problem was, mom died and all of us were male. I was twins with a new friend and was helping him get started farming. We had a decent enough patch, more than enough to sustain the tiny lot of us without anything else. 

I had a grand vision of this town being something great someday with expansive fields of various crops that we spent our lives building. But first things first, my friend had to learn things one at a time. He had to go afk and I was feeding him. Around this time a miracle walked into camp, a random female! She's helping us with getting the berry farm started, collecting odd things.  Third guy came over and told me to stop planting berry bushes and stop eating the berries. I really don't care because our family is dead anyway, and told him to pull the stick out. "WaStE of ReEEEEesources! Not Peeeeeople food! We have pies!! We have stew!! Reeee!" (I can't stress enough how ridiculously much we had in this town for the four of us. It would have taken concentrated effort on all our parts to intentionally waste enough resources to put us anywhere near danger. On top of that, it was already set up to be fully sustainable. Which... made it the perfect place to treat it like the tutorial and just pig out on berries while teaching a new friend the ropes.)

This guy apparently took it really personal. He ran off and came back with a knife, but fortunately missed. I headed to the wilds, surviving on scraps and forage for a few years. Of course, in running from the madman I had to let my twin starve to death. End up piecing together all the parts to exact revenge with a bow and arrow, though. Came back to merc the kid. He just laughed maniacally and called me all kind of names before finally croaking.

The new girl had seen him try to kill me and this whole time is just carrying on doing her thing not saying a word. I head back over to my berry farm and she's just chillin' there. Tell her I'm sorry she had to see that. She replies that she guesses she's my wife now and smiles. I gave the girl everything I had and wished her well to go respawn with my twin.


I mean, really? I would have moved on to doing something else once my twin had a sufficient understanding of what was going on. But after the way that guy approached that situation it really made me want to plant berry bushes as far as the eye can see.

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